Consciosness is like a sparkl.
This sparkl has souce - fire.
Source cant be denied of something its creations have.
Darvins theorie is wrong.
Dead rock cant give life to consciosness that generates endless stream of toughts, desiers. Has ability to feel pain and happines. And hope that
someday it will he happy.
Consciosness created rock.
Consciosness - life. Rock- death.
Death cant lead to life its opposite.
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Consciosness
Use a spell checker, please. Otherwise you will be mocked without mercy by everyone else on the internet.
sparkl
Twhylyt sparkl!
Darvin
Darwin's Russian, bear wrestling counterpart?
happines
Is this some new type of pine tree?
And the Pulitzer Prize for Poetry...
Does not go to you.
And what exactly are sparkls, toughts, and desiers?
And who is this Darvin you speak of?
Consciosness is like a sparkl.
- What is a sparkl?
This sparkl has souce - fire.
- Do you mean sauce?
Source cant be denied of something its creations have.
- cant means 'whining of beggars', slang, argot, hyocritical platitude..
Darvins theorie is wrong.
- DarVin?
- Theorie. Dear me. You write in French!
Dead rock cant give life to consciosness that generates endless stream of toughts, desiers.
- toughts, desiers Wow!
Consciosness created rock.
- So we existed before the planet?
Consciosness - life. Rock- death.
Death cant lead to life its opposite.
- The last sentence is a denial of the Christian hereafter.
"Consciosness is like a sparkl."
I agree, purple purpose:
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Twilight Sparkl e is intellectual-est pony. She thinks , therefore she is [/Descartes]. Purplest pony, too.
And as of the end of this 3rd series of "MLP:FiM", as Princess Twilight Sparkl(e) the Alicorn, she is effectively a God .
...oh, and Pinkamena would like a word with you, re. 'dead' rocks. [/"Party of One"] X3
@Paler_Face
"Twhylyt sparkl!"
Sounds almost like Applejack's accent, sugarcube! /)^3^(\
PS- Check out the next page of the quote link. What AF's mod Stimbo says in reply to purpleprose 's 'attempt' at poetry (unintentional or not) is classic. Made me roffle my waffles! X3
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"Everything you see exists together in a delicate balance. As king you need to understand that balance and respect all creatures - from the crawling ant to the leaping antelope"
"But, dad, don't we eat the antelope?"
"Yes, but when we die, our bodies become the grass, and the antelope eat the grass. And so we're all connected in the great circle of life."
So death creates more life. But, no, we didn't come from a rock. Even lions living in the savannah got that, jeez.
Ok, What I've been able to translate is this.
Premise one. Consciousness = the Soul. [FALSE]
Premise two. Soul has a source.(Implied: That source is God.) [FALSE]
Premise three. Darwin's Theory {That organisms adapt over generations} is wrong. [FALSE]
Three strikes, you're out. You are the weakest link and all that jazz.
So ... consciousness arose as a result of sparkly fire?
"Rocks" (meaning, as the creationists do, pre-biotic material on ancient Earth) cannot give rise to consciousness, but "fire" can?
THAT'S why it hurts whenever a Fundie tries to think. His head's on fire!
Dead rock cant give life to consciosness that generates endless stream of toughts, desiers. Has ability to feel pain and happines. And hope that
someday it will he happy.
Consciosness created rock.
Consciosness - life. Rock- death.
On seconds thoughts, this man is simply right.
perfectly right.
Dead rock cant give life to consciosness that generates endless stream of toughts, desiers. Has ability to feel pain and happines. And hope that someday it will he happy.
No, that was just in the corrupted version the original version said this:
Then Tak looked upon the stone and it was trying to come alive, and Tak smiled, and wrote All things strive.
And for the service the stone had given, he fashioned it into the first Troll, and delighted in the life that came unbidden.
These are the things that Tak wrote!
I note that no-one has provided anything vaguely like evidence of abiogenesis.
Hang on,
I take note of the fact no-one here knows what it means.
To the 48 trolls above - being able to speak English will not be a defense when you need one.
Before trying your hand at an actual argument, first learn to think and write.
As it stands, your credibility is thoroughly annihilated by the sheer number of writing errors (I counted 15) in this short post.
Consciosness is like a sparkl.
This sparkl has souce - fire.
Source cant be denied of something its creations have.
Basically your argument here is that because we are conscious, we must have a conscious creator. Then what about the consciousness of the creator? What is the source of that? "God is, because we are" has been the oldest argument of theism and also the most easily defeated one.
Darvins theorie is wrong.
Dead rock cant give life to consciosness that generates endless stream of toughts, desiers. Has ability to feel pain and happines. And hope that
someday it will he happy.
Your consciousness is just a bioelectric hologram generated by your brain-cells to act as an interface between your body and the world around it. There is nothing magical or divine about it. Your thoughts are binary analytical functions that process data from your memories and senses. Your pain is signals traveling at around 250kph through your nerves taking information of damage from an injured part of your body, to your brain. Your desires are impulses of your primal instincts and your "happiness" is the fulfillment of your desires.
The ToE actually glorifies humanity, and life, by very elegantly explaining how we got to where we are, from the first living cell. What happened before the first living cell, lies outside of the ToE's scope. There are other theories that deal with that.
Some people are not good at spelling. It's not a big deal when you're with friends who know you well, but it becomes a problem when the written word is all people have to go on since they don't know you personally, or when doing a presentation for school or work.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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