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The AIDS problem is that the rectum wasn’t made for sex like the vagina. A condom will still tear at the thin wall of the rectum, ergo, since Bill and Melinda [Gates] are so pro-abortion maybe they could fund the creation of a technique whereby the tiny vaginas of aborted baby girls are sewn together and then retrofitted into the anus of homosexuals. Everybody’s happy and we’ve cured AIDS!

Bill and Melinda are pondering: “Serious or parody? With our billions, anything is possible.”

Pegon Zellschmidt, Moonbattery 94 Comments [4/15/2013 3:18:34 AM]
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Atheism 2.0

What. The. Fuck.

4/15/2013 3:31:28 AM



...tiny vaginas of aborted baby girls are sewn together and then retrofitted into the anus of homosexuals.

Wat.

No, really. What.

4/15/2013 3:33:23 AM

Happy Atheist

Damn my thin rectal walls and their condom shredding tendencies! If only I had an AIDS-immune vagina rectum!

Damn you God! Damn you!

4/15/2013 3:34:23 AM

Prager

PZ doesn't have the slightest idea what "it" is talking about.

4/15/2013 3:36:32 AM

Wehpudicabok

What exactly do you think AIDS is? ...I think maybe if you understood what it actually is, you'd start making more sense. (I'm an optimist.)

4/15/2013 3:38:23 AM

Canadia

Maybe they can use some of that cash to hire someone to translate this bullshit into logical, coherent English.

4/15/2013 3:44:30 AM

fishtank

what a moon loon.

4/15/2013 3:48:01 AM

Einar


4/15/2013 4:03:32 AM

Filin De Blanc

These people have really sick imaginations. Dr. Moreau would balk at some of this stuff.

4/15/2013 4:04:25 AM

Freethinker

o.O

O.o

>.<

No.. just, no..

4/15/2013 4:08:07 AM

Milza

ERROR...ERROR...ERROR

4/15/2013 4:19:42 AM

Reynardine

You're the one who's diseased, and I fervently hope it's not catching.

4/15/2013 4:30:13 AM




4/15/2013 4:32:30 AM

Rabbit of Caerbannog


4/15/2013 4:38:51 AM

Pip

"a technique whereby the tiny vaginas of aborted baby girls are sewn together and then retrofitted into the anus"......

I'd prefer a wallet or a case for my iPad. Thanks.

4/15/2013 4:49:28 AM

Doubting Thomas

And they claim that those who provide abortions are sick, twisted people.

4/15/2013 4:51:49 AM

Swede

The AIDS problem is now spread wider in the heterosexual population than it ever was in the homosexual population, dumbass! Most people who contract AIDS nowadays are heterosexual women and girls in Africa.
How would a condom know which orifice it's going into?

Most aborted fetuses aren't developed enough to have vaginas yet; they don't even have nervous systems. They are, really, just lumps of cells that might someday become a human, but are now virtually indistinguishable to a duck fetus, a turtle fetus or a giraffe fetus. So no, this is not possible.

4/15/2013 4:57:42 AM

KittyKaboom




4/15/2013 5:00:33 AM

TheSaucyAuto

"Serious or parody?"

I was wondering the same thing, frankly.

4/15/2013 5:13:30 AM

The Crimson Ghost

It's too early for this kind of crazy. And this is crazy.

4/15/2013 5:23:18 AM

Gawd

Yeah, there might be some mental health issues here . . .

4/15/2013 5:32:09 AM

raRadaghast

Why are these loons so preoccupied with sex in general, and gay sex in specific?

4/15/2013 5:41:11 AM

Mister Spak

Serious or parody? With fundies, it's impossible to tell.

4/15/2013 5:43:44 AM

Deep Search



Moonbattery: Where zygotes have vaginas that can be sewn together and planted into the asses of gay men because that will be more effective than condoms and thus cure AIDs...

Or lol did they just steal this crazy quote from the site they linked, wut?

4/15/2013 6:19:50 AM

beehummingbird

Do most aborted foetuses even have vaginas?

4/15/2013 6:30:44 AM
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