If there are any of you "atheists" out there reading this dialog, you may wish to consider this before your little pi$$-ant group dose too much to silence Christianity. "Vengeance is mine!" said the Lord - and he has some friends that will be glad to help him with the task and his friends have friends and their friends have friends and so on. Oh, I almost forgot; they know Mr. Colt, Mr. Marlin, Mr. Smith & Mr. Wesson, as well as Mr. Remington and Mr. Winchester and others; so you see - maybe the Monument should be left alone to serve its Honored purpose. Your time would be better spent trying to figure out how to justify ALL of the Obama Family's vacations with Taxpayer money - Get It?...
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Hi Doc Jimmy,
Sorry meant to say "sarcasm".
"Vengeance is mine, saith the Lord..."
And yet every single one of you jackasses wants to horn in on the action. Oh, that's right... guns make you God... or they just make you feel less horribly impotent and inadequete.
But don't forget, boys and girls; Christianity is the Religion of Love!
Which Monument? What Honored purpose? Why should WE figure out Obama's Family politics?
they know Mr. Colt, Mr. Marlin, Mr. Smith & Mr. Wesson, as well as Mr. Remington and Mr. Winchester and others
Considering how rapidly the American gun laws are changing to keep up with the rest of the civilized world, it wont be long before all these "friends" of yours will be parting company with you. And then, you'll only have a poorly written fictional book in your one hand, and your dick in the other. That would be the time when everybody stops paying any attention to you, at all.
" "Vengeance is mine!" said the Lord "
Funny how your so called Lord never shows up to do this vengeance"
"and he has some friends that will be glad to help him with the task and his friends have friends and their friends have friends"
Oh, he's hiding behind his lynch mob.
"friends that will be glad to help him with the task and his friends have friends and their friends have friends and so on. Oh, I almost forgot; they know Mr. Colt, Mr. Marlin, Mr. Smith & Mr. Wesson, as well as Mr. Remington and Mr. Winchester and others;"
And your so called Lord needs the products of atheistic science to help him.
"Your time would be better spent trying to figure out how to justify ALL of the Obama Family's vacations with Taxpayer money - Get It?..."
Dumbya had more vacation time than all recent American presidents combined. Your time would be better spent trying to figure out how to justify ALL of the shrub vacations with Taxpayer money - Get It?...
Wow, he must be really tough to be able to name those gun makers, Huh?
There's a funnyordie video out with Jim Carrey doing a HeeHaw skit and a song called Cold Dead Hand that's about little shits like this guy. It's pissing off the Right Wing big time.
That's nice. Try to bring all your "friends", and do anything to me with them, and you'll have to speak to Mssrs. Mosin and Nagant. Not to mention the police and their associates Mr. Glock and Mr. Mace.
Yep. Still not scared, Internet tough guy.
If your God is so damn powerful though I'm not sure why he needs you and your guns.
Oooohhhh scary!
Go back to your mama's basement & continue jerking off to Soldier of Fortune, you pathetic little boy. After you're done, give one of your guns a nice BIG sloppy kiss-barrel first. I love reading about that in the news.
"Vengeance is mine!" said the Lord - and he has some friends that will be glad to help him with the task
He needs help because his idea of vengeance is to send a tornado to destroy deeply religious parts of the country because atheists and gays exist in other parts of the country.
Dose? I guess spelling is not the Lord's.
Even if you had a valid point concerning Obama's vacations, I would simply direct you to GWB's vacation record.
"'Vengeance is mine!' said the Lord - and he has some friends that will be glad to help him with the task and his friends have friends and their friends have friends and so on."
You do realize that the clerics put that particular phrase in the book so you assholes wouldn't go around forming lynch mobs without supervision? Gee you're dumb. It's nice to see that you don't get all your programming from GodCorp's Big Book of Truthy-Truth... some of it comes from shampoo commercials.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TgDxWNV4wWY
@fishtank: Yeah. I have a cousin (at least one) who is outraged at all of Obama's vacations. I didn't know he was taking any more than any other president, but according to him, it's outrageous compared to Dubya.
And your Lord's friends can meet our colleagues Mr SWAT team, Mr Abrams, Mr Apache, Mr Tactical Air Support, Mr Thermobaric Bomb and finally Mr Being Raped in the Prison Showers.
@anevilmeme
"Why do all fundie but jobs assume all atheists are on the left politically?"
Because atheists can't be REAL conservatives and everything that's not (their narrow definition of) conservative is automatically liberal.
I was waiting for some jackass to cite GWB's "vacations" - I put it in quotes because the White House put up full accounts of the work he conducted on the ranch. The first few presidents didn't spend the summer in the White House, either.
Other than that, Doc Jimmy is yet another minor figure inflating himself.
said the Lord - and he has some friends that will be glad to help him with the task and his friends have friends and their friends have friends and so on..
And here I am, thinking your god is all powerful and do not need help from some microbes on a rocky ball floating in space.
It tremble and shake with fear...ehehehehehehe!
Dear Dic, you are no Christian. Why the biblical hypocrisy, then?
So basically, 'Doc' Jimmy = 'My dad will beat you up!'
C'mon then, fetch him. Now .
"Oh, I almost forgot; they know Mr. Colt, Mr. Marlin, Mr. Smith & Mr. Wesson, as well as Mr. Remington and Mr. Winchester and others"
I live in the UK. Do your worst. Two words: metal detectors. Guns not allowed here:
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Say hello to messrs Glock and Heckler & Koch. Also Mr. Steyr at all our airports.
Your time would be better spent trying to figure out how your absentee daddy's gonna beat me up now - as in why he can't, or won't ; to say nothing of how you personally are gonna shoot me, if you're not allowed to bring a gun into the UK to try and stem the Atheism that exists here & most of Europe, that's clearly justifiably taking over your precious 'Christian' USA.
Get it?
So, you admit that you need earthly implements to defend a supposedly divine monument? Think about that for a second.
What was it that Machiavelli said about unarmed prophets again?
If God needs help, particularly this fellow's help, to achieve vengeance, he has some potency issues.
"Dearly beloved, avenge not yourselves, but rather give place unto wrath: for it is written, Vengeance is mine; I will repay, saith the Lord."
fucking idiot can't get his own god damned religion right.
Assuming the President ordinarily works seven days a week ...
Obama (first term): 83 days vacation + 72 days at Camp David = 10.6% of time in office - so on average, it's like he worked Monday through Saturday, then took off an hour before lunch on Sunday each week.
Dubya (both terms): 490 days vacation + 487 days at Camp David. = 33.4% of time in office - so on average, he left at 2:20 on Friday and took the weekend off each week.
Source: CBS News
Hint: when you hear something from Rush, check it yourself.
God may know Mr. Winchester, but I seem to remember Mr. Winchester not being particularly happy with God.
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@Canadiest:
I love that video, and have been waiting for an excuse to post the lyrics here:
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Imagine if the lord were here
And on the ones who sell the guns
Charlton Heston movies are no longer in demand
It takes a cold dead hand to decide to pull the trigger
Oh, I almost forgot; they know Mr. Colt, Mr. Marlin, Mr. Smith & Mr. Wesson, as well as Mr. Remington and Mr. Winchester and others;
The Republican NRA Jesus just ejaculated.
The Bible Jesus is heading back to Golgatha to let himself be crucified again. It seems once wasn't enough.
...and they shall beat their swords into plowshares, and their AK47s into flat AK47s that still might shoot, but will be instead used as wall plaques, not unlike that annoying singing Bass.
"Give me back that extended clip!
HT to Thinking Allowed.
HAHAHA!
Seriously? Death threats to Atheists over the internet?
You've basically resigned yourself to be one of the first to have your guns taken away.
Because the FBI has your IP address, as a potential threat.
OH, My Goodness! Oh, My God! I hope that SOMEONE will notify our Atheists higher-ups...that THE most powerful being in the universe...our sworn enemy...has FINALLY discovered the GUNS! We had it going pretty good until this point...out plan was right on track. But now...they have THE GUNS!!! What, oh what will we do?!?! What is to become of us? How can we face an omnipotent foe who has at last armed himself with man-made pea-shooters?
I don't know about the rest of you Atheists...but I'm running to the hills where their God can't find me! Run away! Run Away! Abandon all hope!
...oh, shit. I just pissed myself...
Oh, and God damn it! I live in flat country...the hills are way, way, WAY away...
OK, on second thought...I'm just going to sit here and take a lot of deep breaths...
...I've got a black sheet in the closet. I think that if I put it over my body...it'll be like a burka...and these people with their fearsome gods and guns won't be able to see me.
...here we go!...
Bring it, you fucking pussy.
And that goes double for your impotent, pathetic "god."
So you plan to murder anyone who doesn't share the same mythological beliefs as you? Please come over Europe and explain your viewpoint. Of course you can't bring your 'friends' with you because we're a bit more grown up than that, but I'm confident that you are intelligent enough to advance a rational argument. Aren't you?
Thats okay, i rub elbows with Taurus, Springfield, and my associates Heckler and Koch.
I love guns like I love hotrods. I just don't support iresponsible use of them
Meanwhile, here in the cause and effect universe inhabited by sane people, the president is required by law to pay for his own vacations and those of his family. The First Family's secret service detail incurs some travel expenses but that's about it and this expense during the Obama Administration is lagging far behind all the shuttling to and from Texas while Dubbya was in office.
See, this kind of quote is evidence that they are mentally unstable and should not be allowed anywhere near a weapon.
Oh well, I hope they keep on doing this and keep on showing how crazy they are.
You know, the wackos like jimmy are the dumb asses who usually are stuck on the 25 yard targets with their over sized wrist breakers. Then they do something stupid like not check their breach before a cease fire and get kicked off the range to let the responsible individuals continue to shoot in a safe manner.
Frankly if there was an armed uprising against atheists, I'm pretty sure the National guard would have their own Mr. Bushmaster's, or Mr. Armalite to sort out the fundie lot.
Fuck you doc jimmy, you give gun owners a bad name.
"they know Mr. Colt, Mr. Marlin, Mr. Smith & Mr. Wesson, as well as Mr. Remington and Mr. Winchester and others"
Say hello to Mr. Barrett...:
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...and his nine other .50 calibre friends.
Whilst that's not an actual picture of him (as he has ambitions to join the SAS, thus he wants to remain anonymous), my nephew is a Corporal in the East Yorksire Regiment; has seen action in Afghanistan, and is his squad's sniper, using a Barrett M82A1 that was previously captured from the IRA.
He's taken out Taliban from at least half a mile away. And that's before he's even used Depleted Uranium rounds.
'Doc', just two words: Bring it.
@Canadiest
ROLMAO
I just watched the video and it was great.
His comments in response to faux news losing their mind over the past week are epic as well.
"a media colostomy bag that has begun to burst at the seams and should be emptied before it becomes a public health issue."
"I sincerely believe that in time, good people will lose patience with the petty and poisonous behavior of these bullies and Fux News will be remembered as nothing more than a giant culture fart that no amount of Garlique could cure."
I remember something a Jewish man (one OP claims to follow) said a few centuries ago, when one of his friends drew his weapon against a soldier...
It went something like "It's not a good idea to live by the sword..."
@ROLMAO
Yeah, no shit eh?
Compared to President Obama, President Bush spent much more time vacationing. I don't hold it against him, though. There are plenty of things to fault about Bush and his presidency, but that isn't one of them. Being the president of a country of 300 million people is probably extremely stressful, and as far as I know, neither president stayed on vacation when they were needed.
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