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#12392
Bob_Zimmerman
That sounds entirely too over-the-top to be real. Surely he was being sarcastic.
Right?
Please tell me that that's sarcasm.
1/29/2006 1:09:23 AM
#12400
Jeremy PC
Brian Michael is obsessed with guns and calls himself \"the hitman\". He also lists himself as being mormon, strange I thought mormons weren't into violence.
http://www.myspace.com/brianthehitman
1/29/2006 2:08:31 AM
#12403
Rime
I think it would be more dangerous to be bitten by fundies like this. You can kiss your ability to reason and remain calm when someone disagrees with you away.
1/29/2006 2:37:05 AM
#12404
Soyokaze
Because we all know that the gay people are just like zombies... he must be joking right? It sounds like something out of Dawn of the Dead....
1/29/2006 2:59:55 AM
#12407
DoctorX
troll
1/29/2006 4:53:51 AM
#12408
The Great Chuck Norris
Me, living in VA, I won't be able to vote on that as I will be 1 month under 18 in November.
I hope that bill falls on it's face, gay marriage has actually proven beneficial to soceities.
Anyways, WOW, shoot people we don't like, Brian belongs in Florida.
1/29/2006 5:01:12 AM
#12415
Crosis
I'd swear that's sarcasm, but then I'd say that about a lot of posts here.
<<< And if you get bit, you can kiss your being straight away. >>>
What, homosexuals are werewolves now?
1/29/2006 5:56:33 AM
#12417
Savrin
<<< And if you get bit, you can kiss your being straight away. >>>
Dang, I didn't know I had all these special Homosexual subclass skills... I'm going to start biting people now :D
1/29/2006 6:03:01 AM
#12419
Jesse Custer
>>>>Brian Michael is obsessed with guns and calls himself \"the hitman\". He also lists himself as being mormon, strange I thought mormons weren't into violence.<<<<
Don't know much about Mormons, do ya? There's a -reason- that the state of Missouri had an executive order directing the execution ON SIGHT of any Mormons found within state boundaries. The order was signed in 1838 and was not rescinded until 1976. Only kill-on-sight order I know of in the US based on religion ... No trial necessary, just shoot the bastards.
http://www.exmormon.org/violence.htm
http://www.thetalentshow.org/archives/000417.html
http://www.thechristianexpositor.org/page58.html
1/29/2006 7:08:44 AM
#12422
Jesse Custer
Oh, and the bit about head shots -
bad advice. Always, ALWAYS, shoot for the center of mass. It's an easier target when you're under pressure. You only shoot for the head when you're dealing with people wearing body armor, i.e., heavily armed home invaders, such as federal agents, etc.
1/29/2006 8:33:28 AM
#12427
Aesmael
I refuse to believe Brian is serious unless he continues to be quoted here. Surely no one could believe homosexuality endows people with superhuman powers.
And if it does, well, I better get that sex change so I too can become bullet resistant.
Perhaps there are further powers to be gained the more deviant one is?
1/29/2006 12:54:40 PM
#12429
Chrisoya
Huh, I guess that explains Shaun of the Dead being labelled a 'romantic comedy, with zombies'.
Shaun: [about Ed] He's not my boyfriend!
Ed: [handing beer to Shaun] It might be a bit warm, the cooler was off.
Shaun: Thanks, babe.
[winks]
1/29/2006 1:10:56 PM
#12437
The Great Chuck Norris
Me, living in VA, I won't be able to vote on that as I will be 1 month under 18 in November.
I hope that bill falls on it's face, gay marriage has actually proven beneficial to soceities.
Anyways, WOW, shoot people we don't like, Brian belongs in Florida.
1/29/2006 3:04:11 PM
#12513
Nekhbet
Gee, If I'd known I could have just bitten someone and made them queer I wouldn't have bothered recruiting people and handing out all those blasted toaster ovens. Republifreak doesn't have the brains of a good sized flea.
1/29/2006 11:41:30 PM
#12568
Coffee
I might consider getting bitten myself if homosexuality comes with more cool superpowers, such as the ability to bitchslap fundie bigots into a coma.
1/30/2006 1:14:13 PM
#12577
David D.G.
\"Remove\" gay marriage? Does this mean that until or unless this Anti-Gay Marriage bill passes into law, Virginia is allowing homosexual marriages?
What do you know -- Virginia really IS for lovers!
~David D.G.
1/30/2006 3:52:22 PM
#12620
King Spirula
Actually, you don't have to shoot them in the head as gays go down all the time.
1/30/2006 10:18:44 PM
#12717
Coffee
King Spirula, that is the best comment EVER!!
1/31/2006 2:26:14 PM
#12816
Gerod Ferod
Are these running gay zombies hes talking about like in dawn of the dead 2004 or the slower Romero ones?
2/1/2006 12:28:12 AM
#12819
CousinTed Williams
Alright, you primitive, fundie screw-heads, listen up! See this? This... is my boomstick! It's a twelve-gauge, double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt-blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right... shop smart. Shop S-Mart... You got that?!!
(The opportunity was just too good to pass up)
2/1/2006 12:41:57 AM
#13257
King Jones
Okay but dogs can look up.
2/3/2006 11:11:24 AM
#401973
John the christian
poe?
2/8/2008 2:31:54 PM
#402058
GigaGuess
Has to be sarcastic. If it's not, though, I weep for humanity.
@Cousin Ted
Marry me. Now.
2/8/2008 4:50:16 PM
#402070
TerriblyAmused
Poe. Not even a fundie would compare being gay to being a werewolf.
2/8/2008 5:04:54 PM
#402107
Marie-Annick
Considering the divorce rate for gay marriage in Denmark (where they've had it for years) is about half of what it is for you non-homos, (and even more than evangelicals) I'd say you're just pissed off because gay people are better at marriage than you.
2/8/2008 6:05:01 PM
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