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#1436571
Percy Q. Shunn
LOL! Your precious buybull commands virtually the same things. Read it, dumbass.
8/19/2012 11:28:45 AM
#1436574
freako104
Ever read Old Testament?
8/19/2012 11:30:02 AM
#1436583
Filin De Blanc
Further evidence that "Bible-believing" Christians have never even read the Bible, much less believe it.
8/19/2012 11:44:25 AM
#1436592
Robespierre
To "Respect" a "Religion", the "Religion" has to be respectable in the first place.
How true. Repeat 100 times, maybe you'll get it.
Murder, slavery, some forms of lying, theft, statutory rape and battery are crimes. They are already banned.
8/19/2012 11:55:40 AM
#1436618
J. James
Whoopsy daisy, there goes the bible and the Torah, too.
8/19/2012 12:23:53 PM
#1436621
Micharion
They do realize that if one is banned they all would have to be banned to make it absolutely fair right?
8/19/2012 12:27:31 PM
#1436627
Fundies Make Me Sick
"What if the "religion" commands it's adherents to, Murder, take Slaves, take sex slaves...beat wives?"
Oh the delicious irony. Look in the Old Testament buddy. You'll find a lot of things that most people wouldn't consider "respectable".
8/19/2012 12:32:29 PM
#1436633
MK
Time for a new irony meter. Problem is, this post blew up every irony meter within a hundred mile radius.
8/19/2012 12:36:11 PM
#1436635
me
I dont get it.. i agree wholeheartedly. am i a fundie? even if i can defend my position?
8/19/2012 12:37:16 PM
#1436646
Oh My Dog!
Oh, just like another certain Abrahamic religion...
And the queeran? - I don't get this.
8/19/2012 12:48:18 PM
#1436648
Jezebel
I never met a religion that deserved respect, a few religious people, but no one religion.
8/19/2012 12:49:11 PM
#1436656
Scorpius
@ Oh My Dog- In the land of the Free Republic (Evil CloudCuckoo Land) there is a mass overriding conspiracy involving the Muslims/Gays/Atheists/Commies and all. So the queeran is an offhand joke. Also, it may have been the only thing he could think of when he wrote it.
For the OP: You missed the OT didn't you?
8/19/2012 1:02:36 PM
#1436675
I actually agree at the respecting religion part. Maybe this guy should look in a mirror.
8/19/2012 1:23:36 PM
#1436693
agentCDE
So close, so close, and yet so far...
8/19/2012 1:57:02 PM
#1436697
louislois
I agree kind of...
I think all religious texts should be banned.
8/19/2012 2:09:16 PM
#1436714
D Laurier
Wtf is the "queeran"?
Find me a religion that commands anyone to do any of the things listed.
8/19/2012 2:38:08 PM
#1436717
Berny
Everyone before me pretty much said it all. The Qur'an is a rip-off of the Bible. The borrowed a LOT of stuff from the Old Testament and smatterings of the New Testament.
You bigoted morons really should try ready your Bible sometime.
8/19/2012 2:40:16 PM
#1436736
anevilmeme
This may be the most brilliantly constructed Poe ever.
8/19/2012 3:18:58 PM
#1436739
LDM
"To "Respect" a "Religion", the "Religion" has to be respectable in the first place."
Well that's Christianity out, then.
8/19/2012 3:20:50 PM
#1436767
Oh My Dog!
@Scorpius
Evil CloudCuckoo Land
I lol'd when I read that.
8/19/2012 4:48:04 PM
#1436793
Clearly this person has not read the Bible.
8/19/2012 5:55:47 PM
#1436806
John_in_Oz
Agreed.
Let's ban ALL Holy Books.
Not from believers in their own homes or places of worship, just from schools, government buildings, and places where mature adult thought is needed.
8/19/2012 6:19:53 PM
#1436807
arcturus
have sex with dead wives? Mo did some pretty nasty shit, but I don't remember that part..
8/19/2012 6:30:38 PM
#1436809
checkmate
To "Respect" a "Religion", the "Religion" has to be respectable in the first place.
Translation:
To "Respect" a "Religion", the "Religion" has to be pure lilly white Southern Baptist Christianity in the first place.
8/19/2012 6:35:35 PM
#1436810
cdcdrr
Ehm, this guy doesn't know the Quran is based on the Old Testament, does he? Mozes, Joshua of Nazareth, both are prophets to Islam along with Mohammed. That stuff about stoning 'blasphemers', slaves, beating your wife, when it's okay to murder, steal and lie despite the commandments? Carry-overs from before year zero. If anything, the Quran is a fount of enligthenment and progress compared to the Old Testament, actually containing rules on how to divorce your wife or husband(!). Or the manumission of slaves, and when it is mandatory(!) to do so. Or how about a prohibition on killing unbelievers solely for holding other religious beliefs? Sure it gets ignored and dismissed by chauvinists, conservatives and fundamentalists. But if Freepers are going to hold their existance against an entire religion, I have a mirror they might want to look into.
8/19/2012 6:39:02 PM
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