If you read the Bible you'd know what the antichrist is described as and the rarpture is not mentioned.
8/19/2012 11:15:40 AM
"Begins" to ramble?
8/19/2012 11:21:12 AM
Percy Q. Shunn
I lol'D at "begins to ramble"
8/19/2012 11:24:56 AM
Obama hasn't accepted anything even remotely approximating to "divine honors", that's just a lie. And the entire Rapture theology was invented wholecloth about a century ago.
8/19/2012 11:29:41 AM
It will probably sound shocking to some, but the antichrist and the apocalypse are not required to revolve around the USA, and the present times are definitely not more unbearable or depraved than the past 2000 years.
8/19/2012 12:00:01 PM
Hurled from his own butt.
8/19/2012 12:11:08 PM
Filin De Blanc
If he's the Antichrist he's waited an awfully long time to do anything.
8/19/2012 12:20:00 PM
THAT IS NOT HOW THE RAPTURE WORKS YOU ABSOLUTE IDIOT!
8/19/2012 12:40:46 PM
I feel privileged to be the first one to say this for this quote:
"Now, I'm not saying that Obama is the Antichrist but... Obama is the Antichrist."
Also, I'm pretty sure Mr Hurlbut's been driver-less for a long time already.
8/19/2012 1:08:29 PM
"Those of us who genuinely believe in Christ … will suddenly disappear … one minute will be driving in a car, the next minute the (car) will be driver-less."
Not in your lifetime, or the lifetime of your children or grandchildren. Get it through your head that these predictions were made about the generation alive at the time of Jesus and it didn't happen then.
Face it, you've been stood up.
8/19/2012 2:52:45 PM
This quote screams "Real Chiristians don't read the Bible!"
8/19/2012 3:08:48 PM
You keep promising to disappear, but you never seem to get around to it.
8/19/2012 4:13:21 PM
Well considering the wrong definition of the rapture yes I am not surprised it is mentioned but nothing like these people say it was.
8/19/2012 6:33:11 PM
Fun fact: This guy is a Conservapedia sysop. (Though nowadays the only reason he's still there is to linkspam his own website, Conservative News and Views.)
8/19/2012 8:36:03 PM
Oh My Dog!
So, Obama is the Anti-Christ, eh. Funny, I thought that was the Pope.
Don't worry, Obama can still be an atheistic gay Muslim commie-nazi if he wants.
8/19/2012 9:12:29 PM
"Those of us who genuinely believe in Christ … will suddenly disappear …"
Well invisibility is a godly trait. But wouldn't it be great if genuine believers could emulate other Godly characteristics, like inaudibility, or the ability to appear only as a self portrait on a piece of toast or damp patch on a wall, or even the ability to lengthen short limbs. Bible God has many magical feats, no need to restrict yourself to invisibility when emulating Him.
8/19/2012 11:16:51 PM
Raised by Horses
Of course not. Only a librul would actually read books.
8/19/2012 11:22:46 PM
Terry, I think that your car is already driver-less.
8/20/2012 3:49:48 AM
"Those of us who genuinely believe in Christ … will suddenly disappear "
If only society could be so lucky.
8/20/2012 4:18:52 AM
It is actually mentioned in the bible. The word rapture isn't mentioned but it does talk about the dead in christ rising first and then those alive being caught up in the air.
1 Thessalonians 4:16-17 I believe.
8/20/2012 4:21:49 AM
Can I have your stuff?
8/20/2012 4:34:49 AM
I enjoy reading comments from true bible believers who believe in things like the antichrist and rapture which aren't in the bible.
8/20/2012 5:34:51 AM
I thought Bill CLinton was the anti-christ. Did he lose an election or something?
8/20/2012 6:00:20 AM
"[Hurlbut begins to ramble]"
People like Hurlbut tend to do that. Just nod and smile until you can distract them with something shiny and slip away.
8/20/2012 7:52:40 AM
"one minute will be driving in a car, the next minute the (car) will be driver-less"
Probably didn't shut the door properly, leaned on it and fell out.
8/20/2012 9:15:56 AM