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Quote# 89046

*On a Cracked article about stupid-looking dinosaurs*

Holy s**t can't scientists ever do something cool? Look just because you were beaten up in fourth grade it doesn't mean you have to keep throwing all of these s****y dinosaurs at us. I know the dinosaurs are just made up anyway, you took random dragon bones and started rearranging them into bullshit shapes to impress your basement dwelling science friends. Next time I want you idiot paleontologists, fossilologists, and geologists to start creating a dinosaur with an ak-47 instead of a dick on it’s head, okay? Maybe the people will start supporting your bogus career. Personally, I used to humor this whole theory of evolution thing, back when science was all about atomic explosions and curing smallpox. These days, science is about the Earth getting colder and dinosaurs looking increasingly stupider. What a crock of shit. This is why I support creationism, there are no surprises and everything is based on fact. You know, facts like reptiles have scales, birds have feathers. This isn’t Harry Potter, you can’t just shove two random animals together and call it a “hippogriff.” It’s a disgrace.

RalstonRock, Cracked 66 Comments [8/19/2012 10:43:09 AM]
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Submitted By: Dynamic Dragon
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#1436544
Doubting Thomas

LOL! Dinosaurs are fake but dragons were real.

8/19/2012 10:46:54 AM

#1436548
Rabbit of Caerbannog

Let's stick to the facts here, like man being made out of clay, women being born from a human rib, and light being created before stars. Now THAT makes sense.

8/19/2012 11:00:21 AM

#1436554
cdcdrr

A hippogriff was not thought up by just Rowling. Argh, who am I kidding? There is so much wrong about this comment that this isn't even half of it.

8/19/2012 11:10:15 AM

#1436568
werewolf

Show me a talking snake and we'll talk about crocks of shit.

8/19/2012 11:28:11 AM

#1436572
Penguis

Eh, the mostly correct spelling and punctuation, along with the fact this made me giggle more than facepalm, leads me to believe that this person is trolling. A very funny post nonetheless.

8/19/2012 11:29:22 AM

#1436578
Ebon

Dear Lord, please be a Poe.

8/19/2012 11:33:05 AM

#1436585
OhJohnNo

Right yeah this is satire, most probably.

Hi guys, Alps were nice.

8/19/2012 11:46:44 AM

#1436588
freako104

Troll/poe or very very stupid

8/19/2012 11:48:40 AM

#1436599
Leighton Buzzard

Yeah, like a real fundie would be reading Cracked in the first place. Poe!

8/19/2012 12:09:20 PM

#1436643
Micharion

Uh werewolf it was not actually a snake it is just fundeMENTALists saying it was an actual snake. Oh and when going through things of course you are going to find some that are just stupid looking they usually do no last long.

8/19/2012 12:46:18 PM

#1436672
Flah

Does anyone else smell that? It smells like Poe.

8/19/2012 1:21:28 PM

#1436674
His4Life

I think this post is fake. But in any case, there is a point that dinosaurs are becoming more and more bizzare and outlandish looking, with many now resembling cartoon characters. I took two of my kids to a museum recently and they had these small dinosaurs with human hair (like a colored mohawk) grinning as they attacked a larger dinosaur with their claws. They looked ridiculous. My kids and I taped a note to the claw of one saying "God didn't create this. Check your Bible." and then left. :]

8/19/2012 1:23:03 PM

#1436730
anevilmeme

Most likely Poe. If not the species is fucked.

8/19/2012 3:04:10 PM

#1436741
Jordab the Folf

Ehh, probably a Poe, but I wouldn't really put it past people to actually mean something like this..
@His4Life
I call bullshit. You wouldn't take your kids to a museum, they might actually learn something. And if it is true, then it's yet more proof that you're a terrible parent... Teaching your kids it's okay to ignore the rules about touching the exhibits. I bet you got thrown out instead of just leaving.
EDIT: Wait a minute, you just happened to have paper and tape on you? You must have been planning to deface this place all along. You should be in prison.

8/19/2012 3:41:27 PM

#1436745
checkmate

back when science was all about atomic explosions

Yes, back when science was about fulfilling traditional Christian values like killing as many people as possible!

8/19/2012 4:06:45 PM

#1436755
Old Viking

Demonstrates the fundy's usual firm grip on the subject.

8/19/2012 4:16:23 PM

#1436775
Philbert McAdamia

@ His4Life

This "museum" you went to -- did any of the dinosaurs have a dummy of Jesus riding them ?

8/19/2012 5:03:15 PM

#1436785
His4Life

No. It was a secular museum with exhibits based around an evolutionary viewpoint. I don't recall seeing anything about Christ there.

8/19/2012 5:42:09 PM

#1436786
His4Life

Fordab, these were models in the kids' section, not actual dinosaur fossils. Kids touch them all the time.

8/19/2012 5:44:46 PM

#1436788
Jordab the Folf

1) STOP CALLING ME FORDAB ASDF
2) My point still stands. If you brought that stuff there just to be a dick, then that's very dickish of you. You dick.

8/19/2012 5:49:20 PM

#1436792
His4Life

I usually bring paper and tape or sticky notes to leave when I go to museums and see facts that are incorrect.

8/19/2012 5:53:15 PM

#1436799
Jordab the Folf

"facts that are incorrect" This is Christianity, people.
On another note, you really /do/ go to museums just to point out that your beliefs contradict extensively studied subjects, huh? You're the reason many atheists think Christians are stupid dicks, y'know.

8/19/2012 6:05:19 PM

#1436801
Shockna

"I usually bring paper and tape or sticky notes to leave when I go to museums and see facts that are incorrect."

And of course, you'd know this automatically without studying it or having even the -slightest- idea about the topic.

Truly, Christianity must be destroyed before progress can happen.

8/19/2012 6:12:35 PM

#1436818
Raised by Horses

Hah, look at those stupid eggheads and their stupid dinosaurs! Who could possibly believe in such absurd creatures?

Now, dragons, on the other hand..

8/19/2012 7:54:35 PM

#1436833
His4Life

Fordab, why do I care what "many atheists" think? I'm not the one who's going to be dropping trow on judgment day.

8/19/2012 8:31:56 PM
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