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LOL! Dinosaurs are fake but dragons were real.
8/19/2012 10:46:54 AM
Rabbit of Caerbannog
Let's stick to the facts here, like man being made out of clay, women being born from a human rib, and light being created before stars. Now THAT makes sense.
8/19/2012 11:00:21 AM
A hippogriff was not thought up by just Rowling. Argh, who am I kidding? There is so much wrong about this comment that this isn't even half of it.
8/19/2012 11:10:15 AM
Show me a talking snake and we'll talk about crocks of shit.
8/19/2012 11:28:11 AM
Eh, the mostly correct spelling and punctuation, along with the fact this made me giggle more than facepalm, leads me to believe that this person is trolling. A very funny post nonetheless.
8/19/2012 11:29:22 AM
Dear Lord, please be a Poe.
8/19/2012 11:33:05 AM
Right yeah this is satire, most probably.
Hi guys, Alps were nice.
8/19/2012 11:46:44 AM
Troll/poe or very very stupid
8/19/2012 11:48:40 AM
Yeah, like a real fundie would be reading Cracked in the first place. Poe!
8/19/2012 12:09:20 PM
Uh werewolf it was not actually a snake it is just fundeMENTALists saying it was an actual snake. Oh and when going through things of course you are going to find some that are just stupid looking they usually do no last long.
8/19/2012 12:46:18 PM
Does anyone else smell that? It smells like Poe.
8/19/2012 1:21:28 PM
I think this post is fake. But in any case, there is a point that dinosaurs are becoming more and more bizzare and outlandish looking, with many now resembling cartoon characters. I took two of my kids to a museum recently and they had these small dinosaurs with human hair (like a colored mohawk) grinning as they attacked a larger dinosaur with their claws. They looked ridiculous. My kids and I taped a note to the claw of one saying "God didn't create this. Check your Bible." and then left. :]
8/19/2012 1:23:03 PM
Most likely Poe. If not the species is fucked.
8/19/2012 3:04:10 PM
Jordab the Folf
Ehh, probably a Poe, but I wouldn't really put it past people to actually mean something like this..
I call bullshit. You wouldn't take your kids to a museum, they might actually learn something. And if it is true, then it's yet more proof that you're a terrible parent... Teaching your kids it's okay to ignore the rules about touching the exhibits. I bet you got thrown out instead of just leaving.
EDIT: Wait a minute, you just happened to have paper and tape on you? You must have been planning to deface this place all along. You should be in prison.
8/19/2012 3:41:27 PM
back when science was all about atomic explosions
Yes, back when science was about fulfilling traditional Christian values like killing as many people as possible!
8/19/2012 4:06:45 PM
Demonstrates the fundy's usual firm grip on the subject.
8/19/2012 4:16:23 PM
This "museum" you went to -- did any of the dinosaurs have a dummy of Jesus riding them ?
8/19/2012 5:03:15 PM
No. It was a secular museum with exhibits based around an evolutionary viewpoint. I don't recall seeing anything about Christ there.
8/19/2012 5:42:09 PM
Fordab, these were models in the kids' section, not actual dinosaur fossils. Kids touch them all the time.
8/19/2012 5:44:46 PM
Jordab the Folf
1) STOP CALLING ME FORDAB ASDF
2) My point still stands. If you brought that stuff there just to be a dick, then that's very dickish of you. You dick.
8/19/2012 5:49:20 PM
I usually bring paper and tape or sticky notes to leave when I go to museums and see facts that are incorrect.
8/19/2012 5:53:15 PM
Jordab the Folf
"facts that are incorrect" This is Christianity, people.
On another note, you really /do/ go to museums just to point out that your beliefs contradict extensively studied subjects, huh? You're the reason many atheists think Christians are stupid dicks, y'know.
8/19/2012 6:05:19 PM
"I usually bring paper and tape or sticky notes to leave when I go to museums and see facts that are incorrect."
And of course, you'd know this automatically without studying it or having even the -slightest- idea about the topic.
Truly, Christianity must be destroyed before progress can happen.
8/19/2012 6:12:35 PM
Raised by Horses
Hah, look at those stupid eggheads and their stupid dinosaurs! Who could possibly believe in such absurd creatures?
Now, dragons, on the other hand..
8/19/2012 7:54:35 PM
Fordab, why do I care what "many atheists" think? I'm not the one who's going to be dropping trow on judgment day.
8/19/2012 8:31:56 PM
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