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There are certain things about the Christian faith that have so much scriptural support that they are pretty much nonnegiotiable. This includes abortion and gay marriage. And as we all know, those are two extremely important liberal platforms.

ransomed, Rapture Ready 41 Comments [8/16/2012 3:30:31 AM]
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#1435393
sidhe

"...and if you ask me to provide the scriptural support, I'll gladly quote you a few phrases devoid of context and become increasingly angry if you try either mention either historical or literary context or attempt to have a reasoned discussion of the linguistic difficulties of translation. Accept blindly, as I have!"

8/16/2012 3:38:23 AM

#1435395
Mudak

You really need to read your scriptures don't you?

8/16/2012 3:41:21 AM

#1435397
Filin De Blanc

Cite me one place in the Bible where abortion is even mentioned, much less condemned.

8/16/2012 3:45:22 AM

#1435399
Kinderklein

Nonnegiotiable. This includes abortion, gay marriage, lobsters and slaves. Let's not forget about the lobsters and slaves.

8/16/2012 3:46:54 AM

#1435401
LAchlan

Not they aren't. You just like to have someone to pick on. Cos you're a bunch of cunts.

8/16/2012 3:48:53 AM

#1435412
Szena

They're so important that they're not in the Ten Commandments and Jesus never mentioned either subject.

8/16/2012 4:16:29 AM

#1435424
Percy Q. Shunn




8/16/2012 4:38:19 AM

#1435432
Adrian

/facepalm

How about READING YOUR OWN FREAKING BIBLE once in a while instead of just assuming that it agrees with your/your witch-doctor's prejudices?

8/16/2012 4:50:50 AM

#1435435
farpadokly

*flips through Bible*
Nope, no mention of abortion or gay marriage.
Lots of stuff about loving your neighbour as yourself though.
By the way, I hate that phrase "non-negotiable". It basically means "do what I say and don't question it."

8/16/2012 5:00:35 AM

#1435442
Doubting Thomas

OK, please tell me where in the bible it says that abortion and gay marriage are prohibited. Or, have you even read your bible?

Also, while you're at it, please find that passage where Jesus says it's perfectly OK to be a dick.

8/16/2012 5:10:39 AM

#1435446


Funny because in Numbers: chapter 5 God teaches the people of israel how to give an abortion.

8/16/2012 5:16:59 AM

#1435447
VoiceofKane

These guys don't realise that abortion isn't an "important liberal platform"? Seriously, the only reason it's "important" is because fundies make it so.

8/16/2012 5:17:15 AM

#1435451
Sentry Gun

Can you please remind us all the exact words of your messiah Jesus about both abortion and gay marriage ?

8/16/2012 5:21:10 AM

#1435458
Mister Spak

I assume these things that have so much scriptural support have, y'know, scriptures to support them? So it should be easy for you to quote a few of those verses?

8/16/2012 5:29:28 AM

#1435472
dionysus

There are more scriptures in support of slavery (and none against) than there are against homosexuality and there are..let me count...a grand total of 0 scriptures against abortion. In fact, early Christians didn't consider someone a person until they were out of the womb for 40 days. Even I (as a pretty big proponent of women's choice) consider them a person once their brain forms and thus don't believe any abortions should happen at that time. As for same sex marriage, there are verses against gay sex but there...let me count again...oh yeah, still fucking 0 verses against gay marriage. And while marriage often involves sex, as any comedian will tell you, that's not necessarily the case.

8/16/2012 6:04:25 AM

#1435498
Thinking Allowed

I wonder if ransomed is saying this as he's wearing a poly-cotton t-shirt while eating bacon wrapped lobster on his lunch break during a saturday afternoon.

8/16/2012 7:40:50 AM

#1435504
Anon-e-moose

"There are certain things about the Christian faith that have so much scriptural support that they are pretty much nonnegiotiable. This includes abortion and gay marriage."

Hosea 13:16: 'Samaria will be held guilty, For she has rebelled against her God. They will fall by the sword, Their little ones will be dashed in pieces, And their pregnant women will be ripped open.'

1 Samuel 20. The tender and charming love story of David and Jonathan.

...hmmmmmm, must be Backwards Day in Ruptured Retards. ran(t)somed, I think it should read:

'There are certain things about Secularism that have so much Scriptural support that they are pretty much non-negotiable. This includes abortion and gay marriage. And as we all know, those are two extremely important liberal platforms.'

So, as you can see, your 'God' is actually all for abortion and gay marriage. Who says he can't change his mind about such things - unlike his supposed 'believers'? Because if he can't, then he's not Omnipotent.

Enjoy your double paradox, Raptards.

[/hyper-smartarse] >:D

8/16/2012 7:59:53 AM

#1435505
Swede

...or, ya know, not.

Abortion is just a lesser crime in the Bible; if you cause a woman to have a miscarriage, you have to pay her husband. If, on the other hand, you kill a human being, you are to be executed. See the difference?

Gay marriage is not mentioned at all, as far as I know, nor is the Internet or computers, or cars, btw. If one is a sin because it's not mentioned, then so must the others be as well. Log off your computer immediately and sell your car!

My husband could probably use the Bible to get a divorce from me, if he wanted. We have not been able to have children, and that is, as we all know, the sole purpose of a marriage. I have not fulfilled my purpose and could be cast aside.

No, abortion is not an "extremely important liberal platform", no more than driving on the right side is. Abortions are legal, end of story.
Gay marriage is a human rights issue; if I have the right to marry the guy I love, my friend ought to have the right to marry the guy he loves. In Sweden, and in many European countries he has that right. Many of those countries are officially Christian, in contrast to the US of A.

8/16/2012 8:03:12 AM

#1435511
freako104

Didn't god rip wombs from women in Judges? And homosexuality is mentioned maybe twice at best. Do you even know your own fucking scripture? What things have scriptural support

8/16/2012 8:13:08 AM

#1435515
breakerslion

"There are certain things about the Christian faith that have so much scriptural support that they are pretty much nonnegiotiable."

Like, how to get to Heaven?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dzzORZhnCao

8/16/2012 8:21:46 AM

#1435521


seafood as in lobsters, crayfish and shrimp.
poly cotton fabrics

get these things banned first. Oh almost forgot FIGS. so fig newtons are out too.


8/16/2012 8:34:18 AM

#1435523
JohnTheAtheist

Pretty much all of religion is non-negotiable. How do you negotiate anything when it is not based on logic or reason to begin with? And that really is the biggest problem with religion: People of different faiths cannot negotiate their differences so instead they kill one another.

8/16/2012 8:37:15 AM

#1435525
John

There's no scriptural support for forbidding abortion.

8/16/2012 8:37:46 AM

#1435553
Raised by Horses

"Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones."
-Psalms 137:9

8/16/2012 9:15:59 AM

#1435568
nazani14

You are free to not marry someone of the same sex and to not get an abortion. The constitution does not give you the right to stop other people from doing those things, however.

8/16/2012 10:07:02 AM
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