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#1432897
Pup
I don't think you understand...
8/10/2012 4:28:22 AM
#1432915
Dark_Lord_Prime
"They are the composite of egg and sperm. This is heterosexual anyway you shake it."
I think the word you want here is "heterogenous."
8/10/2012 4:53:47 AM
#1432927
Doubting Thomas
So how do you explain that some of these "composites of egg and sperm" will end up being gay?
8/10/2012 5:06:42 AM
#1432956
dionysus
They are the composite of egg and sperm. This is heterosexual anyway you shake it.
So what are gay people made of, chopped liver? Because I was pretty sure they started off from the same origin. Did I read my biology textbook wrong?
8/10/2012 5:37:49 AM
#1432974
Alfador
Because gay people aren't made of egg and sperm, but sugar and spice and everything nice! :D
8/10/2012 6:01:57 AM
#1432981
Mister Spak
This is ignorance no matter how you shake it. I'll leave it to you to figure it out. This will take decades so you will be unable to contaminate the internet with your stupid.
8/10/2012 6:11:32 AM
#1433014
Kulgur
"Because gay people aren't made of egg and sperm, but sugar and spice and everything nice! :D"
No, of course not! Gays have nests with eggs in them.
"Gays" are those tall pink birds with long necks, right? Or did I get it wrong again?
8/10/2012 6:47:51 AM
#1433027
Horsefeathers
"They are the composite of egg and sperm. This is heterosexual anyway you shake it. Start at the beginning. I'll leave you figure out this oh so simplicity."
There seems to be a small logical disconnect in there somewhere...
8/10/2012 7:13:33 AM
#1433061
Stonespiral
There was a neat little vid on Youtube that talked about the different arrangements of sex cells and how different animals behaved or physically changed to make sure those arrangements stayed viable.
This ones head would explode if they found out what clown fish alone were capable of.
8/10/2012 8:03:11 AM
#1433073
freako104
Poe? Or extremely stupid
8/10/2012 8:20:59 AM
#1433085
hmm, homosexuals are the combination of sperm and egg. They must be heterosexuals !
that makes no sense at all
8/10/2012 8:30:46 AM
#1433102
Xotan
Kkll seems to have the impression that there is some logic in this.
8/10/2012 9:05:16 AM
#1433110
Fundies Make Me Sick
You fail biology forever.
8/10/2012 9:13:59 AM
#1433118
Iel
This is insane troll logic of the highest caliber, distilled into a single sentence. Good work.
8/10/2012 9:27:37 AM
#1433155
breakerslion
"They are the composite of egg and sperm."
I think you have confused neonates with Caligula's Protein Meringue Squares. I'll send you the recipe and you see if I'm not right.
8/10/2012 11:41:19 AM
#1433163
tmarcl
They are the composite of egg and sperm. This is heterosexual anyway you shake it.
I have to say that while this is not the stupidest thing I've ever read on this site, it's certainly up there.
8/10/2012 12:04:12 PM
#1433191
Fpqxz
Words...learn how to use them.
8/10/2012 1:24:09 PM
#1433208
The_L
Because gay people aren't made from eggs and sperm! Clearly, they must reproduce by budding off of other gay people.
8/10/2012 2:58:41 PM
#1433209
Adrian
Resulting from heterosexual intercourse =/= inevitably heterosexual
8/10/2012 2:59:44 PM
#1433212
Ozymandias
@Kulgur
No, no, no! They're those little short ones that look like they're wearing tuxedos!
8/10/2012 3:22:05 PM
#1433222
Monzach
I always thought that gay people reproduce asexually. I guess that's where I've been going wrong... o.O
8/10/2012 4:45:29 PM
#1433237
Seeker Lancer
I don't think newborns have a sexual preference at all but I'm not as surprised and aghast as I should be that you think so, or that you even think about it.
8/10/2012 6:22:57 PM
#1433249
Old Viking
Well that clears up that one.
8/10/2012 7:06:18 PM
#1433260
LAchlan
So gay men come from a sperm fertilising another sperm? And lesbians from an egg fertilising another egg? You learn something new every day......
8/10/2012 7:46:01 PM
#1433266
myheadhurts
wait
what?
8/10/2012 8:05:21 PM
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