It's also absurd to think that just because not all Jews are a part of a global conspiracy, that that in any way invalidates Jews as a whole as a threat.
Just because that grizzly bear standing in my yard isn't attacking and trying to eat my face, that doesn't mean he isn't as big a threat as known man-eaters.
Sure, he may seem friendly, like he wants to play. But, he is unpredictable.
Like some Jewish entertainers, he may be fun to look at... but you don't hang your life on trusting him.
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Moonfront Republicans are directly responsible for all the woes of the world, and especially for Tottenham Hotspur not having won the league since 1961.
See, I can say stupid shit too.
@Leighton Buzzard - This part, "Moonfront Republicans are directly responsible for all the woes of the world" , actually has quite a bit of truth. Republicans and Democrats are both responsible for the shitty state the US is in now in but Republicans have been the main ones leading the charge for Neoconservative and Neoliberal policies that are now turning the US into a virtual "3rd world country" with a bloated military and a super-rich oligarchy but outdated infrastructure and a population of wage/debt slaves.
The Republicans have also led the charge for hawkish imperialist/interventionist foreign policy for the US for the past 44 years.
Ah, I see. Jews are bears.
According to Nazi propaganda, they were rats.
According to the graphic novel Maus, they were a bit like mice.
But you, mjodr, in your wisdom, have seen clearly: The animal that the Jews is most analogous to is the grizzly bear.
@Skynight - Well, some of the Religious Right are Dominionists (a branch of conservative Christianity that believes the task of Christians is to usher in the "End Times" and establish a kingdom on Earth for Christ to return to, clearly ignoring the fact the Bible states only Christ can create the "1000-year Kingdom" and bring peace to the world). They relish the thought of being in some kind of position of leadership, importance or wealth in what they believe will be Jesus' Kingdom on Earth. Not only is Dominionism against what the Bible predicts it's motivated by entirely selfish and materialistic desires. Completely contrary to what Christ preached his followers should be about.
I think for most of them it's all about SHEER. UNADULTERATED. GREED. UNLEADED. Plain and simple. Enough is never enough for modern Republicans. No one is ever "rich enough" (unless it's a non-white person, then they're undeserving unless they're a complete subservient Uncle Tom-type conservative Republican) and they fully believe Gordy Gekko's philosophy that "Greed is good". The average Republican views business owners and rich people as these magical fairy-like demigod creatures called "job creators" and believe they're entitled to everyone's money. They believe if you throw enough money at "job creators" eventually they may start to create jobs like a goose laying golden eggs. But even if they don't, that's okay, they're rich. Being rich means they're smart, creative, hard-working or somehow better than everyone else, so they deserve every cent they earn. By hook or by crook.
It's disgusting. Even the Founding Fathers (who were themselves wealthy oligarchs whose way of setting things up was partially to protect their own interests) would vomit at just HOW greedy modern uber-capitalists have become.
It is actually fitting that you guys are making comments in a location that consists of..
<< a collection of the most vile, hateful, and sometimes hysterical quotes from racist fuckwits all over the internet! >>
Considering how vile you nincompoops are... is it just a coincidence that your comments make up the collection? lol
It is hilarious that while you guys were starting this thread, I was out enjoying the wonders of Glacier National Park. Maybe if you douchebags would get out and enjoy nature once in a while, your heads wouldn't be stuck up your own asses.
I doubt your moms' basements could be THAT fun.
@Mjodr - Oh look! A bigot finally figured out how to access this website! :D
Everything I said still stands. BTW, you're not fooling anyone with that "LOL 'tards" sock.
I was all three, moron. I wasn't trying to hide.
Besides, nothing you said had any intelligence. I'm not even a Republican, nor a Democrat.
/lol I meant 'Hey, dipshit'. I love using mobile devices for these things.
@Mjodr - You don't have to create a new handle every time you want to make another comment, dumbshit. -___-
Just pick a name and stick with it. I notice you people (racists and bigots) often make multiple posts that consist of middle school one-line insults, shouting like an angry 10 year old boy and multiple exclamation marks. Like watching a mentally unstable person go into a conniption. It's interesting (and weird) to watch. It also adds to the perception of you guys as having low intelligence - you can't order a stream of thoughts in a single post or it takes you an inordinately long time to finish thinking of what you want to say. You can't decide when you're finished.
Anyone else notice that too?
Actually, now I think about it, I rather like the idea of Jews as grizzlies. Rowr. I hope nobody is going to try and blame us for Paul McCartney, though.
Oh no, let's all be terrified of the Jews! They're a tiny, pleasant minority! Maybe they'll offer us some Matzah soup! Oh, the humanity!
@bigots
Oh, WE are the nincompoops? That's funny, we aren't the ones that believe in a vast global conspiracy with no evidence whatsoever. Nor would we be stupid enough to use that imaginary conspiracy as a basis for hatred of individuals who have no responsibility for what other members of their race do or not.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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