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Atheists love fun!

He's having fun - smoking and stinking of tobacco.
He's having fun - having sex with various average looking women and then wondering what that rash he keeps getting is and why it burns when he urinates.
He's having fun - drinking all night and waking up in mid-day depressed and with a splitting headache.
He's having fun - masturbating while using the Internet to the point where he is having difficulty ever functioning sexually at all.
He's having fun - taking more and more prescription pain pills, which make him more and more sick, to try and fight off his depression.
He's having fun - being poor because he can't hold a job.
He's having fun - being alone, because he's so selfish no one wants to be around him.
He's having so much fun that he wishes he were dead.

Jewish Philosopher, Torah Philosophy 88 Comments [7/22/2012 5:36:12 AM]
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#1426349


He's having fun - being a lying, conniving waste of the Earth's resources.

7/22/2012 5:43:56 AM
#1426352
OhJohnNo

This guy wouldn't know philosophy if it violently raped him.

7/22/2012 6:00:53 AM
#1426356
Justanotheratheist

Oh Lawd, not this uber troll again.

Yeah, I smoke. A lot, actually. Which has fuck all to do with my atheism. As for the rest - horseshit.

7/22/2012 6:05:31 AM
#1426360
zoltán

For 'Jewish Philosopher' the word 'philosopher' must have an idiosyncratic definition of 'bigoted fucking idiot'.

7/22/2012 6:11:48 AM
#1426363
checkmate

Our friend Jewish Philosopher should study some history.

This is the same kind of blind rhetoric the Nazis used against the Jews, accusing them of anything and everything and attributing any bad trait to them they could dream up.

It's interesting to read Gestapo arrest reports involving Jews. There are a few standard sentences which are never missing, one of them being "they stank and lived like pigs".

Maybe Jewish Philosopher would be a little more careful about his method of argumentation if he were aware of this. But then again, probably not.

7/22/2012 6:19:43 AM
#1426364
Leighton Buzzard

If no-one wants to know him, how come he gets laid so much?

7/22/2012 6:19:54 AM
#1426365
zoltán

The advent of the so-called New Atheism (or is it the proliferation of the Internets?) seems to have led to the rise of Cretinous Apologetics. Just when you think it is impossible for the human mind to sink lower, along comes another one eager to outdo the last.

7/22/2012 6:22:20 AM
#1426368


I sense some projection here, for some reason. There's a level of odd anger that's definitely pathological.


7/22/2012 6:23:43 AM
#1426369
Grogs

Sounds like a bad case of sour grapes to me. The guy is stuck in a religion that made him get married early and avoid anything fun. He has to make these things seem like they're really, really terrible so that he can feel better about missing out. However, back in the real world, I'm free to sleep with a woman at any time and not feel guilty about it. I wear protection if I'm not in a long-term relation where I *know* I don't need it, so no painful burning or rashes. I like to go out and have a few drinks, but I'm responsible enough to 1) not overdo it on a work night and 2) make sure I have a ride home if I'm having more than 1-2 drinks. Because of this, I have no trouble keeping my job and make a decent income.

So why don't you mull THAT over the next time you're driving home to your loveless marriage and the mind-numbing boredom of your cloistered life, JP.

7/22/2012 6:24:57 AM
#1426371
gravematter

"smoking and stinking of tobacco"

Where on earth do you get the correlation between atheism and smoking? Surreal.

"having sex with various average looking women"...

Would it be OK with you if they were hot?

And why would you take "more and more prescription pain pills" for depression?

"being poor because he can't hold a job."

Bill Gates is an atheist or at least an agnostic. Many atheists are extremely wealthy and hold excellent jobs. Though I suppose that in America some atheists might be passed over for positions or promotion based on their atheism. But then, that's hardly their fault, is it?

And another thing... Actually, why the hell am I bothering to poke holes in this drivel? This guy is as much a philosopher as I am a taxidermist.
(N.B: I am not a taxidermist).

7/22/2012 6:25:44 AM
#1426375
Horsefeathers

Hey, JP, you'll go to Hell for lying. You know that, right? Especially since you don't have that hippy warm-and-fuzzy, "let's all love one another" Jesus character to rely on, nor do you have the PR rewrite of god's character in the NT to rely on. Your god, the OT Jewish god, will have no problems at all with giving you a disproportionate punishment for eternity just for lying.

Have fun in Hell, JP.

7/22/2012 6:29:45 AM
#1426384
Draken

We're having fun - discussing a nutter who calls himself jewish philosopher.

7/22/2012 6:42:16 AM
#1426389
Brendan Rizzo

Hark! A strawman!

7/22/2012 6:44:11 AM
#1426391
anevilmeme

I'll take "Bullshit Strawmen" for $1,000 Alex.

7/22/2012 6:46:05 AM
#1426393


Stop posting this poe

7/22/2012 6:48:46 AM
#1426397
SaneChick

Jealous much?

7/22/2012 6:52:30 AM
#1426401
Matante

You know, all but the random sex part would alarm anyone that someone is probably suffering from a severe depression. And OP is happy to feel superior to whomever may be ill at the moment because the symptoms are just so ungraceul!
Hey, my neighbour got a cold and I didn't, I'm so much better than him! Lolololol!
OP is totally not a selfish monster!

7/22/2012 6:54:56 AM
#1426407
rubber chicken

All I need to be happy is a beautiful woman...













Or a whole bunch of average ones.
-Bill Hicks-

7/22/2012 7:01:25 AM
#1426410
rageaholic

I'm beginning to suspect POE on this guy.

7/22/2012 7:03:32 AM
#1426414
Reynardine

And here I thought you were describing the real life of the average good old boy fundie as I know it to be.

7/22/2012 7:06:07 AM
#1426432
Mayhem

You must be a hoot at parties.

7/22/2012 7:34:09 AM
#1426439
Swede

Sure, Atheists love fun!

She's having fun - on her knees picking weeds in her flower bed.
She's having fun - watching a movie with her husband of 15 years.
She's having fun - buying an Elder for her garden
She's having fun - preparing a meal for her parents
She's having fun - spending a lot of money, as she has a decent steady income
She's having fun - surrounded by friends and family

She's having so much fun that she wished that the days had more hours in them, to fit all the fun in.

If only Atheists smoked, the tobacco companies wouldn't be among the richest on the planet, idiot.
Btw, I have never smoked, and I don't plan to start now, at the age of 42.

7/22/2012 7:48:41 AM
#1426440
ChakatBlackstar

Odd...I'm an atheist and I've only done one of those things, but I have yet to suffer the alleged side effect of "having difficulty ever functioning sexually at all."

Maybe I'm a defective atheist.

7/22/2012 7:49:22 AM
#1426442
OtakuX

He's having fun - smoking and stinking of tobacco.
- I don't smoke, tobacco or otherwise

He's having fun - having sex with various average looking women and then wondering what that rash he keeps getting is and why it burns when he urinates.

- I never slept around, and have been celibate for over a year

He's having fun - drinking all night and waking up in mid-day depressed and with a splitting headache.

- I've drank to the point of having a hangover once, and gave up drinking about 6 months ago

He's having fun - masturbating while using the Internet to the point where he is having difficulty ever functioning sexually at all.

- I've never had 'difficulty functioning', and have also recently given up masturbation. Not easy.

He's having fun - taking more and more prescription pain pills, which make him more and more sick, to try and fight off his depression.

- I take the occasional over the counter pill for headaches.

He's having fun - being poor because he can't hold a job.

- I could hold a job if I could find one. I was laid off (along with 2/3 of the company) when the economy crashed

He's having fun - being alone, because he's so selfish no one wants to be around him.

- Hey, they got one right. But I prefer to be alone.

He's having so much fun that he wishes he were dead.

- Wrong again.

7/22/2012 7:57:49 AM
#1426445
OtakuX

It posted... twice.

7/22/2012 8:00:42 AM
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