1 2 3
#1425772
Matante
Ah, the NA NA NA I DON'T HEAR YOU argument! A classic!
7/20/2012 5:44:23 AM
#1425773
Leighton Buzzard
... say what? This 'everybody is a Christian really' bullshit is very amusing. Go try it on the millions of Indians and Chinese who've hardly ever heard of your god.
7/20/2012 5:44:44 AM
#1425774
Veras_the_Brujah
I do? What the hell, self? When was I planning on telling me about this!?
7/20/2012 5:46:23 AM
#1425778
Doubting Thomas
Then why is it I don't think he exists?
7/20/2012 5:48:30 AM
#1425784
anevilmeme
Just once can't one of the fundtards look up the word atheist in the dictionary?
7/20/2012 5:58:42 AM
#1425791
Brendan Rizzo
You dare have the audacity to tell other people what they believe? Last time I checked, Christians were not mind-readers.
7/20/2012 6:16:49 AM
#1425798
dionysus
You can read minds? Cool! I had this awesome dream once that I was going to write into a short story but I wasn't near a pen (fell asleep on the train) and now I've forgotten it. Can you please scan my mind and remind me? I'll pay you half the royalties.
7/20/2012 6:26:57 AM
#1425800
No, I am not a theist, and neither are you. You believe your god is nonsense and just won't accept it. - I imagine if someone said that to you, you would think that was totally ridiculous and it is, but so is your version.
7/20/2012 6:28:27 AM
#1425801
Anon-e-moose
And yes, I'm a Pastafarian, and so are you, pathetic. You believe in His Sauciness and just don't accept his Noodly Touch. [/smartarse]
RAmen.
7/20/2012 6:30:11 AM
#1425802
emau99
And no I am not atheist, and neither are you. You believe in God and just don't accept it.
Please don't presume to know that I do or don't believe.
7/20/2012 6:30:37 AM
#1425805
Jezebel's Evil Sister
Yes, as an atheist, I DO believe in god.
I believe it is a myth/concept embraced by superstitious people who fear dying.
7/20/2012 6:34:55 AM
#1425813
zoltán
I am not a theist and neither is patheos. He doesn't believe in gods and just doesn't accept it. He is at a point in his spiritual development where rebellion is the mode of discovering the boundaries of your existence. A mundane equivalent would be the teenage years, when children rebel against their parents in order to discover the parameters of their situation.
Cool! I can argue just like a religious enthusiast!
Thanks, 3R.
7/20/2012 7:15:02 AM
#1425816
Oh My Dog!
By that logic, Richard Dawkins is a theist; I'm sure he would be very surprised to learn that.
7/20/2012 7:20:43 AM
#1425817
Thinking Allowed
You believe in God and just don't accept it.
Is this an oxymoron or just moronic?
7/20/2012 7:20:55 AM
#1425823
Meishayuri
It's similar to that very intelligent response from any elementary school child and Pee Wee Herman:
"I know you are, but what am I?"
7/20/2012 7:29:17 AM
#1425829
J. Jamesp
Problem is, you don't get to decide that for people, you pretentious prick.
7/20/2012 7:36:00 AM
#1425838
breakerslion
You know there is no God, and just won't admit it.
7/20/2012 7:38:46 AM
#1425844
rubber chicken
I believe but I don't accept that I believe. Seriously, how does that work ?
7/20/2012 7:43:04 AM
#1425863
Philbert McAdamia
@ rubber chicken
I believe but I don't accept that I believe. Seriously, how does that work ?
I remember when I was little, I once said, "My favorite color is red, but I wish it was blue."
I was real young. Even then, as soon as I said it I had to wonder how that could work. Maybe like there's no god, or I don't believe there is one, but I wish there was? I'd settle for a genie. I'm settling now for the FSM. Ramen!
7/20/2012 8:06:00 AM
#1425895
Firewing
By that logic, Christians are pantheists. They believe in every other god out there and just don't accept that.
*cue Christians everywhere clutching their pearls*
7/20/2012 8:45:29 AM
#1425898
Indicible
What god? Wotan? Marduk? One of the 30 millions still worshipped in India? The kami, perhaps? Or Baron Samedi? Nergal? Teutates? Cthulhu?
7/20/2012 8:46:32 AM
#1425914
Nagol
No, I don't believe in any god. Stop trying to tell me what I believe.
7/20/2012 9:27:52 AM
#1425922
Ebon
I am convinced all fundies secretly believe this.
7/20/2012 9:34:05 AM
#1425950
John_in_Oz
I believe in Logic, the sequence of cause and effect, and in Science, it's only begotten son, our law.
Conceived by the ancient Greeks, suffered under Albert Einstein...
7/20/2012 10:14:31 AM
#1425956
Prager
WRONG!!!
7/20/2012 10:20:34 AM
1 2 3