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#1425338
Typical Moonbattery shit. Moving on.
7/19/2012 4:09:18 AM
#1425339
Filin De Blanc
It's fascinating how much these people hate a religion that teaches practically the exact same things theirs does. Even they can't stand themselves, it seems.
7/19/2012 4:16:35 AM
#1425349
John_in_Oz
Jesus's victory will come when he establishes God's Kingdom on Earth on His return in the First Century, just as He taught.
7/19/2012 4:36:11 AM
#1425350
Reynardine
I hate to tell you how much stuff the Bible plagiarized. As for the rest of this screed, you plagiarized that from Pamela Geller.
7/19/2012 4:37:16 AM
#1425362
Grimsoncrow
Whereas Moses believed a burning bush...
And hey, we know that Satan offered Jesus all those things, and he refused...and just look how he ended up.
7/19/2012 4:56:07 AM
#1425363
anevilmeme
Oh sweet irony.
7/19/2012 4:57:39 AM
#1425374
Mister Spak
The bible is a lie, it says so in the Koran. And nobody has ever proven even one sentence in the Koran false.
7/19/2012 5:08:16 AM
#1425376
Prager
Well, he did plagiarise (Note the correct spelling, Jodie.) the bible, he also borrowed from Greek and Roman scientists and Arabian mythology. Also, he did marry a 6-year old girl (though he did wait until she was 9 to "consummate" the marriage (what a gentleman), but there were no supernatural forces (good or evil) helping him along. I hope this clarifies things.
7/19/2012 5:09:16 AM
#1425402
Kinderklein
@Prager
Not sure if they "helped" him, but wasn't he possesed by jinns at some point?
7/19/2012 5:50:44 AM
#1425404
Meishayuri
Jesus Card: trumps any higher spread amount when gambling at life.
7/19/2012 5:51:41 AM
#1425421
A Buddhist
You Christians were the inspiration for what Muslim scriptures codify.
CF. The persecutions of heretics in the late Roman Empire.
7/19/2012 6:05:48 AM
#1425432
John
Satan wrote the Koran by plaguirizing parts of the Holy Bible to gain credibility
Sounds just like Paul and the Epistles ...
7/19/2012 6:12:42 AM
#1425434
LAchlan
don't tell me, the Koran is the opposite of the Bible because it starts at the back page. right?
7/19/2012 6:13:30 AM
#1425438
dionysus
Satan wrote the Koran by plaguirizing parts of the Holy Bible
And the Bible plagiarized a number of Sumerian myths and legends.
7/19/2012 6:17:13 AM
#1425441
rebel
I remember my History teacher laughing at the fact that the Angel Gabriel is mentioned and inspired people in 3 religions and they still couldn't get along.
7/19/2012 6:21:22 AM
#1425450
Brendan Rizzo
If I click "WTF" on this, would that be construed as me justifying such countries as Saudi Arabia or Iran? Because I really don't want to.
7/19/2012 6:41:35 AM
#1425453
Doubting Thomas
Funny how the Koran is the exact opposite of the bible, yet fundamentalist Christians and fundamentalist Muslims are so much alike.
7/19/2012 6:49:14 AM
#1425454
Philbert McAdamia
@Filin De Blanc
It's fascinating how much these people hate a religion that teaches practically the exact same things theirs does. Even they can't stand themselves, it seems.
I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off. So I ran over and said "Stop! don't do it!" "Why shouldn't I?" he said. I said, "Well, there's so much to live for!" He said, "Like what?" I said, "Well...are you religious or atheist?" He said, "Religious." I said, "Me too! Are you christian or buddhist?" He said, "Christian." I said, "Me too! Are you catholic or protestant?" He said, "Protestant." I said, "Me too! Are you episcopalian or baptist?" He said, "Baptist!" I said,"Wow! Me too! Are you baptist church of god or baptist church of the lord?" He said, "Baptist church of god!" I said, "Me too! Are you original baptist church of god, or are you reformed baptist church of god?" He said,"Reformed Baptist church of god!" I said, "Me too! Are you reformed baptist church of god, reformation of 1879, or reformed baptist church of god, reformation of 1915?" He said, "Reformed baptist church of god, reformation of 1915!" I said, "Die, heretic scum", and pushed him off. -- Emo Phillips
7/19/2012 6:52:13 AM
#1425457
Ebon
Wow, an incredible amount of hatred for a bunch of people who worship the same god as you do in a slightly different way.
7/19/2012 6:57:20 AM
#1425471
Robespierre
Praise God, do charity, fight nonbelievers, don't lose the faith, keep women down. Seems like the message is very similar.
7/19/2012 7:15:20 AM
#1425491
Thinking Allowed
She wasn't five. He was eight.
7/19/2012 7:56:41 AM
#1425493
Bad Wolf
All religions look equally screwy from the outside. - Lazarus Long
7/19/2012 8:02:01 AM
#1425510
freako104
You contradict yourself. If it's plagerised it's the same message. It's also very much based on old testament.
7/19/2012 8:59:47 AM
#1425527
D Laurier
The problem is that Mohamed never had a 5 year old wife, and his mother died when he was a baby.
Mohamed (and his wife Kadjida) wrote the Q'ran with no help from your precious Satan, although they did plagerize heavily from the bible. The q'ran gives the exact same nonsense message that the bible does... just in a more watered down, and less scary form.
7/19/2012 9:27:34 AM
#1425532
Berny
Written by someone totally ignorant of what the Qu'ran or the Bible actually say.
7/19/2012 9:29:55 AM
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