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The big picture is that Satan developed his own personal religion by offering power, fame, and a five-year-old wife to Muhammad. Of course Muhammad was quick to jump at this opportunty. He knew that he was speaking to the serpent; however, he told others that it was the angel Gabriel. Even his mother didn’t believe this and told him it was the devil he was talking to.

Satan wrote the Koran by plaguirizing parts of the Holy Bible to gain credibility; however, the Koran gives the exact opposite message that the Bible gives.

No worries though, because Jesus will prevail!

Jodie, Moonbattery 43 Comments [7/19/2012 3:35:54 AM]
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#1425338


Typical Moonbattery shit. Moving on.

7/19/2012 4:09:18 AM

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Filin De Blanc

It's fascinating how much these people hate a religion that teaches practically the exact same things theirs does. Even they can't stand themselves, it seems.

7/19/2012 4:16:35 AM

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John_in_Oz

Jesus's victory will come when he establishes God's Kingdom on Earth on His return in the First Century, just as He taught.

7/19/2012 4:36:11 AM

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Reynardine

I hate to tell you how much stuff the Bible plagiarized. As for the rest of this screed, you plagiarized that from Pamela Geller.

7/19/2012 4:37:16 AM

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Grimsoncrow

Whereas Moses believed a burning bush...

And hey, we know that Satan offered Jesus all those things, and he refused...and just look how he ended up.

7/19/2012 4:56:07 AM

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anevilmeme

Oh sweet irony.

7/19/2012 4:57:39 AM

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Mister Spak

The bible is a lie, it says so in the Koran. And nobody has ever proven even one sentence in the Koran false.

7/19/2012 5:08:16 AM

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Prager

Well, he did plagiarise (Note the correct spelling, Jodie.) the bible, he also borrowed from Greek and Roman scientists and Arabian mythology. Also, he did marry a 6-year old girl (though he did wait until she was 9 to "consummate" the marriage (what a gentleman), but there were no supernatural forces (good or evil) helping him along. I hope this clarifies things.

7/19/2012 5:09:16 AM

#1425402
Kinderklein

@Prager
Not sure if they "helped" him, but wasn't he possesed by jinns at some point?

7/19/2012 5:50:44 AM

#1425404
Meishayuri

Jesus Card: trumps any higher spread amount when gambling at life.

7/19/2012 5:51:41 AM

#1425421
A Buddhist

You Christians were the inspiration for what Muslim scriptures codify.

CF. The persecutions of heretics in the late Roman Empire.

7/19/2012 6:05:48 AM

#1425432
John

Satan wrote the Koran by plaguirizing parts of the Holy Bible to gain credibility

Sounds just like Paul and the Epistles ...

7/19/2012 6:12:42 AM

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LAchlan

don't tell me, the Koran is the opposite of the Bible because it starts at the back page. right?

7/19/2012 6:13:30 AM

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dionysus

Satan wrote the Koran by plaguirizing parts of the Holy Bible

And the Bible plagiarized a number of Sumerian myths and legends.

7/19/2012 6:17:13 AM

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rebel

I remember my History teacher laughing at the fact that the Angel Gabriel is mentioned and inspired people in 3 religions and they still couldn't get along.

7/19/2012 6:21:22 AM

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Brendan Rizzo

If I click "WTF" on this, would that be construed as me justifying such countries as Saudi Arabia or Iran? Because I really don't want to.

7/19/2012 6:41:35 AM

#1425453
Doubting Thomas

Funny how the Koran is the exact opposite of the bible, yet fundamentalist Christians and fundamentalist Muslims are so much alike.

7/19/2012 6:49:14 AM

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Philbert McAdamia

@Filin De Blanc
It's fascinating how much these people hate a religion that teaches practically the exact same things theirs does. Even they can't stand themselves, it seems.


I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off. So I ran over and said "Stop! don't do it!" "Why shouldn't I?" he said. I said, "Well, there's so much to live for!" He said, "Like what?" I said, "Well...are you religious or atheist?" He said, "Religious." I said, "Me too! Are you christian or buddhist?" He said, "Christian." I said, "Me too! Are you catholic or protestant?" He said, "Protestant." I said, "Me too! Are you episcopalian or baptist?" He said, "Baptist!" I said,"Wow! Me too! Are you baptist church of god or baptist church of the lord?" He said, "Baptist church of god!" I said, "Me too! Are you original baptist church of god, or are you reformed baptist church of god?" He said,"Reformed Baptist church of god!" I said, "Me too! Are you reformed baptist church of god, reformation of 1879, or reformed baptist church of god, reformation of 1915?" He said, "Reformed baptist church of god, reformation of 1915!" I said, "Die, heretic scum", and pushed him off. -- Emo Phillips

7/19/2012 6:52:13 AM

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Ebon

Wow, an incredible amount of hatred for a bunch of people who worship the same god as you do in a slightly different way.

7/19/2012 6:57:20 AM

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Robespierre

Praise God, do charity, fight nonbelievers, don't lose the faith, keep women down. Seems like the message is very similar.

7/19/2012 7:15:20 AM

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Thinking Allowed

She wasn't five. He was eight.


7/19/2012 7:56:41 AM

#1425493
Bad Wolf

All religions look equally screwy from the outside. - Lazarus Long

7/19/2012 8:02:01 AM

#1425510
freako104

You contradict yourself. If it's plagerised it's the same message. It's also very much based on old testament.

7/19/2012 8:59:47 AM

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D Laurier

The problem is that Mohamed never had a 5 year old wife, and his mother died when he was a baby.

Mohamed (and his wife Kadjida) wrote the Q'ran with no help from your precious Satan, although they did plagerize heavily from the bible. The q'ran gives the exact same nonsense message that the bible does... just in a more watered down, and less scary form.


7/19/2012 9:27:34 AM

#1425532
Berny

Written by someone totally ignorant of what the Qu'ran or the Bible actually say.

7/19/2012 9:29:55 AM
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