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Please be a poe. If not, let's sit you down right over here and have a little talk.
Honey. Sex is kinda like pizza. Everyone's got ways they like it and ways they don't, and some people don't like it at all. However, just because someone likes a different kind of pizza than you doesn't mean they're wrong or insane, it just means you shouldn't be eating that pizza. And in this case, it kinda looks like the basic cheese pizza ain't your thang.
Terrible similes at 8 in the morning ahooooy!
*also pizza metaphor crumbles at rape, but I ain't touching that
7/18/2012 7:06:57 AM
OK so it's your red flag week... I understand. Just take it easy and stop shouting.
7/18/2012 7:11:51 AM
OK, so you're not sexually attracted to men. We get that. Thanks for sharing.
7/18/2012 7:20:30 AM
Never has the phrase WTF? seemed more appropriate.
7/18/2012 7:29:41 AM
Well, then by all means, have sex with other women. It's okay.
7/18/2012 7:34:44 AM
So if I don't have a problem, I have a problem. OK.
Femonade = sour attitude
Reminds me of an old Redd Foxx joke;
"Confucius say. boy who go to bed with sex problem on mind, wake up with solution on hand."
7/18/2012 7:35:56 AM
"since when did “sex” come to mean “men sticking their dicks into women?”
Um . . . since the pliestocene?
7/18/2012 7:41:13 AM
Okay. Well. People shouldn't assume that sex = a penis in a vagina. That's actually a good point of discussion. But this is probably the worst and most asinine way to go about it. STDs and unwanted pregnancy are serious issues, yes. Women shouldn't feel they have to have PIV sex for whatever reasons they have and society's attitude toward sex is often closed minded and sexist. But a lot of women actually like it, even despite there being a dude involved. You can have sex without it being a woman giving something up to please a man.
And if you're by yourself whatever you're doing is still masturbation. No matter how many vibrators you have, phallic or non.
7/18/2012 7:41:24 AM
Why am I thinking that the more accurate name for the site should be "fatchickme"? Because its obvious that she ain't gettin' any.
7/18/2012 7:41:52 AM
Don't want a penis in you? Don't want to risk getting an STI or a pregnancy? Then buy yourself a rabbit. Never have I seen anyone raise such a fuss over a problem that's so easily solved.
7/18/2012 7:43:29 AM
Sex does equal a penis in a vagina. And in an ass, and in a lot of other places. It also includes a lot of things where there's no penis involved.
It's just sex no matter what what body parts you're involving, if you can get off on it.
7/18/2012 7:45:35 AM
7/18/2012 7:56:07 AM
since when did “sex” come to mean “men sticking their dicks into women?”
”sex” has nothing to do with being sexual
And being wet has nothing to do with water.
“its just a warm, wet, aroused vulva with a non-phallic-looking vibrator stimulating it to orgasm
Hmm... I'm not understanding this. Perhaps you could demonstrate this on video so that I could get the gist of it, no matter how many times I have to watch it?
7/18/2012 8:07:37 AM
Great, just my luck. My word salad to english translator just went on the fritz.
7/18/2012 8:07:48 AM
You are confusing me, you also kinda aroused me with all that sex talk
7/18/2012 8:20:57 AM
Stupid asses like this make my brain hurt.
If you want to be gay, then do it. Go forth and blessed and fulfilled be. But don't act like the fact that you dislike sex with men (or find it icky) means that every woman is by default appalled by sex with men and it is being forced on her. Also, don't assume that all men are abusers or that every hetero relationship involves some kind of 'tradeoff' of PIV for financial stability.
You don't know me, bitch. Don't fucking speak for me.
7/18/2012 8:22:15 AM
One form of sex involves penetration of the vagina with a penis, and most other forms would sound just as bad if described graphically, as evidenced by homophobes describing sodomy.
Apparently most women may actually enjoy it, and it's not because of social brainwashing, as evidenced by much of the rest of the animal kingdom. If you don't want to perform it, feel free to avoid it and let other people be. Assuming that you are not trolling or writing satirically, I'd like to point out that this kind of absurd rant does a very bad service to the cause of female liberation and to the image of feminists worldwide. I'd like the word "feminist" to mean people who fight for the rights of women, not androphobic jerks.
7/18/2012 8:56:47 AM
I say to you what I say to the religious fundies:
What goes on between consenting adults behind bedroom doors is none of your business.
You are free to have sex in whichever way you want with a willing partner (if you can find one who can handle your personality), but don't dictate how others should do it.
Oh, and leave your hate-cult, it's bad for your mental health.
7/18/2012 9:02:24 AM
Men are at risk for STD's from sex, too, but I guess that would introduce some complexity and ambiguity into human behavior, and we can't have that.
7/18/2012 9:16:48 AM
Whew! Talk about repression.
7/18/2012 9:21:02 AM
You seem to be the one with a serious problem. Repressing your sexual urges isn't healthy.
7/18/2012 9:27:37 AM
Okay, okay, calm down. Everyone knows you think boys are icky. But it's not okay to call names at the girls who don't want to join you in your clubhouse, nor to throw water-balloons at the boys outside minding their own business. Here, I made you some celery and peanut butter- you want a snack while you colour?
7/18/2012 9:31:36 AM
Filin De Blanc
If you want to have exclusively lesbian sex (and given the attention you devoted to the idea of a "wet, aroused vulva", I'm guessing you do), go ahead. Just don't make out that it's anything other than your personal preference. I like women sexually too but I don't get all upset with everyone who doesn't.
7/18/2012 9:38:44 AM
Wow. Maybe you missed the whole reproduction education in school or maybe you've went insane thinking vaginas aren't made for penii, either way, you need some quality education.
7/18/2012 10:00:36 AM
If I were living in the early 20th century I'd say she was suffering from genuine hysteria.
But this is modern times, and we know better than our misogynistic forebears.
She's just a bitch.
7/18/2012 10:43:34 AM
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