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["Army pulling their ads off NASCAR"]

Exactly. Expect support for the "Gay Olympics" and other homosexual events. Until the Congress bans homosexuals from the military, Americans should avoid serving in any branch of the military.

StormEye, Free Republic 44 Comments [7/18/2012 6:32:43 AM]
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#1424966
Mister Spak

Because we don't want any sissys in the army like the spartans did.



7/18/2012 6:43:08 AM
#1424975
anevilmeme

I was thinking Alexander the Great but Mister Spak for the win.

7/18/2012 6:51:05 AM
#1424981
Jacobin Socialist

Great, no more evangelicals or roman catholics in the military! There will be much rejoicing.

Seriously though, this is yet another example of the right-wingers who claim they are for "limited government" when it comes to regulating corporations having not the slightest problem with the government regulating and assigning people different rights based on their most intimate private activities.

7/18/2012 7:05:25 AM
#1424982
Adey

NASCAR? You mean that boring driving around an oval track for ever? Make half the field drive in the opposite direction and it may just make for some interesting racing.
And why was the army advertising there anyway?

7/18/2012 7:06:14 AM
#1424988
dionysus

Until the Congress bans homosexuals from the military, bigoted, spineless cowards should avoid serving in any branch of the military.

There, fixed it for ya. Only a coward would abandon defending his or her country simply because gay people exist in the military.

7/18/2012 7:16:01 AM
#1424992
whatever

How about NASCAR advertising the Gay Olympics?

7/18/2012 7:19:47 AM
#1425000
John

Actually, most Americans don't give a rat's butt.

7/18/2012 7:27:24 AM
#1425005
Leighton Buzzard

I think most of Moonfront Republic would move to Canada overnight if there was the slightest danger of them serving, gays or no.

7/18/2012 7:33:26 AM
#1425010
rebel

Gay Olympics?
Well, the first Olympics were done nude and there was a sport in there called wrestling, I believe. Certainly more homoerotic than even Rugby League (where you don't actually wear padding to play football, ladies.)
I jest, I jest.
Seriously, though, I'd love to see you tell that to the Sacred Band of Thebes or the Spartans, or just any gay marine not as cowardly as you are. Which is all of them, ya bloody pansy!

7/18/2012 7:39:37 AM
#1425017
Kat S.

No, the Army is pulling off their NASCAR ads is because it wasn't pulling in any more recruits than off the streets, and the Army is needing to find ways to save money in the new reduced budget it has now.

With the exception of your reasoning, you almost sound like the fringe left with that last statement.

Unlike you, people will take the call to serve their nation and protect the constition against all enemies, foreign or domestic. Those individuals are not going to be squemish about gays or lesbians that have also taken the call to serve.

7/18/2012 7:49:42 AM
#1425028
Robespierre

But then all the soldiers left would be gay.
Booga booga booga!

7/18/2012 8:05:22 AM
#1425030
Wehpudicabok

If you're waiting for Congress to backtrack on major civil rights legislation, you're going to be waiting a while.

7/18/2012 8:06:16 AM
#1425035
MarylandBear

NASCAR? If I wanted to see brightly colored objects go round and round, I'd flush a bag of Skittles.

7/18/2012 8:09:59 AM
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Thinking Allowed


7/18/2012 8:23:27 AM
#1425051
Doubting Thomas

Until the Congress bans homosexuals from the military,

Not gonna happen. In case you haven't noticed, Sparky, civil rights have been steadily moving in favor of gay people.

Americans should avoid serving in any branch of the military.

Well you've got a problem there, because not all Americans willing to serve in the armed forces are homophobic bigots like you.

7/18/2012 8:41:27 AM
#1425077
Filin De Blanc

Do these people not have anything that actually matters to worry about?

7/18/2012 9:30:53 AM
#1425080
Nagol

Good luck with that. The truly brave, patriotic Americans who serve couldn't care less about gays in the military.

7/18/2012 9:36:18 AM
#1425090
Frank

There's a Gay Olympics?

Damn. No one tells me anything!!

7/18/2012 10:01:21 AM
#1425092
Philbert McAdamia

@ Adey
And why was the army advertising there anyway?

Hillbillies. If not for them, there would be no U.S. army.

7/18/2012 10:04:51 AM
#1425097
Meishayuri

Yeah, StormEye, not like YOU would ever serve in the military you piece of shit pussy.

7/18/2012 10:11:37 AM
#1425103
Anon-e-moose

'NASCAR'? More like ASSCAR, amirite?! Cars going round & round & round & round & round & round ad infinitum ad nauseam, for ADHD-afflicted inbred rednecks.

With emphasis on inbreds who marry their fathers.

Frankly, the Power Laps performed by The Stig in "Top Gear" are infinitely superior.

7/18/2012 10:19:48 AM
#1425127
J. James

If everyone listened to him, the military would consist of only gay people. Can you imagine what that would do to the homosexual community? Pride parades would turn into military parades, and the fundies would cower before the invasion of teh gay.

Attempts to discriminate gay couples would be met with harsh military retribution. Fundy-controlled shops and restaurants would be mowed over by panzers and blown up by hellfires.



So yes. Tell us how you want to leave the military to the gays.

7/18/2012 11:01:41 AM
#1425137
NonProphet

The "Gay Olympics"? Homosexual events?

As far as I'm aware, homosexuals can compete in the regular Olympics... and the only "homosexual events" I can think of are Pride parades, and small events at individual bars throughout the country.

Do people really think there's a "gay version" of everything out there, like "gay" means "Bizarro world"?

7/18/2012 11:21:56 AM
#1425138
Brendan Rizzo

And when black people were let into the military, did white Americans stop enlisting?

7/18/2012 11:23:16 AM
#1425140
Tatsukun

My guess would be that the army was only getting bubbas from its Nascar ads, and those all were so bigoted and dumb they had to be sent to the marines.

7/18/2012 11:24:34 AM
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