Quote# 88397
I know that many will not believe this testimony concerning the 'City Under the Sea'. They, in
fact, will want to believe that it is just a fairy tale. They will try comparing it to something like the
stories of "The Little Mermaid" or "The Wizard of Oz." Believe me, the 'City Under the Sea' does
exist, spiritually. I know, because I personally spent twelve years under the sea and know that it's a
real place. This is my testimony of residing with the demon gods under the sea.
Samuel Vanco,
Insights of God 72 Comments [7/17/2012 3:17:48 AM]
Fundie Index: 64
Submitted By: Tony
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#1424392
Batshit insane.
7/17/2012 3:43:18 AM
#1424401
Percy Q. Shunn
7/17/2012 3:53:03 AM
#1424416
Prager
If it's real, then lets go have a look.
7/17/2012 4:11:45 AM
#1424430
OhJohnNo
Yeah, no you didn't.
7/17/2012 4:29:41 AM
#1424452
Filin De Blanc
Why do I get the impression that "the City Under the Sea" is actually a secure medical facility?
7/17/2012 4:54:06 AM
#1424454
VioletBeauregarde
Pics or it didn't happen! No Photoshop either, they have to be 100% genuine!
7/17/2012 5:00:46 AM
#1424457
He is talking about the lost city of R'lyeh, where the great Cthulhu lies waiting for the stars to become right so he can destroy humanity.
7/17/2012 5:05:26 AM
#1424458
Grimsoncrow
I love my paddy cell.
I love it's stinky smell.
I wish I could curl up in a fetal ball
And just let the whole world go to hell.
7/17/2012 5:06:37 AM
#1424465
Mister Spak
" 'City Under the Sea' does
exist, spiritually."
But it does not exist, really.
7/17/2012 5:13:24 AM
#1424478
Ebon
You're right. I don't believe you.
7/17/2012 5:20:19 AM
#1424489
SaneChick
And the lack of oxygen obviously affected your brain.
7/17/2012 5:25:22 AM
#1424507
louislois
Actually this looks like the start of an epic fanfic...
7/17/2012 5:48:49 AM
#1424509
Ok, show us.
7/17/2012 5:51:31 AM
#1424533
7/17/2012 6:15:26 AM
#1424545
Brendan Rizzo
Someone tell Giorgio Tsoukalos they've found the lost city of Atlantis then. *snickers*
7/17/2012 6:22:12 AM
#1424556
John_in_Oz
I have still to meet any use of the word 'Spiritual' that could not be replaced with the word 'imaginary', with any observable real-world difference at all.
7/17/2012 6:27:29 AM
#1424559
dionysus
I know, because I personally spent twelve years under the sea
...or twelve minutes drinking salt water.
7/17/2012 6:29:37 AM
#1424590
hatless
How did he escape the Big Daddies?! 0_o
7/17/2012 7:04:37 AM
#1424596
Horsefeathers
You don't happen to have any relatives from Innsmouth, do you Samuel?
7/17/2012 7:07:45 AM
#1424597
rebel
That's some fucked up shit you're smoking, bro.
7/17/2012 7:08:00 AM
#1424599
C_V
Percy wins. XD
7/17/2012 7:14:48 AM
#1424605
Zosimus the Heathen
Don't tell me. While you were down there you fought with Leviathan - I mean Leviathon - as well.
7/17/2012 7:24:39 AM
#1424612
Thinking Allowed
Wait...Spongebob was your room mate...right?
7/17/2012 7:33:19 AM
#1424621
Mayhem
Funny. Dagon never mentioned your visit during our weekly poker game.
7/17/2012 7:45:32 AM
#1424637
paler_Face
Obligatory:
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
7/17/2012 8:28:15 AM
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