I know that many will not believe this testimony concerning the 'City Under the Sea'. They, in
fact, will want to believe that it is just a fairy tale. They will try comparing it to something like the
stories of "The Little Mermaid" or "The Wizard of Oz." Believe me, the 'City Under the Sea' does
exist, spiritually. I know, because I personally spent twelve years under the sea and know that it's a
real place. This is my testimony of residing with the demon gods under the sea.
Samuel Vanco, Insights of God 72 Comments
[7/17/2012 3:17:48 AM]
Fundie Index: 64
Submitted By: Tony
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7/17/2012 3:43:18 AM
Percy Q. Shunn
7/17/2012 3:53:03 AM
If it's real, then lets go have a look.
7/17/2012 4:11:45 AM
Yeah, no you didn't.
7/17/2012 4:29:41 AM
Filin De Blanc
Why do I get the impression that "the City Under the Sea" is actually a secure medical facility?
7/17/2012 4:54:06 AM
Pics or it didn't happen! No Photoshop either, they have to be 100% genuine!
7/17/2012 5:00:46 AM
He is talking about the lost city of R'lyeh, where the great Cthulhu lies waiting for the stars to become right so he can destroy humanity.
7/17/2012 5:05:26 AM
I love my paddy cell.
I love it's stinky smell.
I wish I could curl up in a fetal ball
And just let the whole world go to hell.
7/17/2012 5:06:37 AM
" 'City Under the Sea' does
But it does not exist, really.
7/17/2012 5:13:24 AM
You're right. I don't believe you.
7/17/2012 5:20:19 AM
And the lack of oxygen obviously affected your brain.
7/17/2012 5:25:22 AM
Actually this looks like the start of an epic fanfic...
7/17/2012 5:48:49 AM
Ok, show us.
7/17/2012 5:51:31 AM
7/17/2012 6:15:26 AM
Someone tell Giorgio Tsoukalos they've found the lost city of Atlantis then. *snickers*
7/17/2012 6:22:12 AM
I have still to meet any use of the word 'Spiritual' that could not be replaced with the word 'imaginary', with any observable real-world difference at all.
7/17/2012 6:27:29 AM
I know, because I personally spent twelve years under the sea
...or twelve minutes drinking salt water.
7/17/2012 6:29:37 AM
How did he escape the Big Daddies?! 0_o
7/17/2012 7:04:37 AM
You don't happen to have any relatives from Innsmouth, do you Samuel?
7/17/2012 7:07:45 AM
That's some fucked up shit you're smoking, bro.
7/17/2012 7:08:00 AM
Percy wins. XD
7/17/2012 7:14:48 AM
Zosimus the Heathen
Don't tell me. While you were down there you fought with Leviathan - I mean Leviathon - as well.
7/17/2012 7:24:39 AM
Wait...Spongebob was your room mate...right?
7/17/2012 7:33:19 AM
Funny. Dagon never mentioned your visit during our weekly poker game.
7/17/2012 7:45:32 AM
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
7/17/2012 8:28:15 AM
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