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#1424383
fishtank
YOu need to look up what Calvin was up to..
fucking apologist.
7/17/2012 3:32:58 AM
#1424409
Percy Q. Shunn
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
7/17/2012 4:01:20 AM
#1424420
The_L
How is this shit still going on? Seriously, how the fuck did the Satanic Panic not die a complete and rapid death after Warnke was exposed?
7/17/2012 4:14:41 AM
#1424423
Renounce free will and you will never be homo! Or something!
Seriously, deterministic religions are the creepiest.
7/17/2012 4:18:48 AM
#1424435
OhJohnNo
Oh shit, he actually doesn't like the concept of free will?
...What a douche!
7/17/2012 4:32:58 AM
#1424438
Filin De Blanc
Isn't Fred Phelps a Calvinist, and didn't he defraud a bunch of people in his career as a lawyer, or am I making this up?
7/17/2012 4:35:30 AM
#1424451
\m/>_<\m/
"A fact universally acknowledged by default by those who lie and say that having a free will is the default state of human beings: 100% of all sex crimes and homosexuals are hard core believers in human free will."
tell THAT to all the devout "christians" who molest children (and not just the catholics either, jesus camp comes to mind), to say nothing of "corrective rape"
also, once again: homosexuality =/= pedophilia
7/17/2012 4:52:49 AM
#1424468
VioletBeauregarde
Heresy?! Oh noes! Call the Inquisitors!!!!111!!!1! Time for an auto-de-fe!
Seriously, the word heresy comes from the Greek word "heresias" which merely means opinion! Heresy is when you try to change what God says by your own opinion! (sarcasm) Of I don't see YOU doing that...no way!
Oh, and by the way...free will is NOT evil!
7/17/2012 5:14:08 AM
#1424480
Mister Spak
Then Calvinism is a robot religion?
7/17/2012 5:21:25 AM
#1424486
Ebon
Satanic Ritual Abuse has never, ever been shown to exist, it's a myth.
7/17/2012 5:24:12 AM
#1424506
Clarker
The all idea seems to be that rejecting determinism removes your free will, whereas what makes sense is that Homossexuals and Calvinists are both equally free or equally bound by fate, whether they believe it or not.
7/17/2012 5:47:06 AM
#1424522
Religion is creepy as fuck.
7/17/2012 6:02:43 AM
#1424530
dionysus
How many Calvinists are homosexuals? Zero. Famous Calvinists mass murderers and child rapists? Zero.
What a coincidence! Neither does Iran!
7/17/2012 6:12:41 AM
#1424570
Doubting Thomas
Satanic Ritual Abuse is so 1980's. And it was proven to be nothing more than mass hysteria anyway, which ruined the lives of some child daycare workers and others.
7/17/2012 6:38:06 AM
#1424572
Brendan Rizzo
They really don't believe in free will, do they? Funny how that's the perfect excuse to be a mass-murdering psychopath (though true psychopaths, by definition, don't feel the need to justify themselves.) In fact, Calvin himself had at least one person murdered for the "heinous" crime of disagreeing with him. Also, all those Afrikaners who supported apartheid? They were Calvinists. Calvinism is the sociopath's religion, and inevitably makes any of its followers, even those who are not clinically sociopaths, behave in a manner indistinguishable from sociopathy. The only religion that is more blatantly evil is Juche, and that's a borderline case as any Calvinist theocracy would be comparable in oppressiveness to North Korea anyway. I would tell this man to die in a fire, but as he is a nihilist, he wouldn't even care if that were to happen to him. He comes off as The Dark Knight's version of Joker.
At least Calvinism is not an American religion, and most Americans are nowhere near this uncaring.
7/17/2012 6:41:09 AM
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7/17/2012 7:17:10 AM
#1424622
Reynardine
Given that Calvin himself committed murder under a false flag of truce, you are already a liar, and a cursory study of history shows you have lied many times over. Of course, if "Gahd" predetermined it all, it wasn't murder, was it? Just like, if "Gahd" predetermined all these little boys get buttfucked, it wasn't rape, either.
7/17/2012 7:45:49 AM
#1424626
John_in_Oz
Famous Calvinists mass murderers and child rapists?
Famous Calvinists? Also Zero.
7/17/2012 7:52:27 AM
#1424654
Papabear
"How many Calvinists are homosexuals? Zero."
Prove it.
7/17/2012 8:58:25 AM
#1424687
freako104
You fail history. Or you're lying.
7/17/2012 9:48:57 AM
#1424696
Nicole
@The_L: Hardcore believers of Warnke and the like chalk up any attempts to debunk their nonsense to the eeeeevil Satanists trying to discredit good and honest whistleblowers, who can't possibly be lying because they're God-fearing Christians now!
7/17/2012 9:55:37 AM
#1424719
Ozymandias
Wait, free-will doesn't exist, but choosing to believe in it gives you free-will? And the choice was a result of free-will in the first place?
7/17/2012 10:33:18 AM
#1424722
Oh, goody, the "satanic panic" is back. Because accusing people of abusing children in Satanic rituals never gets old.
I like the twist here that the worst part is apparently that they worship Satan, not that they molest children. What the actual fuck.
7/17/2012 10:43:56 AM
#1424732
dfmfundies
How many Calvinists are homosexuals? Zero.
Wrong. In 2004, Karoli Gaspar Calvinist University in Hungary expelled one of its students because he was gay. (He was later reinstated.)
7/17/2012 10:59:29 AM
#1424754
are you out of your goddam fuckin mind???????
7/17/2012 11:59:50 AM
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