Raised by Horses
Founder 1: C'mon, now. Pray! Pray harder! I can feel the gay going away.
Founder 2: I'm prayin' as hard as I can. She cannae take any more! (clutches Bible more tightly, to the point of crushing the book)
Founder 1: C'mon, man! Keep praying! It's almost gone!
Founder 2: I can't do any more. I'm all prayed out.
Founder 1: Bugger. It's still not gone.
Founder 2: (sigh) How very terrible.
Founder 1: Yes... terrible. Just terrible.. (pause) So, uh... you wanna get it on?
Founder 2: I thought you'd never ask.
7/13/2012 4:40:14 PM
Metallic Space Dragon
Appending "Just saying" to the end of your sentences doesn't lend what you say any more credibility. And as for being "provable or repeatable," try applying that same standard to your Bible. I'll bet it doesn't pass.
Also, LOL @ Raised by Horses's comment!
7/13/2012 11:45:49 PM
Also, LOL @ Raised By Horses.
7/14/2012 12:12:34 AM
Yeah, that Big Gay Agenda involves recruiting, infiltrating extremist organizations to tear them down from the inside, cooties, and now the AMA. Why, we're so busy conspiring that we have absolutely no time for really big things like marriage equality and adoption rights.
7/14/2012 1:31:55 AM
7/14/2012 4:57:56 AM
Just exactly what are you "Just saying..." there Bill?
7/14/2012 7:20:12 AM
What kind of plant? Penis Fly Trap?
I really think that a Venus Fly Trap plant has more intelligence that this pathetic attempt at a conspiracy theory.
7/14/2012 8:34:56 AM
Prove to me that sexual orientation is voluntary, Bill. Choose to be gay. Right now.
Can't do it, can you?
7/14/2012 8:56:01 AM
Just add something about Jewish doctors being involved in the coverup, and you have a t-t-trifecta!
7/14/2012 12:54:10 PM
7/14/2012 3:36:04 PM
I guess it's time for law enforcement agencies to replace all their under-cover agents with gay people.
7/15/2012 1:59:04 AM
Am I the only person *awww*ing at the love-story? I really hope they have a happily-ever-after now - they've obviously taken a really long journey to be at the point where they can be happy together.
(I do realise that they probably fucked up a lot of other lives on the way - hopefully some of those people can now see that honesty is the best policy.)
7/16/2012 3:56:04 AM
I always wonder what they think the ultimate evil goal of this shady gay agenda is. None of them ever have a good answer.
7/16/2012 6:56:55 AM
"Gee maybe he was a plant from the beginning......Just saying"
Gee maybe you are so desperate you make random shit up ........Just saying.
7/16/2012 8:15:09 AM