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The only way you could know who Anderson Cooper is and not know that he is a flaming homosexual is if you are one of the dwindling few who rely on CNN for information. Now it’s official, Cooper the Poop-Chuter having made his grand announcement through fellow fudge-punchee Andrew Sullivan:

“The fact is, I’m gay, always have been, always will be, and I couldn’t be any more happy, comfortable with myself, and proud.”

If you indulge in a relatively wholesome perversion, like licking high-heel shoes or persuading your wife to dress up in red latex, you’re unlikely to feel proud of it. But if your personal identity revolves around your lust for other men’s stinking anuses, a particularly disgusting form of depravity that spreads horrific diseases, the chest swells with self-satisfaction.

What a sick world we live in.

When public figures boldly step out of the closet into the warm glow of establishment adoration, or when journalists make themselves the story, it can only mean one thing: desperation. CNN’s ratings recently hit their lowest mark since 1991.

In the 8 pm Eastern time slot, Bill O’Reilly beats Cooper 2,255,000 to 433,000, or by more than 5 to 1. Fortunately there’s no need for O’Reilly to come out of any closets.

Dave Blount, Moonbattery 70 Comments [7/8/2012 8:52:40 AM]
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Submitted By: Rabbit of Caerbannog
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#1421166
Vox

"Now it’s official, Cooper the Poop-Chuter"

Another Christian Fundie who believes Gays Eat Da Poo-Poo!!

7/8/2012 12:16:35 PM

#1421167
RiJayden

I second what JonnyTruant said. Go test that gravity 'theory', by jumping off a twelfth story balcony

7/8/2012 12:18:57 PM

#1421168
Vox

"Fortunately there’s no need for O’Reilly to come out of any closets."

You're right, anyone who pays attention should already know that Bitch O'Liely is a sexual predator who sexually harasses women other than his wife. Look up the Andrea Mackris case, which Billo settled out of court.

7/8/2012 12:19:30 PM

#1421172
RiJayden

double post

7/8/2012 12:23:54 PM

#1421177
Papabear

Your obsession with "fudge-punchee," and "stinking anuses" only shows that you have a poor idea of personal hygiene.

That O'Reilly's numbers beat Cooper's is similar to the fact that more people will stare at a train wreck rather than study for a math test.

7/8/2012 12:44:01 PM

#1421180
BobsOldSocks

Shelly Cooper's a smelly pooper.

7/8/2012 1:08:59 PM

#1421181
cdcdrr

But if your personal identity revolves around your lust for other men’s stinking anuses, a particularly disgusting form of depravity that spreads horrific diseases, the chest swells with self-satisfaction.

The anus isn't as diseased as you make it sound, unless you don't do it safe. Hell, even consuming crap, dirty as that is, doesn't have to lead to 'horrific' diseases. Still wouldn't recommend that though.

Fortunately there’s no need for O’Reilly to come out of any closets.

You WANT Bill to come out, don't you? Otherwise you wouldn't be tempting fate.

7/8/2012 1:11:50 PM

#1421182
TheReasonator

One good point made is why be proud of being gay? It's not something to be ashamed of, but you didn't choose to be gay and it isn't any better than being straight so why be proud?

7/8/2012 1:17:35 PM

#1421183
Rabbit of Caerbannog

Blount is so deep in the closet he's stumbled into Narnia.

@Reasonator

I think the idea behind saying they're proud is that so many people keep telling them to be ashamed. Think back to the "Black is beautiful" movement of the 60s.

7/8/2012 1:18:27 PM

#1421187
farpadokly

Why does the anus have to be "stinking"? Couldn't it be a clean anus? And why is it assumed that it must spread diseases? What if sensible precautions were taken? Also, attraction to the same sex is so widespread in humans, relative to other paraphilias, that it can't really be called "a perversion".
And a good proportion of O'Reilly's audience will be watching it, as I have done, because they just can't believe how dumb and biased and reactionary and aggressive he is. In other words, they're watching it for entertainment purposes, or to see just how dumb and right wing Fox can get, not for information.

7/8/2012 1:43:18 PM

#1421188
Alencon

If O'Reilly was in a closet, I find it hard to believe that he could find his way out.

7/8/2012 1:50:27 PM

#1421194
SaneChick

Only people who "hate" gay sex spend this much time thinking about it.

Seriously, I support bi, gay and poly people, and I've engaged in these experiences myself, but when I think about sex, I tend to think about the person I'm actually attracted to or with at the moment.

Come out of the closet, Moonbattery, you might find it better than the darkness.

And, doesn't this person ever shower? I mean, you can clean every part of your body! I know I like to brush my teach and make sure I'm freshly showered even when I'm just a girl having sex with a guy...

Apparently, he has no cocept of hygiene. It's only basic respect to your sexual partner to make sure that you're fresh and clean from top to bottom. (Heh.)

Not to be indelicate, but girls have learned this. If you want a guy to give you oral sex, even if you shower every day, 90 percent of men will perfer you "just" showered. Of course 90 percent of men don't think about this when they want a blow job and we have to deal with salty sweaty balls.

Make sex better! Start with a shower! Together! Cleaning each other is very erotic.


7/8/2012 2:04:07 PM

#1421197
Xotan

O'Reilly? Do you mean the man with the inflated ego who twists facts and insults guests? In Ireland such bwhaviour would be regarded as that of a gobshite.

As for the anti-gay content, I find that there is a distincly unhealthy in gay practices by people like Dave Blount It's sick.

@ Filin de Blanc

You are so right!

7/8/2012 2:18:18 PM

#1421198
Wehpudicabok

As we know, there is nothing more to being gay than having gay sex. Just like how straight men have nothing more to their existence than wanting sex with women. "Romance?" What's that?

Seriously. I am fucking sick of people thinking that orientation only deals with sex and nothing else. I know it's not the worst part of this post by half but it's just a pet peeve of mine.

7/8/2012 2:20:45 PM

#1421208
Jedi Knight

It's all about the buttsex for you, isn't it?

7/8/2012 2:45:29 PM

#1421219
Lady Evil

I'd love for O'Reilly to go into a closet. Preferably bound and gagged.

7/8/2012 3:07:46 PM

#1421221


I have a foot fetish. Fuck this guy.

7/8/2012 3:11:06 PM

#1421230
Meishayuri

If O'Reilly came out of the closet, the earth would stop rotating for conservatards all over the US.

And, on a side note, no one really gives a shit what you think of Anderson Cooper, you closeted piece of shit.

7/8/2012 3:28:31 PM

#1421231
Higgs Boson

While Bill'O says a lot of stupid things, in recent years he has been pretty much the most gay-friendly Fox news presenter by a long way.

7/8/2012 3:30:23 PM

#1421250
Old Viking

The same Bill O'Reilly who teaches school kids about tides?

7/8/2012 4:16:25 PM

#1421257
Raised by Horses

@Alencon

One thing's for certain: If O'Reilly is in the closet, it's going to be a blast watching him come out. "Do it live!" is going to look like a Mr. Rogers monologue in comparison.

7/8/2012 4:41:17 PM

#1421258
Ozymandias

Funny how you approve of the words that Bill says when more shit comes out his mouth than Cooper's ass... More than 5 times as much according to your statistics.

7/8/2012 4:44:16 PM

#1421273
dfmfundies

Fortunately there’s no need for O’Reilly to come out of any closets.

Except the ignorant asshole closet.

7/8/2012 5:14:52 PM

#1421289
RinellaWasHere

"when journalists make themselves the story"

Fun fact- The reason it took Cooper so long to come out is because he felt that doing so would compromise his image as an impartial newscaster, and instead make him a news subject. He's spent his whole professional life avoiding what you just accused him of.

7/8/2012 7:26:28 PM

#1421304
TheJebusFire

I'm pretty certian gay men have other moves than just anal.

And why are you fundies so obsesed with teh buttsecks anyway?

7/8/2012 8:45:26 PM
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