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Conservapedia's analysis of the Olympics 2012 begins, predicting underachievement by:
• nations that impose same-sex marriage
• nations that are increasingly atheistic
• sports that have been ravaged by Title IX quotas in the U.S.

Andy Schlafly, Conservapedia 80 Comments [7/5/2012 2:55:14 AM]
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Derro

Yes, because Assfly is just the pinnacle of physical fitness he should know.

7/5/2012 3:00:36 AM

fishtank

be prepared to be surprised, asshats.

7/5/2012 3:04:51 AM

Meishayuri

Shitafly, Shatafly, Saffly, who really cares what his name is...is thinly veiling his secret hope that atheist countries fail so he can fap to "God Bless America" and "The Star Spangled Banner" like the rest of the conservatards.

7/5/2012 3:12:19 AM

Snake

Don't Scadinavian countries do decently well? I'm not a big sports follower so correct me if I'm wrong.

7/5/2012 3:17:21 AM

fishtank

@snake
in the winter olympics for sure.

7/5/2012 3:19:50 AM

rubber chicken

As there are no countries at the olympics that satisfy either of these criteria, I'd expect that this particular phrophecy will be quietly forgotten.

7/5/2012 3:23:17 AM

anevilmeme

Better satire than Landover Baptist.

7/5/2012 3:24:03 AM

Ebon

Andy, still preening for his band of sycophants, doesn't realise quite how mad he is.

7/5/2012 3:46:17 AM

Raised by Horses

And when reality fails once again to adapt itself to the mold that Mr. Schlafly has made for it, he'll simply claim it's all a Librulconspiracy™.

7/5/2012 3:54:47 AM

Anon-e-moose

So why aren't you in the USA's athetics team, seeing as you're the US's equivalent of Usain Bolt eh, Andy Schaftafly? [/hyper-sarcasm]

And why was it in the last two World Cups - 2006 Germany & 2010 South Africa - that your precious foot ball team was knocked out by the same team, Ghana?

And you didn't exactly beat China, re. gold nmedals, in the 2008 Beijing Olymics. Scared that you're gonna be pwned again by them here in 2012 London? By a team from a country that is increasingly Atheist...?

I have three things to look forward to:

1- The end of the 13th Baktun or 'Age', as per the Mayan Long Count Calendar. And seeing all the conspitacy theorist/(C)rapturite doomsayers being further proved the colossal tinfoil-hatted tits they already are when we're still here afterwards.

2- The 2012 London Olympics. Not only not having to get up at unholy hours of the day to watch such live. It's your turn now, USA.

3- Watching your team get pwned by China in said 2012 London Olympics. Thus you - and your unjustifiable bullshit being proved wrong.

7/5/2012 4:09:52 AM

Filin De Blanc

No-one at Conservapedia has conducted any "analysis" of anything ever.

7/5/2012 4:14:01 AM

Brendan Rizzo

So, what do sports have to do with politics, again?

7/5/2012 4:47:42 AM

Grimsoncrow

Heh, do you know who started the whole "Olympics" business?
-Do you know how strictly Christian and unwaweringly straight they were?

7/5/2012 5:05:42 AM

Table Rock

He's hedging his bets.

If the US wins, it's a victory against amoral countries that allow same sex marriage and atheism.

If the US loses, then it's solely because of Title IX.

7/5/2012 5:24:24 AM

Mister Spak

So Saudi Arabia and Iran will sweep the olympics with women wearing mummy wrappings?

7/5/2012 5:27:35 AM

Voice of Humanity

Reminds me of that black guy the USA had way back when that utterly schooled the Nazis. I'm at a loss for his name now sadly, Jesse something.

7/5/2012 5:27:42 AM



Anon-e-moose

@Voice of Humanity

It was Jesse Owens who - at the 1936 Berlin Olympics - in a single stroke completely annihilated the Aryan 'Ubermensch' theories of a certain Austrian.

Which still goes on today...:



...indeed, we may be seeing the emergence of Homo Superior. The ultimate irony being that this was at the 2009 Berlin World Athletics Championships.

Now kill yourselves, inferior subhuman racists.

Did you know that Usain Bolt is employed by the scientists at CERN? He's the pacemaker for the Large Hadron Collider. X3

7/5/2012 5:45:50 AM

Grey Wolf

Spain is both increasingly atheistic and "imposes" same-sex marriage, and yet just managed to win the European Cup...

7/5/2012 6:00:55 AM

kenmax

Isn't Title IX a good thing? It's the reason I get to play lacrosse...

Ohh, is that why you don't like it, Shitfly? 'Cause girls can play sports?

Loser.

7/5/2012 6:02:58 AM



...

This guy is a fucking lawyer, which means he had to pass a logic-based examination to get into law school...which means he either forgot all of it or is disregarding it to advance his political position.

He is smarter than we give him credit for, but no less terrible a person.

7/5/2012 6:23:47 AM

Voice of Humanity

@ Kenmax
Of course girls shouldn't play sports, they might break their hymens and lose their virginity! /sarcasm
Tell me again how you're different from the mujahideen Schlafly?

7/5/2012 6:33:28 AM

Atheissimo

So lets look at the 2008 medals table, shall we?

Of the top 5, 3 recognise same sex unions (the US, Britain and Germany)

The top five also includes those evil commie atheists from China and Russia as well as two nations where non-belief is a majority view (Britain and Germany)

To top it off, what is it that distinguishes the bottom of the medals table? Overwhelmingly, those countries are highly religious and do not recognise gay partnerships, sometimes actively opposing them.

7/5/2012 6:40:32 AM

Thinking Allowed

Predicting a fail in 3...2...1...

7/5/2012 6:40:58 AM

Doubting Thomas

Andy, get help already.

7/5/2012 6:48:31 AM

Fundies Make Me Sick

I predict that Andy will be proven wrong.

7/5/2012 7:08:51 AM
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