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Protection from Extreme Environmentalists – We strongly oppose all efforts of the extreme environmental groups that stymie legitimate business interests. We strongly oppose those efforts that attempt to use the environmental causes to purposefully disrupt and stop those interests within the oil and gas industry. We strongly support the immediate repeal of the Endangered Species Act. We strongly oppose the listing of the dune sage brush lizard either as a threatened or an endangered species. We believe the Environmental Protection Agency should be abolished.

Free Speech for the Clergy – We urge amendment of the Internal Revenue Code to allow a religious organization to address issues without fear of losing its tax-exempt status. We call for repeal of requirements that religious organizations send the government any personal information about their contributors.

Homosexuality ? We affirm that the practice of homosexuality tears at the fabric of society and contributes to the breakdown of the family unit. Homosexual behavior is contrary to the fundamental, unchanging truths that have been ordained by God, recognized by our country’s founders, and shared by the majority of Texans. Homosexuality must not be presented as an acceptable “alternative” lifestyle, in public policy, nor should “family” be redefined to include homosexual “couples.” We believe there should be no granting of special legal entitlements or creation of special status for homosexual behavior, regardless of state of origin. Additionally, we oppose any criminal or civil penalties against those who oppose homosexuality out of faith, conviction or belief in traditional values.

Controversial Theories – We support objective teaching and equal treatment of all sides of scientific theories. We believe theories such as life origins and environmental change should be taught as challengeable scientific theories subject to change as new data is produced. Teachers and students should be able to discuss the strengths and weaknesses of these theories openly and without fear of retribution or discrimination of any kind.

Knowledge-Based Education – We oppose the teaching of Higher Order Thinking Skills (HOTS) (values clarification), critical thinking skills and similar programs that are simply a relabeling of Outcome-Based Education (OBE) (mastery learning).

Sex Education – We recognize parental responsibility and authority regarding sex education. We believe that parents must be given an opportunity to review the material prior to giving their consent. We oppose any sex education other than abstinence until marriage.

U.S. Department of Education – Since education is not an enumerated power of the federal government, we believe the Department of Education (DOE) should be abolished.

Judeo-Christian Nation – As America is a nation under God founded on Judeo-Christian principles, we affirm the constitutional right of all individuals to worship in the religion of their choice.

Voter Rights Act – We urge that the Voter Rights Act of 1965 codified and updated in 1973 be repealed and not reauthorized.

Republican Party of Texas, Report of Platform Committee (pdf) 173 Comments [7/5/2012 3:41:42 AM]
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Submitted By: OhJohnNo
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#1419844
OhJohnNo

(contd.)

"Foster Care ? We support eliminating bureaucratic prohibitions on corporal discipline and home schooling in foster homes." You couldn't make this shit up.

"Employment Non-Discrimination Act (ENDA) - We oppose this act through which the federal government would coerce religious business owners and employees to violate their own beliefs and principles by affirming what they consider to be sinful and sexually immoral behavior." Read: If shop owners don't want to employ black people because they're black, this will be A-OK in the Conservative Texas.

"American Identity Patriotism and Loyalty - We believe the current teaching of a multicultural curriculum is divisive. We favor strengthening our common American identity and loyalty instead of political correctness that nurtures alienation among racial and ethnic groups. Students should pledge allegiance to the American and Texas flags daily to instill patriotism." Again - you couldn't make this shit up.

7/5/2012 6:03:42 AM

#1419846
Cae

Meh.

After living in Texas my whole life I can safely say these idiots rarely actually do any of this. It's just to get the Evangelical vote.

Still depressing as as though.

7/5/2012 6:09:08 AM

#1419850
Prager

Pathetic and truly sad.

7/5/2012 6:16:05 AM

#1419862
dionysus

We strongly oppose all efforts of the extreme environmental groups that stymie legitimate business interests.

"Legitimate business interests" include dumping chemicals into rivers.

We strongly support the immediate repeal of the Endangered Species Act.

Say goodbye to the bald eagle.

We believe the Environmental Protection Agency should be abolished.

Yay! Glowing, smelly water!

We affirm that the practice of homosexuality tears at the fabric of society and contributes to the breakdown of the family unit.

Affirm it all you like, there's no evidence that homosexuality has any negative effect on society at all aside from bringing out the worst in human nature (form the majority), but ANY minority will do that and historically HAS done that.

Additionally, we oppose any criminal or civil penalties against those who oppose homosexuality out of faith, conviction or belief in traditional values.

You can oppose homosexuality all you like. You can't discriminate, bully, or kill though.

We support objective teaching and equal treatment of all sides of scientific theories.

Okay. Then I demand that your children learn the theory that the Universe was created by The Doctor and his Tardis, well, the second time anyway. Since we're pulling "scientific theories" from fiction we may as well get them from a better written and a morally superior source than the Bible.

We oppose the teaching of Higher Order Thinking Skills (HOTS) (values clarification), critical thinking skills and similar programs

Duh.

We recognize parental responsibility and authority regarding sex education...We oppose any sex education other than abstinence until marriage.

But what if I'm a parent that doesn't want to teach abstinence only?



Since education is not an enumerated power of the federal government, we believe the Department of Education (DOE) should be abolished.

Okay. It'll make it much easier for my kids to get into science and medical fields if the entire population of the South isn't educated enough to run a hot dog stand. Enjoy having your entire state flipping burgers and working at Walmart all their lives.

We urge that the Voter Rights Act of 1965 codified and updated in 1973 be repealed and not reauthorized.

In other words you don't want black people voting. We already knew that but didn't think you'd be so blatant about it.

7/5/2012 6:32:51 AM

#1419875
breakerslion

Somebody needs to write a poem, dedicated to the Republican Party of Texas. Title: Knuckle Prints in the Sand.

7/5/2012 6:54:25 AM

#1419885
Horsefeathers

Remind me again why we haven't just given Texas back to Mexico. Or have we tried and they just wouldn't accept it for obvious reasons?

7/5/2012 7:06:51 AM

#1419888
toth

> We strongly oppose the listing of the dune sage brush lizard either as a threatened or an endangered species

What did the dune sage brush lizard ever do to you guys!?

7/5/2012 7:11:49 AM

#1419898


Brendan Rizzo's going to go absolutely spare!

7/5/2012 7:22:24 AM

#1419899
Fundies Make Me Sick

So basically, they want everyone to be mindless bigots like themselves. Makes me ashamed to live in Texas.

7/5/2012 7:23:12 AM

#1419902
Joe Mama

Ahh, the Republican Party... proudly taking us back to the 1950's where women stayed in the kitchen, blacks knew their place, gays had the good sense to stay in the closet, nobody ever had sex outside of marriage, everyone prayed to God in school and went to church on Sunday, and heroes like Joe McCarthy kept us all safe from the evil commies with nothing more than God, guns, and guts.

I wish I could say that this is just what Republicans in Texas believe, but believe me this is pretty much standard doctrine among all Republicans everywhere. It's bad enough they're not only not progressive, but they're actively regressive.

7/5/2012 7:28:29 AM

#1419907
Vman

What. The. Hell. Is. This.

Seriously, this is f*cking insane.


7/5/2012 7:32:12 AM

#1419912
Papabear

So, basically, the GOP platform in Texas is pollute the environment as much as you want as long as you're making money, let's keep the people ignorant, and let's disenfranchise those likely to vote Democrat.

7/5/2012 7:48:03 AM

#1419914
The_L

"We strongly oppose those efforts ... to purposefully disrupt and stop those interests within the oil and gas industry. We strongly support the immediate repeal of the Endangered Species Act. We believe the Environmental Protection Agency should be abolished."

Translation: "Big Oil is more important than our ability to breathe the air or drink the water. Even if we and all other living things die for it, Big Oil must live on."

"We affirm that the practice of homosexuality tears at the fabric of society and contributes to the breakdown of the family unit."

Translation: "They are different. Different is bad."

"We oppose the teaching of Higher Order Thinking Skills (HOTS) (values clarification), critical thinking skills and similar programs that are simply a relabeling of Outcome-Based Education (OBE) (mastery learning)."

Translation: "Mastering concepts and thinking for yourself get in the way of obeying our corporate overlords."

"We recognize parental responsibility and authority regarding sex education. ... We oppose any sex education other than abstinence until marriage."

Translation: "We ONLY respect those parents who think that 'Don't have sex' is all the education kids need about their own bodies."

"Since education is not an enumerated power of the federal government, we believe the Department of Education (DOE) should be abolished."

Translation: "We want to get rid of public schools, because stupid people are easier to control."

7/5/2012 7:49:41 AM

#1419921
The Anonymous

We should just let these guys secede. I'd almost love to see what would happen in this new nation as they crashed and burned and became a third world country right in our midst.

Or not, because of the horrible human rights abuses.

7/5/2012 7:52:59 AM

#1419922
Vman

There are many things here, here's just one...

"UN Treaty on the Rights of the Child ? We unequivocally oppose the United States Senate's ratification of the United Nations Convention on the Rights of the Child."

"UN Treaty on the Rights of the Child ? We unequivocally oppose the United States Senate's ratification of the United Nations Convention on the Rights of the Child."

"UN Treaty on the Rights of the Child ? We unequivocally oppose the United States Senate's ratification of the United Nations Convention on the Rights of the Child."

"UN Treaty on the Rights of the Child ? We unequivocally oppose the United States Senate's ratification of the United Nations Convention on the Rights of the Child."

I have no words. The only thing that comes to mind right now is: monsters.

They are monsters.

7/5/2012 7:53:09 AM

#1419924
OhJohnNo

@Vman: I know. These fucks are indefensible. Like I said, they believe the right to life begins at conception and ends at birth - that's no longer even fucking hyperbole.

7/5/2012 7:55:50 AM

#1419934
JSS

Protection from "Environmental Extremists". Yeah! Let's kill our life-giving planet in the name of oil! Kill those damn weak animals that want handouts!

Free speech for clergy. They have a special right to tax-exempt status when they influence governmental affairs that effect actual tax payers.

Homosexuality. Let's devote a whole section to that. Homosexuals are evil, wrong, and shouldn't have the same rights and dignity as their counterparts. We love them of course, we just hate who they are.

Controversial theories. Theories founded upon scientific inquiry should be treated the same as those founded on none other than scripture.

Knowledge based education. No, you're not seeing things. We really did just coin that term and decide to use it in our actual platform document.

Sex education. We think sex is dirty, so likewise it should be regulated (although we're against government regulations) that our at-age children's educational rights don't extend to it.

U.S. Department of Education. How dare the government try to regulate education! We need less government but more when it comes to restrictions on teaching kids about sex or evolution.

Judeo-Christian Nation. Everyone has the freedom to worship, yet we'll stigmatize those not of a Christian denomination.

Voter rights. Voter what now?


The future sure looks bright for Texas.

7/5/2012 8:05:11 AM

#1419949
Arctic Knight

Pornography ? We encourage the enforcement of laws regarding all forms of pornography, because pornography is detrimental to the fabric of society.

Internet Access - We support a free and open internet -- free from intrusion, censorship, or control by government or private entities.

So, let me get this straight, they want to restrict all forms of pornography, which would include internet pornography, while maintaining zero censorship of the internet? How is that even possible?

7/5/2012 8:24:10 AM

#1419979
fishtank

Words cannot express my rage.

7/5/2012 9:22:02 AM

#1420003
Nihlum

Just don't drink the water and don't breathe the air.

Afterall tetrahedral lead was a "legimate business".

7/5/2012 10:06:15 AM

#1420006
J. James

What a bunch of fucking LUNATICS!!

Seriously, creationism, bigotry, racism, anti-education, pro-pollution, anti-separation, What!? It's too much! It's too much, I tell you!!

I'm never, ever going to vote for a party that lists even one of these as their fucking platform. How can they POSSIBLY get away with this bullshit?!

7/5/2012 10:12:06 AM

#1420016
J. James

I just went to the FSTDT TV Tropes page and added this immediately to the nightmare fuel page under "Holy Shit Quotient." That's how bad it is.

7/5/2012 10:30:19 AM

#1420023
Dr. Razark

From: A Texan
Date: 10th Century
To: The United States
Cc: The Rest of the World
Subject: Texas GOP

I'm very sorry. We're really not all like this.
Hopefully we can get these guys rounded up and back in the asylum.

7/5/2012 10:44:24 AM

#1420033
Veras_the_Brujah

This can't be real, not even the Republican Party is... oh... Texas. Nevermind.

7/5/2012 11:10:12 AM

#1420034
Zagen30

This has got to be one of the most triumphant examples of Poe's Law I've ever seen. I thought this was going to turn out to be a troll using a cleverly similar identity, e.g. Landover Baptist. Then I read through the comments, and realized it's not.

This is some freakishly alarming stuff. On the other hand, it is a handy checklist of reactionaries' views on everything.

7/5/2012 11:16:36 AM
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