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[Jewish commenter on an article on the baning of circumcision in Germany]

Will you pay if one or all your boys want to be circumcised? You should as it was your FU.....what happens when they can't get laid, except by some tramp that sleeps with uncut guys?

If I had a daughter she would be taught, first never to date or marry outside her people and secondly if she did only circumcised males.

steveinHB, Huffington Post comments 82 Comments [7/3/2012 3:44:11 AM]
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#1419812
Kuno

I would say that the right to life and physical integrity of the child trumps the right to religious freedom of the parents.

But like others said, this was a decision of a fairly low court. We will have to wait how the higher courts will decide this issue.

7/5/2012 5:21:54 AM
#1419815
Kuno

Sorry, double post.

7/5/2012 5:24:07 AM
#1419845
Anon-e-moose

(*sings*):

'When he's doing a Bar Mitzvah
Now that you shouldn't miss
He'll always schlep on down
For a wedding or a Bris
They say he's got a lot of chutzpah
He's really quite hhhhip
The parents pay the Mohel
And he gets to keep the tip!'

-"Pretty Fly For A Rabbi", Weird Al Yankovic

Did you know that when before Jonah was swallowed by that whale, to ensure the whole thing was as Kosher as possible, he hired the services of four Rabbis expert in the use of scuba gear. Yes, ladies and germs, he sent down four skin divers!

Thank you, I'm here all week. Try the gefilte fish! (*gestures to band; plays "Hava Nagila"*) X3

7/5/2012 6:04:59 AM
#1421202
Xotan

Circumcision is a barbaric act of aggression on a new born child. It is genital mutialation unless there is a genuine medical reason for it.

The trend in America seems to be away from it, so your daughter is going to have to sleep around with a lot of men before she finds her mutilated man.

7/8/2012 2:30:51 PM
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tmarcl

My understanding (and someone please correct me if I'm wrong) is that the Chinese do not practice circumcision. And there are a lot of Chinese...

7/10/2012 8:01:26 AM
#1421931
tmarcl

@Mudak

@John_in_Oz, I am too. I sometimes wonder what I'm missing in comparison with my uncircumsized brothers. I wonder if this fact is related to the fact that I don't like blowjobs.

No, it's not. I'm circumsized and I can assure you, I find blowjobs to be quite pleasurable.

7/10/2012 8:04:01 AM
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Adrian

@dynaboyj

"I'm a circumsized Jew, and even though I'm not yet old enough for sexual intercourse, I don't particularly mind. Although not particularly useful and it can be a drag to some, the process is safe and I see no reason why it should be banned. If it's painful, you won't remember how it felt, anyway, and you won't be scarred for life."

Actually, I remember reading that intense pain can cause neurological damage. I don't know if it is actually accurate, but if it is I'd suspect that it would be particularly devastating for a newborn, what with their extreme sensitivity and not yet having learned to deal with pain.

As for the safety part, it is relatively safe, yes, but there is always an element risk with surgery, and while rare, botched circumcisions can and do happen. See the case of David Reimer.

7/28/2012 8:17:26 PM
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