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Tropical Storm Debby, the only time in history that a 4th named storm has formed prior to July 1st, dumps TONS of water and creates havoc in the southern states. Debby is short for Deborah, the only female judge in the entire Bible - was this symbolic of the continued judgment of the U.S. leadership, an administration almost exclusively filled with small a anti-Christs

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#1418009
HappyGazpacho

Isn't it just a bitch when God only communicates through vague coincidences?

6/29/2012 6:34:07 PM
#1418390
Distind

Note that havoc created in southern states obviously means the leadership is in the wrong. Couldn't be any possible other, perhaps more direct, interpretations of that.

7/1/2012 4:18:16 AM
#1418392
John_in_Oz

Looks like the judgment went Okay - Tropical Storm Debbie never became a hurricane.

7/1/2012 4:30:36 AM
#1418395
Reynardine

And then there were judges Andrew and Katrina.

7/1/2012 4:37:02 AM
#1418404
Gawd

Pitiful.

7/1/2012 4:45:46 AM
#1418406
Justanotheratheist

If you keep digging any deeper into the barrel of fundie logic you will smack your hand against the earth's core.

7/1/2012 4:48:09 AM
#1418435
fishtank

This is so pathetic.

7/1/2012 6:21:39 AM
#1418436
farpadokly

"Was this symbolic of the continued judgment of the U.S. leadership.."
No.

7/1/2012 6:22:05 AM
#1418443
Raised by Horses

Whatever happened to fiery infernos, global flooding and pillars of salt? Did God run out of mana or something? Did He mellow out in his old age? Has He simply gone senile?

7/1/2012 6:40:04 AM
#1418451
pete

Or? Jesus, a dude who loved his 12 male disciples "above all others", is sending storms to tell us to stop denying rights to gay people. Or? Gaea is sending storms to warn us to stop polluting. Or? We puny humans are creating the storms by altering the fundamental chemical composition of the environment. Or...

7/1/2012 6:59:06 AM
#1418472
Alencon

Please note that is was the SOUTHERN states that got clobbered. Maybe God is trying to tell them something?

7/1/2012 7:20:13 AM
#1418475
Brendan Rizzo

Honestly, Americans will accept ANY explanation that doesn't involve global warming! If the world gets wrecked, it's America's fault.

7/1/2012 7:22:06 AM
#1418477
Mayhem

Wow. Mr Fantastic of the Fantastic Four can't stretch as far as you can.

7/1/2012 7:23:26 AM
#1418478
Horsefeathers

"Tropical Storm Debby, the only time in history that a 4th named storm has formed prior to July 1st, dumps TONS of water and creates havoc in the southern states. Debby is short for Deborah, the only female judge in the entire Bible - was this symbolic of the continued judgment of the U.S. leadership, an administration almost exclusively filled with small a anti-Christs"

If you people put half as much thought, effort, and energy into something that mattered, the world might be a nice enough place for your Jesus to stop back by.

7/1/2012 7:23:29 AM
#1418495
rubber chicken

Headline writers the world over were horribly disappointed that Debbie didn't get to Dallas

7/1/2012 7:40:00 AM
#1418527
Doubting Thomas

Ever think that maybe God is punishing the conservative religious nuts in the South instead of the current U.S. leadership? Why is it these idiots think that natural disasters are always punishment for stuff they don't like, especially when such disasters happen in the conservative South? Instead of thinking that maybe God doesn't like them being such judgmental, oppressive pricks, they see it as a sign to be even bigger judgmental, oppressive pricks.

7/1/2012 8:20:13 AM
#1418532
Leighton Buzzard

rubber chicken FTW!

7/1/2012 8:24:21 AM
#1418535
Nagol

Or maybe god is trying to send a message to all the fundamentalists in the southern states.

7/1/2012 8:30:11 AM
#1418575


Gee, as far as I know, it's been nothing but hot rainless days where I'm at. And I'm in one of those southern states. I don't understand what you're going on about.

7/1/2012 9:28:09 AM
#1418576
SpukiKitty

So, uh, "Deborah" dumps on the BIBLE BELT. Looks like the Supreme Being has a problem with YOU & YOUR ilk rather than the Progressives.

(I'm subverting this goober's argument, guys.)

7/1/2012 9:28:37 AM
#1418577
Tatsukun

THAT must be why I feel guilty when I pig out on Little Debbie snacks. Jebuz is judging me! lol

7/1/2012 9:32:11 AM
#1418585
Meeeh

These 4 storms are gods punishment for Canada introducing gay marriage seven years ago. His aim is a bit off but he reacted quickly as we know a day is to god like a 1000 year for us humans. He actually reacted just a fews seconds after Canada changed it's laws!

7/1/2012 9:43:47 AM
#1418598
NonProphet

Oh, sure. Just like Hurricane Katrina was God's punishment for gays. That's why Church Row was levelled, but the French Quarter was left relatively untouched.

Wait, what?

7/1/2012 10:30:04 AM
#1418601
Creedence Leonore Gielgud

"and creates havoc in the southern states."

Sorry about that. I'm an atheist, from/living in the deep south, so that was probably God trying to smite my ass, innocent bystanders be damned. Of course I live nowhere close to the ocean so God's aim sucks. lulz

7/1/2012 10:46:53 AM
#1418611
JB Mason

God sure seems to hate the Bible Belt.

7/1/2012 11:13:49 AM
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