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#1417299
Percy Q. Shunn
BAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
6/28/2012 3:56:13 AM
#1417319
Veras_the_Brujah
Manning is a conservative Republican. From Wikipedia:
"Manning has donated over $8,000 to Republican politicians, among them Fred Thompson, Bob Corker, and former President George W. Bush."
6/28/2012 4:17:20 AM
#1417321
Kat S.
Um, not quite. I could try to explain what really happened, but it would be pointless. Trying to explain to Conservapedia is like a common saying I've read and heard before:
You cannot reason someone out of something they didn't reason themselves into.
6/28/2012 4:19:39 AM
#1417323
Quantum Mechanic
The Internet, Citizen's Band for the 21st century.
6/28/2012 4:22:04 AM
#1417330
Leighton Buzzard
I don't follow NFL all that closely, so remind me how many Superbowl rings Tebow has, again? Top of the pass stats, is he? Inquiring minds want to know.
6/28/2012 4:32:39 AM
#1417336
louislois
I'm laughing too hard to bother coming up with a witty response at this.
6/28/2012 5:00:51 AM
#1417342
Ebon
Oh Lord, not more Tebow worship. That's the most overrated guy in sports. If he wasn't a fundie, only sports fans would ever have heard his name.
6/28/2012 5:06:23 AM
#1417349
mrsyoungie
Sorry, but can someone explain to me why it appears that football players are running for President?
From a confused Canadian.
6/28/2012 5:14:52 AM
#1417357
Mister Spak
Because everythin that happens anywhere to anybody has something to do with your paranoid delusions.
6/28/2012 5:43:57 AM
#1417365
Firewing
Ah, Insane Troll Logic. How I missed thee, old friend!
6/28/2012 5:49:56 AM
#1417369
Arctic Knight
Presidential politics are determined by men in tight pants, putting their hands between other men's legs and engaging in male-to-male physical contact? Who knew?
6/28/2012 5:57:38 AM
#1417370
Table Rock
Yes, I base ALL of my decisions completely around who is our starting quarterback. I hope they draft a quarterback from Hawaii. I've been wanting to go there on vacation.
6/28/2012 6:00:23 AM
#1417371
Hey, Andy...what in the fuck does this have to do with anything?
6/28/2012 6:02:21 AM
#1417376
Doubting Thomas
Oh and of course the conservative crowd aren't treating Tebow like the second coming of Christ...
6/28/2012 6:07:18 AM
#1417381
What'd I Do
Peyton Manning's even worse than Tebow in the moron department. But don't let little things like "stuff that actually exists" get in the way of your paranoia.
6/28/2012 6:22:44 AM
#1417383
Horsefeathers
"Peyton Manning — a washed-up player who won only one NFL championship,"
Which is one more than you've won, jackass.
If you're going to use such an achievement as some sort of derogatory comment or insult, it's best if you personally have achieved greater, nimrod. Otherwise you just look like a moron, as per usual with you.
"the liberal media treated him like the Second Coming of Christ in order to oust conservative Tim Tebow from his leadership position in the swing state of Colorado prior to the Presidential Election 2012."
What the holy fuck, Andy? Your conspiracy theories get more and more wacky every day.
6/28/2012 6:27:22 AM
#1417385
Filin De Blanc
...you are aware that these people are not actually presidential candidates, right?
6/28/2012 6:30:21 AM
#1417393
Raised by Horses
Yeah, he's only won ONE NFL championship. What a loser.
Schlafly slips further into dementia, vol. MCMLIV
6/28/2012 6:41:17 AM
#1417402
Sweet Fancy Moses
I'd just like to point out that while Peyton Manning has only won one Super Bowl, he has won the NFL MVP four times, and that's kind of a big thing, especially when he's winning those without getting a ring.
6/28/2012 7:06:57 AM
#1417403
KittyKaboom
I'm trying to wrap my mind around the bit about football players having influence over the election and all I'm getting is
cows + coconuts = dafuq?
Does this make sense to anyone besides the fevered mind of Schlafly?
6/28/2012 7:12:32 AM
#1417404
Thinking Allowed
Funny, I don't recall Tim Tebow winning any Superbowls. Apparently all that on field praying didn't do Tim any good.
6/28/2012 7:34:43 AM
#1417416
Mystik Spiral
As a native Denverite, I could not BE happier that I don't have to put up with any more of this Tebow worship bullshit. He never held any "leadership" position in Colorado, Andy. He is a mediocre quarterback who will fade into obscurity in the next few years.
Shilling for shit organizations like Focus on the Family does not a football star make.
6/28/2012 7:59:22 AM
#1417426
Berny
I've started to think of Andy Schlafly and Conservapedia as nothing but retarded static. You eventually tune it out and don't notice it anymore.
6/28/2012 8:28:51 AM
#1417442
Philbert McAdamia
the liberal media treated him like the Second Coming of Christ
Which, as we know, is Tebow's rightful place.
6/28/2012 8:49:40 AM
#1417457
Apatheist
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Tebow is a half baked quarterback whereas Manning is headed to the Hall of Fame. I'm not even a fan of his, that's just the truth.
6/28/2012 9:19:48 AM
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