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Ensuring Obabma is relected, one write-in at a time.
6/25/2012 3:24:47 AM
Filin De Blanc
"He has been the most pro-death President in history,"
Have you seriously forgotten the two wars the last president started?
6/25/2012 3:42:51 AM
I wholeheartedly approve of this message. Get the fundies and freaks to waste their ballots, rather than vote for Romney?
Spread the word!
6/25/2012 3:45:16 AM
holy crap, it's a roundhouse of p.r.a.t.t's! no work needed \o/ w00t!!
6/25/2012 3:58:25 AM
Percy Q. Shunn
Umm, jesus can't be President. He wasn't born in America.
6/25/2012 4:06:35 AM
I'm ok with this.
6/25/2012 4:08:17 AM
Filin De Blanc
"Umm, jesus can't be President. He wasn't born in America."
Yeah, when is Jesus going to show us his birth certificate!? :P
6/25/2012 4:08:24 AM
Finally, a crazy fundie idea worth getting behind.
Although, I have a feeling this is going to be exposed as a Poe later today.
6/25/2012 4:13:03 AM
Raised by Horses
"So who is a Christian to vote for with a clear conscience? The answer is simple...JESUS!!!"
So... you're going to vote for a middle-eastern man who didn't speak a word of English and told his followers to give up all their possessions, yet you think Obama is a foreign-born socialist/communist/Marxist moose-limb and you have a problem with that.
Also, it's going to be awkward when President Jesus is forced present his birth certificate, and is unable to so much as prove his parentage.
6/25/2012 4:19:07 AM
Picking some third party fanatic would actually accomplish more than that.
"I could vote for someone who has no chance to win, but wait, I could be even more useless than that!!!"
Voting for a third party at least shows your support for said party.
6/25/2012 4:21:38 AM
Oh, yes, please, by all means! Jesus entered Jerusalem on an ass and you'll exit Washington on yours!
6/25/2012 4:37:28 AM
Jesus who? Thousands of dudes called Jesus. How are you gonna know which one of 'em won?
6/25/2012 4:43:50 AM
Jesus is not a natural born American. Where is his birth certificate?
6/25/2012 5:45:55 AM
So what happens when "Jesus" carries Texas, Mississippi, Tennesee, Kentucky, Alabama, both Carolinas and West Virginia?
6/25/2012 6:03:18 AM
My are they going to be upset when Jesus, the Hispanic car mechanic from California who put his name on the ballot to campaign for better school transport, is elected President and does nice things for all those horrible brown people that God hates.
6/25/2012 6:17:01 AM
Man, I know you want Jesus to return, but I don't think this is the way to do that.
Besides, let's say, hypothetically, that Jesus Christ did manage to win the 2012 election in our country, I can see many people contesting that He isn't a U.S. born citizen of the United States.
Lastly, I don't think Jesus Christ would be into the politics of the United States. I think He would be the, "If nominated, I will not run. If elected, I will not serve." kind of being.
6/25/2012 6:19:03 AM
Rob aka Mediancat
Not only was he not born in the US, he hasn't spent enough time in the US, and his mortal form is under the age of 35. He's ineligible by pretty much every other standard.
6/25/2012 6:52:58 AM
The problem is that there is no write-in option for president. Secondly, Jesus is not only not a natural-born citizen, if he even existed he died some 2000 years ago.
I do, however, just love the conundrum that conservative fundies find themselves in this November, having to vote for either a darkie gay-loving pro-abortion Muslim, or a Satanic cult member pretending to be Christian.
6/25/2012 7:09:42 AM
I 100% support this initiative.
6/25/2012 7:17:36 AM
Wow, he's off his rocker.
Also, do conservatives sincerely believe that Israel can do no wrong? Because every time a president decides not to let Israel boss him around, conservatives go on like he's the Antichrist.
6/25/2012 7:17:52 AM
Stupidest thing I've ever read. Thanks for helping our handsome president to get a second term, though.
God damn, you people are so fucking stupid it actually causes me pain.
6/25/2012 7:32:54 AM
An excellent idea. Less opposition to Obama.
6/25/2012 7:34:18 AM
Okay, vote for Jesus.
As for me, I'm going to write in George Washington...
6/25/2012 7:47:19 AM
Well, I'm pretty sure a requirement for the presidency is to be currently living.
6/25/2012 8:06:09 AM
Hey Bill, you do realize that Jesus can't run for president. He's not a natural born American.
6/25/2012 8:09:05 AM
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