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Some of the most popular vehicles for this subliminal propaganda are children's television shows, books, and toys. By getting their ideas into the minds of the young, they hope to be able to do the most damage to traditional values and belief. Shows like Pokemon, which features animals "evolving" into new forms, and popular movies like Jurassic Park and X-Men provide a continuous cultural fog of Evolutionism that is impossible for innocent children to escape from.

Apple Macintosh:

However, these propagandists aren't just targeting the young. Take for example Apple Computers, makers of the popular Macintosh line of computers. The real operating system hiding under the newest version of the Macintosh operating system (MacOS X) is called... Darwin! That's right, new Macs are based on Darwinism! While they currently don't advertise this fact to consumers, it is well known among the computer elite, who are mostly Atheists and Pagans. Furthermore, the Darwin OS is released under an "Open Source" license, which is just another name for Communism. They try to hide all of this under a facade of shiny, "lickable" buttons, but the truth has finally come out: Apple Computers promote Godless Darwinism and Communism.

But is this really such a shock? Lets look for a moment at Apple Computers. Founded by long haired hippies, this company has consistently supported 60's counter-cultural "values"2. But there are even darker undertones to this company than most are aware of. Consider the name of the company and its logo: an apple with a bite taken out of it. This is clearly a reference to the Fall, when Adam and Eve were tempted with an apple3 by the serpent. It is now Apple Computers offering us temptation, thereby aligning themselves with the forces of darkness4.

This company is well known for its cult-like following. It isn't much of a stretch to say that it is a cult. Consider co-founder and leader Steve Jobs' constant exhortation through advertising (i.e. mind control) that its followers should "think different". We have to ask ourselves: "think different from whom or what?" The disturbing answer is that they want us to think different than our Christian upbringing, to reject all the values that we have been taught and to heed not the message of the Lord Jesus Christ!

Given the now obvious anti-Christian and cultish nature of Apple Computers, is it any wonder that they have decided to base their newest operating system on Darwinism? This just reaffirms the position that Darwinism is an inherently anti-Christian philosophy spread through propaganda and subliminal trickery, not a science as its brainwashed followers would have us believe.


Dr. Richard Paley, Objective: Ministries 67 Comments [6/21/2012 8:36:20 AM]
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#1415343
WTFBBQ

To everyone who says you aren't supposed to lick the buttons: has it occurred to you that maybe you are wrong. I mean, I'm up to 15 wpm on my touchscreen, which has never been cleaner BTW. If you can think of a better way, I'm all noses.

6/21/2012 1:35:47 PM
#1415345
Creedence Leonore Gielgud

This may be parody, but Apple product users are cultish. They are always trying to convert you, and when that fails they ridicule, and insult you. They are every bit as bad as Christians, and Randroids/Paultards.

The More You Know: The Church of Satan's website was made with a Mac. They seem pretty proud of that fact for some reason (as opposed to mentioning relevant things used like php, XHTML, Javascript, etc.), but the site looks like shit anyway, so maybe Apple really did try to suppress this knowledge.

6/21/2012 1:37:39 PM
#1415363
Often Partisan

How is one of the biggest companies supporting Communism? I'm pretty sure Western commies don't approve of the exploitation that goes on in Apple factories in China...

At worst it's associated with Bourgeois Bohemians, come on!

6/21/2012 2:32:22 PM
#1415372
CleverScreenName

The word "evolutionism" never ceases to make me giggle.

6/21/2012 3:16:05 PM
#1415376
Xotan

POE

6/21/2012 3:31:49 PM
#1415381
Old Viking

The user name is great. It was a clergyman named Paley who offered the notorious "if you found a clock ..." analogy to support creationism. David Hume tore his ass off and handed it to him. Philosophically speaking, of course.

6/21/2012 3:38:12 PM
#1415394
LargeIB

This is one of the oldest fundie parodies on the internet. Where have you all been?

6/21/2012 3:49:20 PM
#1415400


Is it a poe?

6/21/2012 4:00:13 PM
#1415402
Agahnim

This has been known for a while to be a parody site. It gets a meh from me.

6/21/2012 4:06:50 PM
#1415416
Alencon

"Open Source" is another name for Communism? Obviously this wingnut doesn't know what either of those things are.

Ok, I've been Poed. LOL.

6/21/2012 4:45:18 PM
#1415417
freako104

Gotta be poe. Or very desperate to hate evolution

6/21/2012 4:45:20 PM
#1415423
John

So by the same reasoning, is Google trying to indoctrinate us to eat ice cream sandwiches?

6/21/2012 5:31:17 PM
#1415426


Parody site guys, relax

6/21/2012 6:16:39 PM
#1415427
Berny

It's got to be a Poe. He masterfully pushes all the right buttons to set off the fundies (Evolution, communism, Adam and Eve biting the apple - sheesh).
Are you sure this wasn't copy-pasted from the Onion or some other satyrical website?

6/21/2012 6:16:58 PM
#1415430
Tempus

Wasn't Objective: Ministries a parody site?

6/21/2012 6:22:33 PM
#1415432
The Duelist

@Nicole; do you have any evidence? It looks pretty genuine to me.

6/21/2012 6:30:20 PM
#1415436
Robespierre

Not everyone cares about your cult. Oh, POEd.

6/21/2012 7:09:41 PM
#1415437
il-Palazzo

The real operating system hiding under the newest version of the Macintosh operating system (MacOS X) is called... Darwin! That's right, new Macs are based on Darwinism!

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That's crazy talk. Everyone knows that Mac OSX "Lion" is based on Aslanism.

6/21/2012 7:11:10 PM
#1415455
Raised by Horses

@werewolf
'"Think different" is both grammatically and semantically wrong.'

Is it, though? I know flat adverbs grate on many peoples' nerves, but it seems that they are not entirely erroneous.

6/21/2012 8:09:27 PM
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Karana

I really hope this is a POE...seems so cliche.

6/21/2012 8:30:56 PM
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Ebon

Poe. Quite a good one though.

6/21/2012 9:41:52 PM
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rebel

What in the world is this bloke on about? I don't like apple, because it's sometimes sloppy and their products don't last very long, if I wasn't so lazy and dependent on iTunes, I would have never bought another iPod (kudos, marketing team). But seriously? Think different is a marketing strategy asking customers to think differently about their technology, propping Apple to convince customers it is different from it's competitors. Open source, you need to look up the definition before you espouse such nonsense, you quack! And maybe they just wanted to name the OS Darwin! For example, we have an entire town named Darwin, in the Northern Territory. Most people know it for being really hot and dry, not for being named after Charles Darwin. In fact, I'm willing to bet that not many people care about that fact. It's irrelevant!
Edit. This is a poe site? Oh thank Darwin!

6/21/2012 10:04:26 PM
#1415492


How did a quote from a notorious parody site get on here?

6/21/2012 11:25:57 PM
#1415493
Jekadu

This is a parody site.

6/21/2012 11:44:21 PM
#1415496
capello moderno

He's right about the cult: wasn't it really, really obnoxious to have to hear all that Steve Jobs is Gawd crap last year? The guy made computers that are white for christ sake.

"Don't be evil?" Then why the fuck do you have your computers assembled at the Foxconn plant in Shenzhen, where 16-year old Chinese girls work 70 weekly hours for a bare minimum. Work conditions are so appaling there that it lead to 12 worker suicides at the plant in the spring of 2010.

That's pretty poor for a "hippie"

6/22/2012 12:02:30 AM
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