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#1413606
OhJohnNo
Nicki Minaj's songs may be evil, but she is no demon.
6/16/2012 12:44:18 PM
#1413612
Apatheist
Crap, I've been on that section for months, how did I miss that nutter?
6/16/2012 1:14:21 PM
#1413619
J. James
What? People's eyes change? And you're pointing to YOUTUBE for proof?! Cuckoo! Cuckoo!
6/16/2012 1:57:45 PM
#1413623
A camera takes a faulty image, therefore demons exist. Riiiiigghhhttttt.
6/16/2012 2:06:29 PM
#1413624
Xotan
I believe that the southern states of the US is peopled by demons. they appear at night in white sheets and pointed hoods, with eyeslits for their slitty eyes. /sarcasm.
Actually, such are far more demonic than any imagined demons. Compared to them, atheists are saner, more reasonable and far less harmful.
6/16/2012 2:20:40 PM
#1413626
Berny
Eyes changing colour and shape? If it's from a music video on YouTube that's your answer right there.
That, and you're a gullible moron.
6/16/2012 2:25:28 PM
#1413627
The Duelist
POE>POE>POE>POE>POE>POE>POE>POE>POE>POE>POE>POE>POE>POE>POE>POE>POE>POE>POE>POE>POE>POE>POE>POE>POE>POE>POE>POE>POE>POE>POE>
END OF LINE.
6/16/2012 2:27:45 PM
#1413628
Voice of Humanity
Rofl at Psychonauts reference in source.
6/16/2012 2:29:06 PM
#1413633
Reynardine
I think they're called costume contacts and they do make you cry, you distelfink.
6/16/2012 3:02:07 PM
#1413636
Lady Evil
There are contact lenses that give people eyes odd colors and shapes.
In other news, some women are mixing beeswax with red or pink dye to put on their lips to make them shinier.
6/16/2012 3:12:27 PM
#1413643
Agahnim
...Buh?
6/16/2012 3:36:26 PM
#1413660
Big Jilm
Let's examine your batshit logic:
1. Things happen on youtube that I can't explain...
Therefore:
2. Jesus
Try again fuckstool.
6/16/2012 4:03:21 PM
#1413661
Old Viking
It's the old "Conjure Up the Demons of Eye Color" trick.
6/16/2012 4:04:01 PM
#1413664
Nicole
-sigh- Will these people and their "reptile eye proof!!!!" ever go away?
6/16/2012 4:06:02 PM
#1413669
myheadhurts
clearly god is a reptile
6/16/2012 4:13:25 PM
#1413674
tranz2deep
You DO know Michael Jackson trumped you waaaay back in the eighties, right?
*Laughing along with the late Mr. Vincent Price*
6/16/2012 4:30:42 PM
#1413677
John
Several decades ago, a photography magazine ran a cover story entitled "the end of photography as evidence for anything" - the point being, even before Photoshop, that anyone can alter a photo to show anything they want ... a UFO, Obama kissing Hitler, the Pope having sex with six year old, your mother blowing Seattle Slew, etc.
And few, if any, reptiles have blue eyes (blue tongues or blue skin, that's another matter ...)
6/16/2012 4:43:55 PM
#1413678
ScrappyB
Here's your reptile eyes, you dumbfuck:
http://extremesfx.com/halloween-contacts/cat-eye-contacts.html
Also, some people have oddly shaped pupils naturally due to a rare genetic defect:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cat_eye_syndrome
http://www.webmd.com/eye-health/cat-eye-syndrome
6/16/2012 4:55:58 PM
#1413680
Brendan Rizzo
@ Xotan:
So THAT'S why the South is incurably fundie... demons! It's all so obvious now...
6/16/2012 5:06:44 PM
#1413681
anevilmeme
David Icke is that you?
6/16/2012 5:11:36 PM
#1413683
DarcBird
Hmmm.... has anyone else (other than my beloved ex who is as crazy as all the other southern fundies) seen Alwa Daimon's eyes? (I know I got her name wrong, sorry... - she's that reporter on CNN who is always in the war zones...) Anyway, as she's talking on screen, her eyes seem to change from blue to green to brown etc. I'm not sure but I tried to explain that green eyes tend to "change" colour due to things like lighting etc...
6/16/2012 5:13:01 PM
#1413694
checkmate
Therapy can be very helpfull. Try it.
6/16/2012 5:42:32 PM
#1413702
Wehpudicabok
Well, I will certainly grant that Nicki Minaj sounds like she is possessed by a demon. I mean, when I hear her "sing," I usually want to smash something (if I am clear-headed, the source of her noise).
6/16/2012 6:03:32 PM
#1413708
shykid
6/16/2012 6:14:40 PM
#1413726
Paler_Face
Atheists if brown eyes move fast enough, can they turn blue with black slits? What's your explanation?
My explanation would be rectal extraction on your part.
6/16/2012 8:25:13 PM
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