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All Men Should Be Castrated? - International "Castration Day"

Some Feminists have considered this as an option. It is highly controversial.


Allow me to introduce myself...

My name is Krista, otherwise known as "The Femitheist". I am a female, a feminist, and someone who believes strongly in True Equality.

Now, I will begin explaining this entry before I post the actual article... for your discussion, of course.

Women MUST and WILL have equality, and this is the ONLY way to achieve TRUE equality. The testicles of all males, which produce the majority of their testosterone, are the primary cause of their violent behavior. The testicles also attribute greatly to many of the health problems men experience later in life (such as prostate cancer and, of course, testicular cancer).

~:The Solution... International Castration Day.:~

It is my belief (which I consider factual based on my research) that all men SHOULD be castrated. Not only for their own safety, but for the safety of all innocent women and children.

And, to achieve this...

The entire world should have an international holiday known as: "Castration Day"

Males of all ages will be brought to the public squares of their cities nude, to stand together in a circle, as they await castration by a woman known as "The Castrator", who will be a woman chosen from the public much like a juror.

Girls of all ages will attend, lining the streets to cheer and applaud the males as they join the rest of civilized society.

It will be a free vacation for any working woman. And, young girls will be able to leave school to attend this glorious ceremony.

The males will then have one hour to get to know their Castrator. Their female "spouse" will also be able to choose whether or not they would like to milk the male in order to retain a sperm sample.

If the male is too young for a "spouse", their mother or closest female relative will decide.

After this, the men will be given anesthetics. They will be placed on a table, where their Castrator will then slice open their ball-sack, remove their testicles, and the excess skin, stitch them up and clean them up.

They will be given thirty minutes to rest after the procedure.

Once the males have all been castrated, they will be grouped together again for one last look before walking nude back to their homes.

The women will then return to their jobs, schools, et cetera, and rejoice in the completion of yet another successful ceremony.

Any man who tries to evade this holiday, "Castration Day", should be murdered wherever they
are found (treated as a criminal, as it will be a crime not to attend). Or, forced to attend.
Regardless of age.

Any woman who disagrees should be provided therapy in order to free her from misogynistic indoctrination.

This holiday should replace the day known currently as "Father's Day".

If this practice were adopted officially all across the world, all war, crime, and violence would end.

We would have a true Eutopia, where peace reigns, and men do only what they exist for...

Breed.

Labor.

SERVE.

Die.

Likewise, the change of their hormones would make them less aggressive, and thus less likely to rape. It would also provide them with better health throughout their life, as the testicles are a major cause of health issues in males as they age.

All will profit from this...


And, I believe this will come to be someday soon.

Thanks for your consideration!

Femitheist Divine, The New Era of Feminism 345 Comments [6/14/2012 3:32:39 AM]
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#1413069
shykid

Yeah, ok, you try to take a sharp object to my nads and see what happens, you sick fuck.

I really, really hope this is a Poe, otherwise this deranged bitch needs to be in an asylum.

6/14/2012 9:35:49 AM

#1413071


"All Men Should Be Castrated?... It is highly controversial."

No kidding? Lopping off all men's gonads is controversial?

6/14/2012 9:44:35 AM

#1413074
Papabear

"We would have a true Eutopia, where peace reigns..."

Yeah, then you all grow old, weak and infirm and are eating by dingos. No more lesbians... or anyone else. Your castrated men CAN'T breed, you moron.

6/14/2012 9:47:38 AM

#1413084
Osiris

This reminds me of a D&D story I read on 4chan. It's kind of famous so you might know it.

So the setup is that the adventurers are in a country that is being built by refugees from a massive, continent spanning war. Because of the war there's a lot of single women and widows in positions of power in this new country. There are five members in the player group, I don't know who they all were but there was a barbarian played by a guy, a warlord also played by a guy, and two girls. One of the girls was normal and a great player, and the other one was one of these people, who played a bard.

Because she was one of these "feminists", even though using the word is an insult to real feminists, she basically refused to buff any of the males in the party, which was most of the party. She became massively overprotective of any woman the players came across, even to the point of not letting any male talk to one.
Anyway one day the party is given a chance to speak before the queen of this new country.

Immediately the bard takes the stage and starts running off about how war is the result of men and that everything wrong in the world is their fault. Then things take a turn for the insane when she starts proposing a ritual that would put all men in the world into a permanent coma while giving half of all women in the world penis so reproduction could continue. Then she started going on about how society would become rearranged and it's pretty terrifying how much though she had been putting into this. To make matters worse she is a bard, with an obscene charisma and Diplomacy/Bluff scores and she starts passing her checks to convince the queen.

Feed up with this the barbarian yells "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU WHOOOOOOOOOOOORE!" and starts cleaving the shit out of her. Naturally the player of the bard starts freaking out about being attacked by one of the players. She tries fighting back but the barbarian just keeps wailing on her with three attacks per round. When she's down into negative hit points and unconscious the other girl, who was playing a fighter, walks up and delivers the killing blow and says:
"Some of us like MEN attached to dicks, you selfish cunt."

6/14/2012 9:58:36 AM

#1413092


I'd like to see a debate between this person and "the (un)amazing atheist," who threatens to rape people he doesn't like.

6/14/2012 10:23:50 AM

#1413094
Ludd

Yeah that's a great plan. Hopefully this trend will continue into future generations of the human ra - oh wait.....

6/14/2012 10:28:48 AM

#1413099


Hope you have dildoes.

6/14/2012 10:33:17 AM

#1413101
TheReasonator

"If this practice were adopted officially all across the world, all war, crime, and VIOLENCE would end."

Except of course you know the forced castrations.

6/14/2012 10:49:07 AM

#1413110
J. James

Oh my GOD! I don't usually use the term, but you are literally a FEMINAZI! Nazi Nazi Nazi Nazi Nazi Nazi!!! It's like the Hunger Games meets Auchwitz!

Stay AWAY from my manhood, you fucking psycho!

6/14/2012 11:28:04 AM

#1413116
Old Viking

You'll get my testicles when you pry them out of my cold, dead hand.

6/14/2012 11:37:47 AM

#1413117
Zagen30

This has to be a poe, no matter how elaborate the setup.

6/14/2012 11:37:54 AM

#1413118
Ren

Guys, does anyone really think this isn't a poe?

....

really?

6/14/2012 11:41:06 AM

#1413122
fishtank

Somehow I feel that us guys wouldn't profit from this.

6/14/2012 11:50:42 AM

#1413123
Skatepunk

Holy Crap! I hope to God this is a troll!

And what's worse? This bitch justifies Rush Limbaugh's femi-Nazi rants!

6/14/2012 11:50:54 AM

#1413126


Wow, it seems the sexists on both sides are having an arms race to see which side can output more crazy.

Although on different sides of the gender divide, they do have many things in common.
What is it with these people and their desire to control the reproductive organs of the opposite sex?

6/14/2012 12:05:13 PM

#1413128
Krystal H.

This would be a great plot for a dystopian novel....

6/14/2012 12:15:57 PM

#1413129
Tempus

@Ren: the definition of a Poe is that without a clear indication of the author's intent, it is difficult or impossible to tell the difference between sincere extremism and an exaggerated parody of extremism.

There are people who think like this, just like there are people who would save the environment from humanity by committing genocide, or who would imprison, exile or outright summarily execute anyone in the borders of the United States found guilty of homosexuality or heresy.

For all that people play these roles to the hilt as satire, the reason the satire works in the first place is because someone, somewhere, ain't foolin'. No matter how crazy you try to act, someone really is that crazy--or crazier.

6/14/2012 12:23:50 PM

#1413131
whatever

@#1413092
"I'd like to see a debate between this person and "the (un)amazing atheist," who threatens to rape people he doesn't like."

I don't believe TJ was being serious with the "rape threat". It would be much better for her to debate with Richard "The Dick" Coughlan!

6/14/2012 12:44:06 PM

#1413132
Meeeh

Please get some mental health care - you are in dire need of treatment!

6/14/2012 12:52:43 PM

#1413134


Dear Femitheist: /d/ is that-a-way.

6/14/2012 12:57:24 PM

#1413137
Lotus-thing

Lady, you are creepy. Creepy and wrong and either mentally ill, or evil.

6/14/2012 1:01:25 PM

#1413140


I feel like I'm Dr. TC talking to Tyler the Creator... "What the fuck, man... I'm just, speechless. You obviously have some fucking problems."

6/14/2012 1:24:40 PM

#1413143


What did my testicles ever do to you?

6/14/2012 1:39:37 PM

#1413148
The Duelist

Wait for it...

NOW GO GET ME A SANDWICH, WOMAN!!

6/14/2012 1:57:50 PM

#1413151
cantoz

she isnt a poe or a troll u people need to wake up.

http://i46.tinypic.com/a2acr5.png
http://i46.tinypic.com/szcxw4.png
http://oi45.tinypic.com/10mncjr.jpg
http://oi50.tinypic.com/2u6mbna.jpg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZdH8ReCK8H4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=83Hsfl5AIDc

6/14/2012 2:07:51 PM
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