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When we ingest other living things, the DNA of those living things (fruits, vegetables, nuts, meats, etc.) just happens to be compatible with our DNA so that cellular respiration can take place. If it were not for the fact that our DNA is so akin to all other living things, we could not eat. If we could not eat, we would die.

Is the process of eating and cellular respiration the result of a mere fluke of evolution? Alternatively, could it be that a common Designer made certain that the process of eating and cellular respiration would function in such a precise and perfect manner? Which answer appears to be the most probable to you?

If the supposed cosmic and random happenstance of evolution was the real reason that all living things exist, why, when, and how did this happenstance mechanism decide that living things needed to eat anything in the first place? Would it not be odd that evolution should come up with the idea of food and energy creation through cellular respiration?

Cellular respiration is an astoundingly complex, energy-expending system. Yet in order for life to be sustained, living things must have other living things to ingest. What an odd thing for a mere cosmic coincidence to develop, by random generation. Is it not a strange convenience for evolution that all living things have such unimaginable DNA similarity that cellular respiration is possible?

Carl Gallups, WND 57 Comments [6/13/2012 3:41:17 PM]
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#1412695
Reynardine

Well, for example, you are what you eat. Have some more nuts.

6/13/2012 3:43:56 PM

#1412696
Reckoner

Organisms eat other organisms, therefore God exists. That's some brilliant logic there.

6/13/2012 3:43:59 PM

#1412702
Zimmer

*Yawn*

One argument from ignorance, two arguments from ignorance, three arguments from ignorance...

YOU LOSE! GOOD-DAY SIR.

6/13/2012 3:56:04 PM

#1412703
QuasiRodent

I... what?
I had a better grasp of how digestion worked when I was 6.

6/13/2012 3:57:50 PM

#1412707
motobreath137

Actually, a lot of single celled organisms do not require other living things to eat. And what does the consuming of DNA have to do with breathing? Can anyone clarify what the hell he is trying to say?

6/13/2012 4:13:28 PM

#1412708
motobreath137

Also, the fact that every living thing is related to some degree is evidence that we all share a common origin, not a creator. If a designer made everything separate from one another, then no species should share DNA with another.

6/13/2012 4:16:46 PM

#1412717
Tatsukun

So, you don't understand DNA, and you don't understand evolution, thus there is a wizard in the sky who wants me to wear magic underwear and hate on gays. Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight...

6/13/2012 4:27:28 PM

#1412730
Apatheist

If it functioned perfectly, there'd be no waste. Hell, why couldn't we use photosynthesis if God can do whatever the fuck he wants?

6/13/2012 4:50:50 PM

#1412735
Dewey Cheatham

Carl, go back to HS Biology class. Please stay awake this time so you actually understand what "cellular respiration" is and why it is astonishingly *conserved* across life forms.

6/13/2012 5:08:57 PM

#1412740


"...energy creation through cellular respiration?" and then IMMEDIATELY after "Cellular respiration is an...energy-expending system."

Way to blatantly contradict yourself and prove that you have no idea wtf you're talking about.


6/13/2012 5:15:09 PM

#1412744
Brendan Rizzo

Apparently Mr. Gallups is unaware of photosynthesis.

6/13/2012 5:16:24 PM

#1412749
pete

The DNA of food has nothing to do with anything. Chemistry does. The fact that many living things are edible is because all living things are based on the same chemistry. The reason for that is that all living things are descended from the same original organisms. The fact that many living things are inedible and/or toxic is because they have evolved ways to avoid being eaten.

6/13/2012 5:21:31 PM

#1412752
Ebon

Where to even start?

6/13/2012 5:24:30 PM

#1412753
John

Yet in order for life to be sustained, living things must have other living things to ingest.

Wrong. Plants, with a few bizarre exceptions, don't ingest other living things.

6/13/2012 5:25:44 PM

#1412755
Alencon

They just can't understand "cause and effect" can they?

I might also point out that most plants (which are living things) don't ingest other living things. They use a little trick called "photosynthesis."

6/13/2012 5:27:27 PM

#1412762
J. James

Your body does not give two shits what organic material it eats so long as it's not poisonous. DNA doesn't have to be "compatible". At all. I wonder where you got that idea from, if you didn't just pull it from your ass.

6/13/2012 5:49:56 PM

#1412764
Mudak

My DNA doesn't need to be compatible with that of the food I eat, in order for me to digest it. That'll all get broken down by the chemicals in my stomach and intestines -- carbs, proteins, and fats -- and the DNA information will long be gone by the time it reaches my bloodstream.

6/13/2012 5:54:47 PM

#1412768
Osiris

Is the process of eating and cellular respiration the result of a mere fluke of evolution?
No, it's a result of the conservation of mass and energy. We need extra mass and energy to grow and as animals we gain that by eating other organic compounds. The reason why all life on Earth uses DNA is because all life on Earth is descended ultimately from the same common ancestor.
It's not a coincidence at all.

6/13/2012 6:05:37 PM

#1412777
gaijinlaw

What in the abhorrent name of dread Cthulhu are you yammering about? There is so much fail here that I don't wanna attempt to list it all. Let me just ask where you got the notion that DNA similarity is even close to relevant when it comes to foodstuffs. If that were the case, wouldn't cannibalism be the healthiest diet of all?

6/13/2012 6:17:47 PM

#1412786
Raised by Horses

Argumentum ad It's Gotta Be God! It's Just Gotta Be!

6/13/2012 6:51:11 PM

#1412787
Godlesspanther

Carl is an ignorant buffoon -- therefor god exists.

6/13/2012 6:52:50 PM

#1412796
rebel

Geez, we did the digestive system for a project during year 5. Carl, you would have gotten an F-

6/13/2012 7:16:25 PM

#1412803
Old Viking

Complex? Goddidit.

6/13/2012 7:21:10 PM

#1412809
Night Jaguar

Is it not a strange convenience for evolution that all living things have such unimaginable DNA similarity that cellular respiration is possible?

No.

Ignoring your ignorance about DNA, ingestion and cellular respiration for the moment, common descent would predict similarities in DNA, you fuckin' idiot.

6/13/2012 7:58:19 PM

#1412810
Sasha

What is unimaginable about DNA similarity in organisms that evolved on the same planet? That's exactly what we would expect to see.

6/13/2012 8:18:04 PM
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