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I think the popularity with vampires is based on anne ric. She recast them into the perfect men for modern women, wealthy, effeminate, hair always just right yet super bad ass, super sexy, in touch with their feminine side, their bite is sexual pleasure beyond orgasm etc. Its all the silly shit that gets women wet rolled into one package

and it’s part of the war on Christ. The 1st vampire story people know about is; he became a vampire when he cursed God and now he’s “free from morality” and near God like in power himself

which makes sense because feminism itself is part of the war on God and Christ

stonelifter, Occidental Dissent 71 Comments [6/18/2012 3:27:59 AM]
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#1413991

autofire

Who the hell is "anne ric"?

Also, STFU.

6/18/2012 3:32:18 AM

#1413993

C_V

you don't know jack about vampire legend, no surprise since you don't even know your own zombie legend.

6/18/2012 3:40:41 AM

#1413995

LAchlan

Translates to "I can't get laid and its because of vampires!"

6/18/2012 3:46:31 AM

#1414003

rallymodeller

Ironic, 'cause Ms. Rice became one of youse guys for a while there. Then she dropped it 'cause she was offended by just how offensive you really are.

That says something, methinks.

6/18/2012 3:56:05 AM

#1414008

Filin De Blanc

Vampires have always been sexual, and it's not just women who have vampire kinks. They're the perfect sexual partners for anyone with a thing about dominance, or blood, or biting.

6/18/2012 3:58:55 AM

#1414019

Goldie

Someone has an unfulfilled homoerotic vamp fetish...

6/18/2012 4:44:37 AM

#1414020

Frelus

I guess he means the story of Cain, right?
I only heard about it when I was deep into fantasy already, playing vampire: the masquerade: bloodlines.
I liked vampires looong before that.

6/18/2012 4:50:21 AM

#1414021

Often Partisan

Well the vampirism = sex thing is a genuine part of the mythos other than that you lose.

6/18/2012 4:52:05 AM

#1414025

Reynardine

I admit I don't know a damned thing about modern vampire fiction, even though I have written a screenplay for "Dracula". Nonetheless, until recently, the authors of vampire fiction were men, and they appeared to be writing about everything that made men nervous. The infamous "baptism scene" in "Dracula" is clearly a male lactation fantasy, and though psychiatry has rarely addressed this issue, Madison Avenue sure has (remember the early Daisy Sour Cream ads?) Now we have this poor Occidental Conception decompensating over these male-created fears. Too bad.

6/18/2012 5:10:54 AM

#1414032

Nicole

Okay, first paragraph, not so bad.

The rest of it... *facepalm*

6/18/2012 5:33:27 AM

#1414036

Xotan

The history of the vampire in literature goes way back beyond Anne Rice. It's possibly greatest exponent was Bram Stoker. I was born in the same city he came from almost 100 years after his birth and have read his writing extensively. His book is a morality tale. I suppose morality would have to bite Stonelifter on the arse before he would recognise it in the book. The literatue genre even goes abck to Polidori in the early 1800s.

But what does this mean: "...and it’s part of the war on Christ. The 1st vampire story people know about is; he became a vampire..."

What this says is that Jesus became a vampire. Well, eating his flesh is a bit icky. Drinking his blood make people vampire, I suppose. Of course the use of language here is so cack-handed that nonsense is bound to feature.

There is a wonderful gay Vampire in Polanski's "Fearless Vampire Killers" aka "The Dance of the Vampires" Makes a lot more sense that Stonelifters word salad.

6/18/2012 5:40:35 AM

#1414037

Mister Spak

"which makes sense because feminism itself is part of the war on God and Christ"

Yes, feminists forced this christian nation to allow women to vote. Vampires were an integral part of the sufferagette movement.

6/18/2012 5:41:56 AM

#1414044

Filin De Blanc

"Vampires were an integral part of the sufferagette movement."

I would so watch that movie.

6/18/2012 5:49:18 AM

#1414046

Brendan Rizzo

I'm sorry. There is no such person as Anne Ric. Please learn how to spell.

6/18/2012 5:51:33 AM

#1414049

Was almost an argument until he said, "...all the silly shit that gets women..." In other words, I believe we have another loveshy candidate here! Look, it is obviously not his fault, it's those godless vampires! *rolls eyes*

6/18/2012 5:55:17 AM

#1414050

Churchy LaFemme

Actually, being "near God like in power" sounds pretty neat. Maybe the vampires should take over. Your God has been resting on his laurels for the past couple of millenia, and hasn't anything close to what he supposedly did back in the day.

6/18/2012 5:57:16 AM

#1414052

Reynardine

Xotan, if I am not mistaken, Stoker himself was influenced by Sheridan Le Fanu's "Carmilla", a rather prolix and heavy-handed work that is transparently about the fear of one's pure daughter being led astray by her female chums. If memory serves me, Le Fanu was also Irish, but definitely male. More men-made-nervous stuff...

6/18/2012 5:59:20 AM

#1414059

The Wild One, Forever

You probably see everything as a War on Christ, including Spaghettios, sidewalks, and milkshakes. War FOR Christ is probably OK with you, though.

6/18/2012 6:19:05 AM

#1414060

Doubting Thomas

and it’s part of the war on Christ.

See? This is what I was talking about on the other thread. These people are so insane that they think that portraying anything that they even remotely dislike is a "war" on Christianity. Like it's not possible to just be into zombies or vampires just for the fun of it, it's somehow all part of a big plan designed to destroy Christianity. If your religion is so fragile that it's threatened by people being interested in anything which doesn't mention Jesus, then it should be destroyed.

6/18/2012 6:20:26 AM

#1414065

D Laurier

"I think the popularity with vampires is based on anne ric."
Then you haven't been paying attention to the media for the last 100, plus years.
And it's Anne Rice. Try to get the names right.

6/18/2012 6:34:56 AM

#1414081

Deep Search

I'm pretty sure there were sexy Vampires before Rice. And I'm pretty sure that doesn't have a lot to do with Feminism or having wars with Jesus.

And of course anything that arouses women is "silly shit." What is important is what arouses men, gosh. And men couldn't like vampires, jeez. Although I'd guess Lestat is sexy to many and he's not very "feminine."

6/18/2012 7:26:21 AM

#1414082

Mayhem

It was Bela Lugosi who added the suaveness in Dracula, and Frank Langella that brought real sexuality into it. They were long before Anne Rice.

6/18/2012 7:27:01 AM

#1414083

breakerslion

Sorry stonelifter, that was supposed to be part of the war on Chris. Pesky spelling mistakes are ruining it for everyone!

By the way, would a stale wafer transubstantiate into flesh that needs a shower? Just curious.

6/18/2012 7:27:53 AM

#1414089

Reynardine

Carmilla was an extremely sexy vampire who wasn't into guys, but I guess Le Fanu liked to watch.

6/18/2012 7:53:51 AM

#1414094

John

So are you saying that when you worship God, He rewards you by giving you cancer, having your children raped and destroying your town with a tornado; whereas when you curse God, you get free from His rules and acquire God-like powers yourself? Wow. Tough choice!

6/18/2012 8:02:13 AM

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