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I had a lesbian friend on facebook. I thought she wasn’t a lesbian because her partner looked just like Drew Carey. They tricked me, and they will trick you too!!! Don’t be fooled by their often hideous appearance and attempts to look like a man. After realizing the mistake I had made I threw up in my mouth and promptly deleted them from my friends list. No man should be tricked like that. It’s wrong!!! I can’t look at Drew Carey without seeing that disgusting beast of a woman now.

Mattius Maximus, Moonbattery 41 Comments [6/11/2012 3:32:02 AM]
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Submitted By: Rabbit of Caerbannog
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Rabbit of Caerbannog


6/11/2012 1:18:57 PM
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checkmate

Don’t be fooled by their often hideous appearance and attempts to look like a man.

For some reason we're always being told all lesbians look like members of the cold war era Bulgarian women's shot put team.

Sure, there are some butch tomboy ones, but I personally know a few absolutely knock-down-dead beautiful lesbian women. I mean, really gorgeous.

I know quite a few lesbian women. A few of them "play the part" so to say, but as far as most of them are concerned, I'd never know if I didn't know already.

6/11/2012 1:55:56 PM
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Greater Good

(Irish drinking song go...)

Ooooooo...hi-dee-hi-dee-hi-dee-hi-dee-hi-dee-hi!

I had a friend on Facebook
She was really cute
But I learned she was a lesbian
So I gave her the boot
If only her partner were hot
Instead she was scary
Now everytime I see a woman
I think of Drew Carey!

6/11/2012 3:07:40 PM
#1412159
Xotan

Poor Mattius. A victim of his own bigotry. Pitiful!

6/11/2012 3:09:08 PM
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clockworkgirl21

This reminds me of that scene in The Drew Carey Show when Drew wanted Kate to ask a woman out for him, and she wouldn't. He said, "Fine, then say goodbye to your jealous lesbian lover."

6/11/2012 3:57:06 PM
#1412269
LogicalAgnostic

Oh wow a fundy actually acknowledging and hating on lesbians? Wow this is RARE! O.o

But... fuck you anyways! If a woman wants to look like a man or be a man then that's her business and she has every right! You should even consider that a compliment to the male populace and I bet her gf would do a better job at being a man than you are! Threw up in your mouth a little and deleted them? GROW THE FUCK UP.

6/11/2012 9:06:23 PM
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NearlySane

If Drew Carey is a disgusting beast then perhaps he is turning women gay

6/12/2012 7:11:59 AM
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A+ comment thread here, guys. XD

6/12/2012 8:21:54 AM
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Fundies Make Me Sick

What a shallow human being.

6/12/2012 10:40:20 AM
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Nagol

I know the feeling. I found out one of my friends on facebook was a judgmental, homophobic bigot and I deleted him instantly. That type of inhuman hatred just makes me sick.

6/12/2012 10:42:14 AM
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UHM

Well, somebody's pissed he can't bang that chick. Damn lesbians looking like normal people!

6/13/2012 11:40:07 AM
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Filin De Blanc

Oh no, androgyny! It's the end of the world!

6/13/2012 2:51:42 PM
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Blarghonius

Words of a man who will never get laid unless he pays cash up front.

6/13/2012 3:23:49 PM
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NonProphet

How did they "trick" you? If you just assumed that woman was straight, that's YOUR fault, not theirs.

But I suppose a fundie actually taking responsibility for something is too much to ask.

6/13/2012 9:18:49 PM
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SpukiKitty

"Tricked"?

Did this bozo assume the Drew-Carey-A-Like was a male?

6/14/2012 3:54:45 AM
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HappyGazpacho

"Now it's time for everyone's favorite game: Scenes from a Hat!"
"Things you can say about your facebook friends, but not your girlfriend."

"My God! She looks like Drew Carey!"

7/24/2012 9:31:12 AM
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