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#1409118
\m/>_<\m/
at least he's aptly named!
wtf doesn't even begin to cover this level of crazy!
6/2/2012 10:34:21 AM
#1409139
Alethe
To the OP's defense, I must say the last sentence is one of the claims in Fritz Springmeier's Bloodlines of the Illuminati.
Yeah, I have strange interests :)
6/2/2012 11:19:26 AM
#1409176
Reynardine
Above top secret...beyond trite...beneath contempt.
6/2/2012 1:39:47 PM
#1409192
Brendan Rizzo
I feel sorry for anyone with the surname Rothschild who isn't a descendent of ol' Mayer Amschel. Conspiracy theorists probably go out of their way to make their lives hell.
6/2/2012 3:19:46 PM
#1409224
farpadokly
And your evidence for this claim is... what? You don't have any?
6/2/2012 5:18:23 PM
#1409231
Ebon
The Illuminati haven't existed in about three hundred years and were only powerful on a local level when they did.
If you have evidence of any of this, kindly present it to historians who would find it a fascinating contribution to our knowledge of the Hitler's background.
Otherwise, STFU.
6/2/2012 5:32:10 PM
#1409246
Raised by Horses
Poe? Surely, the clue is in the user name.
6/2/2012 6:53:20 PM
#1409271
Rabbit of Caerbannog
Well he lives up to his name, I'll give him that.
6/2/2012 8:11:49 PM
#1409292
Doubting Thomas
Loony conservative is a most valid description.
6/2/2012 9:32:00 PM
#1409324
As you all know, the president of the U.S. serves illuminati interests because of pizza pockets. They're warm and delicious, therefore Hitler. Since our president is half black, that means all black people are Nazis who serve the Freemasons their mystical peanut butter and jelly sandwiches that allow them to turn penicillin into AIDS.
6/2/2012 11:20:12 PM
#1409416
aaa
Well then.
6/3/2012 8:21:19 AM
#1409459
Reynardine
I forgot to ask: Where are the grey Merovingian space lizards?
6/3/2012 1:13:00 PM
#1409464
Vman
@ #1409324
Go to Above Top Secret and post this. Seriously.
6/3/2012 2:31:37 PM
#1409467
Tell me of these... sexy rituals.
6/3/2012 3:15:27 PM
#1410016
Percy Q. Shunn
I'm eagerly awaiting more delicious insanity from this most-aptly named contributor!
6/5/2012 3:59:16 AM
#1410036
Table Rock
And Obama's 2nd cousin, twice removed has a boyfriend that once changed planes in Austria. He may have had a child out of wedlock while there, but sources can neither confirm nor deny.
6/5/2012 5:07:02 AM
#1410126
Papabear
Well, you got the "loony" part correct.
6/5/2012 8:48:19 AM
#1410304
werewolf
Well, then, he'd be Adolf Illuminati Rothschild, wouldn't he? Godwin's Law would be moot, then.
6/5/2012 7:32:19 PM
#1410740
Wait, so Hitler was Jewish now?
6/7/2012 12:18:27 AM
#1410940
shykid
POE
6/8/2012 12:46:08 AM
#1413404
jim
Ooooops! I accidentally got one of my servents pregnant. Time to send the meaningless worker drone back to her hole in the mud village.
BUT HER GRANDSON WILL RULE THE EARTH!
Mwwwwwwwwwwwwwuuuhahahahahahahahahahah!
6/15/2012 1:45:14 PM
#1413657
Agahnim
Well, at least the username is honest.
6/16/2012 3:59:50 PM
#1414473
Anon E Mouse
That's a pretty interesting argument you have there. One problem. LoonyConservative is a Rothschild.
Prove me wrong.
6/19/2012 6:24:06 AM
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