Quote# 87611[This was one of his comments on his own post which was called "Queers Recruit".]
Well this was back around the 1970's-1980's.
Friendships are impossible with these guys. They never stop trying to fuck me. Even bisexual guys. I tell them I’m straight and it never stops them. They just keep on trying. You either have to end the friendship or kill them. A few times I felt like killing them, honestly.
Gay men are way healthier than most seriously bisexual guys. Most of the bi guys I’ve known were kind of fucked in the head, and their almost all head-fucked about their bisexuality, generally they are in denial about it. One guy was a neighbor and he kept trying to fuck me. I ended the friendship rather violently. The cops got called and everything. I took a baseball bat and put a fuckin hole in his front door! Leave me alone, faggot!
Well, that put a stop to that. Then I told people he was bi. He was furious! He was NOT bisexual! He was going to kick my ass for saying that. A lot of those guys are like that. They fuck guys, but if you point it out, they get furious and threaten to kick your ass.
And a LOT of them are married too, and even have kids, often young kids. Really weird. I just met another one the other day. I was flattered that a beautiful 28 year old human wanted to fuck me, but it was the wrong damned gender!
I see why guys do it though. Sex with guys is so easy. Easy as filling up your gas tank. Getting sex from women is such a hassle a lot of the time.
Robert Lindsay, Robert Lindsay 63 Comments
[6/2/2012 4:56:23 AM]
Fundie Index: 85
Submitted By: Wykked Wytch
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Don't flatter yourself.
6/2/2012 5:01:37 AM
Yes, I'm sure everyone's just throwing themselves at your feet.
6/2/2012 5:06:43 AM
Sorry to break this to you, Bob, but when they say "Go fuck yourself, asshole," that's not an invitation to anal sex.
6/2/2012 5:17:01 AM
Filin De Blanc
What a load of crap.
6/2/2012 5:21:18 AM
I think Mr. Lindsay is just waiting for a big strong bear quell his violent temper with some burly mansex.
6/2/2012 5:32:14 AM
Somebody walking behind you is not attempting to fuck you. Saying hello is not attempting to fuck you. In fact the phrase " Fuck you" is not even a question.
6/2/2012 5:34:58 AM
There's enough projection here to run about ten IMAXes. Wow.
6/2/2012 5:45:19 AM
Well, who could resist this dude?
I'm straight, but even I feel like turning gay just to give him a bit of man-loving. rawr.
Oh dear, did he just recruit me?
6/2/2012 6:01:06 AM
Animals! Animals! They're all after one thing! (Mine)
It's called erotic paranoia, folks.
6/2/2012 6:01:36 AM
This just screams out for that.
6/2/2012 6:11:03 AM
Methinks Robert has never ever met a real gay person, he is however projecting his own fantasies
6/2/2012 6:21:31 AM
This reminds me of something I noticed back in high school. When straight men who have little to no experience with knowingly hanging out with a gay or bi man and then suddenly meet one or learn about one being their friend already they tend to instantly assume they're automatically interested in them. It makes me wonder if they've just been misinformed or they really have that huge of an ego.
6/2/2012 6:25:45 AM
I took a baseball bat and put a fuckin hole in his front door! Leave me alone, faggot!
Yeah, I can see how you might react like that to unwelcome advances from the wrong sex. Not.
6/2/2012 6:30:15 AM
Sounds more like wishful thinking to me.
6/2/2012 6:47:39 AM
"Friendships are impossible with these guys. They never stop trying to fuck me. Even bisexual guys."
You seem very full of yourself.
"I see why guys do it though. Sex with guys is so easy. Easy as filling up your gas tank."
Speaking from personal experience, no doubt.
6/2/2012 6:51:40 AM
Yes, I'm sure that every single gay person wants to fuck you, you irresistible stud.
6/2/2012 6:57:01 AM
Bitch, please. Nobody wants to fuck you.
6/2/2012 7:04:33 AM
I have a feeling you instigated some of this...
Actually, I have a feeling this rant of yours was entirely made up...
Actually, I have a feeling that this rant is merely your own homosexual tendencies desperately seeking for an escape...
6/2/2012 7:04:34 AM
I get the strong impression that someone has rather graphic BDSM fantasies involving an all-male cast. He really needs to step out of that closet.
6/2/2012 7:09:43 AM
It seems that this guy has gotten lost in the closet. Either that or he's lying for Jesus.
6/2/2012 7:33:37 AM
Ok, so you got violent, put a baseball bat through his front door and slandered him. Why are you surprised he wanted to beat the shit out of you?
6/2/2012 7:35:31 AM
Filin De Blanc
This guy is gayer than Elton John. No straight man spends his spare time thinking about men desperately wanting to screw him.
6/2/2012 7:35:41 AM
> I took a baseball bat and put a fuckin hole in his front door! Leave me alone, faggot!
Okay, so here we have a bisexual guy who was never crazy enough to make a fucking hole in a door with a baseball bat. And another guy who was just that crazy.
So who's crazier?
> He was furious! He was NOT bisexual! He was going to kick my ass for saying that.
Oooh, sure, he was being all tough and confrontative - yet he still hasn't made a hole in your fucking front door with a fucking baseball bat.
> I see why guys do it though. Sex with guys is so easy. Easy as filling up your gas tank. Getting sex from women is such a hassle a lot of the time.
LoveShy is that-a-way! You'll probably fit right in with your multiple socio-psychological issues.
6/2/2012 7:44:25 AM
Not getting it from anyone of any gender,
6/2/2012 7:57:12 AM
As a bisexual person, I would entreat to Mister Lindsay that he kindly go fornicate himself with a railroad spike, because no self-respecting human being, let alone any bisexual, is going to touch that with a ten metre pole.
Oh, and I love that he finds the need to add a little bit of sexism on the end there. Classy stuff.
Yes good. We need more links the The Onion on this website.
I'm going to go with the 'enormous ego' thing.
6/2/2012 8:07:16 AM
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