Quote# 87513

I've said it before and I will say it again: far from being an irrelevant bit of trivia, this is the most crucial factor in the Obastard presidency.

It if is proved, now or later, that he is NOT a natural-born citizen, then constitutionally he was never the President. Therefore:

• Since 20 January 2009 the United States has been without a president.
• NOTHING that he did while falsely in office is valid.
• Every law that he signed is null and void. ObamaCare was never a law.
• Every EO that he issued is erased.
• Every military action that he authorized was illegal.
• Every dollar of federal expenditure that he approved was spent without authorization.
• The takeovers of GM and Chrysler were illegal.
• The moratoriums on oil exploration were illegal.
• Every treaty that he signed was invalid.
• Every appointment that he made was negated. The SCOTUS therefore has two members who are there illegally.

And on and on. If he is demonstrated to have been in office fraudulently, this country faces a constitutional crisis that could quite literally destroy it. The only question is, should we just bury it and hope that no one ever finds out the truth, or should we press for what is right and damn the consequences?

Closing thought from Moo-chelle:

"Barack has led by example. When we took our trip to Africa, and visited his home country in Kenya..."

OH NOES! The Sasquatch is a birther!!!!!!!

DoctorDoom, Where Liberty Dwells 26 Comments [5/26/2012 3:16:08 AM]
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And Osama Bin Ladin is still alive.

5/26/2012 3:56:03 AM


Good thing that will never happen, then. Are these people really stupid enough to think his parents made sure to plant that fake birth announcement in the Hawaiian newspaper on the off chance he would run for President someday?

And seriously, it doesn't matter where he was born, because one of his parents was an American citizen

5/26/2012 5:01:49 AM


Stop fretting. Even if you did find something to impeach Obama over, there's no way it would be retroactive.

Ho, and that Michelle comment, classy. You're a gentleman for sure!

5/26/2012 5:23:52 AM

Percy Q. Shunn

5/26/2012 6:13:31 AM


Crap, it's that Doombot imposter again. The real Doom should really get those things examined if they have a tendency to become such raving idiots.

5/26/2012 6:49:33 AM


lolzorz to the highest degree. they're getting desperate to erase the "black guy"'s passage in the white house, aren't they?

5/26/2012 6:51:40 AM

Brendan Rizzo

Obama was born in the US. You lose.

Oh, and can someone add this to Doom's wall of shame on FSTDT's TV Tropes article, please? We want to keep it up-to-date.

5/26/2012 7:04:32 AM

Raised by Horses

Hey, you know what? You're absolutely right!

...except that your initial premise is invalid, and not supported by a single shred of evidence. Which means you are absolutely fucking wrong. Here's your dunce cap. Go sit in the corner.

5/26/2012 7:04:45 AM


You can hear this man jizzing his pants just by reading this awful piece of garbage.

5/26/2012 7:47:06 AM


Y'know, even IF Obama was proven not to be a citizen (which would require every evidence provided to the contrary to be invalidated), he was still sworn in as the President.

Bush cheated his way through two elections, and every order HE signed was still considered valid. Why would this be different?

5/26/2012 9:19:27 AM

Filin De Blanc

Law does not work that way - you can't just retcon someone's presidency out of existence.

5/26/2012 9:37:35 AM


"The moratoriums on oil exploration were"
When was that? Did I blink?

5/26/2012 12:35:01 PM

Greater Good

Hmm...this is only a twofer. Are we sure this is the real DoctorDoom?

5/26/2012 3:31:02 PM

Giardano Bruno

The arbitrary insult to Michelle Obama puzzles me. I think she is absolutely gorgeous.

But then I am happily married to a beautiful African woman, rather than being morose and single and blaming everyone else for this.

5/26/2012 3:59:31 PM


@Giordano Bruno

It's because if a moron can't think of any way to counter a woman's arguments, opinions or ideas, they will automatically gravitate to insulting her appearance, no matter how she might look.

5/26/2012 4:39:03 PM


"Obastard"? "Moo-chelle"? Do these people really think that their endless supply of witless puns are doing their deluded cause any favours?

5/26/2012 4:41:53 PM


Except that Obama was born in Hawaii as has been proved to the satisfaction of everyone who isn't a raving racist. And what is it with conservatives pretending Michelle Obama is hideous? For woman of her age, she's very attractive.

You sully the proud name of Doom.

5/27/2012 7:22:59 AM


Wow, that's a lot to type out with just one hand.

5/27/2012 9:38:41 AM


At least leave "Moo-chelle" out of this, Doomie. She has absolutely nothing to do with any of your birther whargarbl, and she is classy as fuck, unlike you.

5/27/2012 6:25:54 PM


I think the important word in your infantile rant is 'If'. I think you'll find this 'if' is a very big 'if' of monumental proportions. I guess your just going to have to live with ObamaCare etc.

'Where Liberty Dwells', I think you haven't quite understood that concept.

5/28/2012 7:20:43 AM

Wait so every republican law that he signed is illegal?

5/28/2012 7:12:08 PM

Doubting Thomas

We better send a submarine down to the ocean floor and find Osama Bin Laden's body so we can bring him back to life, then.

Good thing Obama really was born in this country so that all those things you listed are false. Or I guess seeing both forms of the birth certificate aren't good enough? My guess is that you'll still be harping on the location of his birth on January 20, 2017.

And I don't care if he was born on Mars (which some of you more crazy birthers have claimed), his mother was still an American citizen so that makes him American by birth.

5/29/2012 11:16:17 AM

Mr Awesome

Where were these Birthers when John Mcain was running. Wasn't he born in Panama?

5/31/2012 12:22:53 PM

What really baffles me is how immature these people are. But then I guess if you point that out, they come back with things the left said about Bush, who then come back with things the right said about Clinton, who then come back with things the left said about Reagan. Infinite regression, well infinite to whenever america became a place. 1200 something? But anyway there surely has to come a point when somebody stands up for mature political discourse instead of just spouting infantile word sewage like a bunch of dysentery distended anuses.

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