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Gay demons infect animals
[transcript from radio interview]

“Let’s step back for a second, Gordon, and say okay, let’s assume you’re right that homosexuality among humans is only because of marketing,” Pakman countered. “What about in the 4,000 other species that have homosexuality? Because, as far as I know, they don’t have TV. They don’t have advertising. They don’t have the iTunes store to recruit people. How is it that humans are gay sometimes because of marketing, but 4,000 other species… Why? Is it something else?”

“It is entirely possible — we know from the Bible, for example, when Jesus cast the devil out of Legion, he went into a herd of pigs,” Klingenschmitt said. “So, it is possible for demons or the devil to inhabit or invade animals just the same way they invade humans, and that causes the sin of lust.”

Gordon Klingenschmitt, Raw Story 61 Comments [6/18/2012 3:24:20 AM]
Fundie Index: 70
WTF?! || meh
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#1414261
Lady Evil

When in doubt, blame it on demons.

6/18/2012 3:06:14 PM
#1414263
Hoplite

I see the fundies met my cat.

6/18/2012 3:09:15 PM
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motobreath137

I strive to be as tolerant as i possibly can, however, i do suffer from a slight aversion when I see gay PDA in public. I was raised to think that it is wrong, i don't think that now, but i cant help that feeling. (i get the same one with straight PDA to a lesser degree). So i would respect this man a lot more if he used Cae's argument and said they were icky.

6/18/2012 5:13:53 PM
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Anonymous #42

You people are retarded.

6/18/2012 6:11:45 PM
#1414313
moose

Yes boys and girls, even people you would think of as "adults" can believe in fairy tales like the tooth fairy, peter pan, and demons in animals, and other stories in children's literature and the babble.

6/18/2012 6:42:56 PM
#1414317
Rubix

Well, you heard it, folks. How can we argue with THAT logic?

6/18/2012 6:47:15 PM
#1414318
Godlesspanther

They need to classify religious fundamentalism as a mental disorder in the DSM. It clearly is one.

6/18/2012 6:47:30 PM
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Wehpudicabok

When you're saying things like "gay demons infect animals," it's time to step back and look at what you believe, and wonder whether your life might be more productive if you gave up trying to convince people that your beliefs are actually accurate, and instead, sold them as comedy. You'd instantly be funnier than Nick Swardson, for instance.

6/18/2012 9:24:37 PM
#1414572
Horsefeathers

"'Let’s step back for a second, Gordon, and say okay, let’s assume you’re right that homosexuality among humans is only because of marketing,' Pakman countered."

And just why would we assume that?

"It is entirely possible — we know from the Bible, for example, when Jesus cast the devil out of Legion, he went into a herd of pigs,” Klingenschmitt said. 'So, it is possible for demons or the devil to inhabit or invade animals just the same way they invade humans, and that causes the sin of lust.'"

Why, why, why are people like this not locked up in psych wards? If you didn't veil this shit in the guise of religion, you'd have been locked up long ago. Why does religion get a free pass for this kind of thing?

6/19/2012 7:41:08 AM
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The Anonymous

Why the fuck would demons and/or Satan waste their time turning animals gay? Don't these guys have something better to do?

6/19/2012 7:01:42 PM
#1416622
Miles

Pretty rich, coming from a man called Gordon Klingonshit.

6/25/2012 5:21:10 PM
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