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#1413994
Mudak
*sigh*
Listen, Gordon. If you want to fuck pigs, you really need help...
6/18/2012 3:41:24 AM
#1413996
LAchlan
Just stop using 2000 year old fairy tales to justify your intolerance.
6/18/2012 3:47:44 AM
#1413998
Filin De Blanc
So the devil's master plan for the downfall of humanity is having male pigs boink each other? That's seriously what you're going with?
6/18/2012 3:49:50 AM
#1413999
whatever
Proudly marching into the sixth century BC.
6/18/2012 3:51:30 AM
#1414010
Cae
Ya know, we'd be able to take you a lot more serious if you'd just admit that your problem with homosexuality is that you think it's icky.
It's better then gay pig demons anyway. =|
6/18/2012 4:06:29 AM
#1414011
Cae
Ya know, we'd be able to take you a lot more serious if you'd just admit that your problem with homosexuality is that you think it's icky.
It's better then gay pig demons anyway. =|
6/18/2012 4:07:23 AM
#1414014
Filin De Blanc
"gay pig demons"
You know, a gay pig demon would make for an awesome character in some sort of strange fantasy work.
6/18/2012 4:11:48 AM
#1414015
Nerikull
....gay pig demons.
Why does that sound as if it came from "South Park"?
6/18/2012 4:15:16 AM
#1414023
rrpostal
Well, as long as we're just making shit up, why not?
6/18/2012 5:08:17 AM
#1414024
Quantum Mechanic
Bible's a forgery.
6/18/2012 5:10:47 AM
#1414038
Xotan
Demons, being fallen angels - according to the mythology - are sexless. They therefore cannone be either straight or gay.
Herr Klingenschnitt should be aware of this. His post is nonsense.
6/18/2012 5:42:31 AM
#1414040
Mister Spak
Demons must have a lot of time on their hands.
6/18/2012 5:42:50 AM
#1414045
Reynardine
Or Mr. Klingenschmitt has a lot of hands on his time.
6/18/2012 5:51:08 AM
#1414047
Brendan Rizzo
Excuse me while I laugh immaturely at his silly name.
6/18/2012 5:54:35 AM
#1414061
Power Skunk
I fully expect to see a gay pig demon character at some point tonight on my usual roleplaying haunt. If I do, I shall refer to the player as Herr Klingenschwein.
Also: heheh, pigs boinking. "Oink oink oink *boink boink* Oink oink *boink boink boink* squeeeeeeeeal!" *giggles like a twelve year old.*
6/18/2012 6:25:55 AM
#1414062
Doubting Thomas
If only these nutty Christians realized how believing in demons floating around and possessing animals to make them gay is making them look totally crazy in the 21st century.
6/18/2012 6:27:46 AM
#1414063
Darwin
"...when Jesus cast the devil out of Legion, he went into a herd of pigs..."
Eat bacon for Jesus!
6/18/2012 6:28:41 AM
#1414067
D Laurier
Or maybe... homosexuality is simply a normal and natural thing.
6/18/2012 6:41:26 AM
#1414072
JSS
we know from the Bible...
Actual proof, or it didn't happen.
6/18/2012 6:46:49 AM
#1414077
Raised by Horses
A: "All right, lads. Where shall we put them this time?"
B: "Liberal conspiracy?"
A: "No, we did that yesterday."
C: "Godless Communism?"
A: "Well... I like it, but it's startin' to get a bit old.."
D: "...iTunes?"
A: "I whatnow? C'mon, guys... think!"
B: "How about demons?"
A: "Oh, yeah. We haven't done demons in a while. All right, set'er down."
6/18/2012 7:10:30 AM
#1414084
Mayhem
If the purpose of demons in your religion is to tempt people and condemn their souls to hell, then why would they possess animals to make them gay? In your religion, animals have no soul to corrupt, and doing they gay thing with each other doesn't corrupt human souls. Your argument makes no sense fro your own religion's perspective.
6/18/2012 7:30:56 AM
#1414090
Stonespiral
Apologetics know no bounds. They will come up with the most contrived shit to make their version of the bible fit their version of the truth.
6/18/2012 7:54:21 AM
#1414093
breakerslion
@Nerikull:
"....gay pig demons. Why does that sound as if it came from "South Park"?"
That's, "Gay demon pigs!"
Also: “Let’s step back for a second, Gordon,...."
"NOT LITERALLY!"
6/18/2012 8:00:35 AM
#1414095
Kuno
"we know from the Bible, for example, when Jesus cast the devil out of Legion, "
Correct me if I'm wrong, but wasn't "Legion" the name of the the demon in this story?
You know, the whole "Our name is Legion for we are many"-thing?
Further proof that in the most cases atheists and other non-believers know the bible better than fundies...
6/18/2012 8:06:02 AM
#1414108
Animals can sin, apparently. This is a big departure from Christian dogma, saying essentially that animals too have a soul. Not only that but Satan cares enough about the souls of animals to inflict demonic possession upon them.
This brings up a whole load of questions, not least of which is why the hell are Christians not vegetarian? And what are we to think of Jesus forcing those (apparently sentient) pigs from a cliff? And, wait, god likes the smell of burning animal flesh in the full knowledge that to get it you have to kill (or horrifyingly torture, I suppose) animals with souls and consciences? And...
Wow. Mind = blown. This is big news everyone. Put down your bacon sandwiches and sit in awed contemplation of this revelation. :P
6/18/2012 8:55:10 AM
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