Why can't religion just die? Just kill itself? Why? For god's sake, WHY?!
To paraphrase Darth Vader, the Stupid is strong with this one. Seriously. Matter has never been isolated? Modern atoms? Wharblgargle.
5/21/2012 1:44:05 PM
If you're going to give me word salad then I demand that there at least be bacon bits in it!
5/21/2012 3:26:54 PM
Take one, EVERY HOUR!
5/21/2012 4:05:26 PM
@The Duelist: "Why can't religion just die? Just kill itself? Why? For god's sake, WHY?!"
It's not widely known, but like energy or momentum, stupidity is actually a conserved quantity. As people generally get smarter, there is a counteracting effect whereby a few get disproportionately dumber, hence each time humanity steps forward on the path of progress, a small proportion takes several steps back. Unfortunately, stupidity is also incredibly dense, and if an individual concentrates too much at one time, his intellect can fall within the "Schafly radius" of his body and collapse into what philosopher Stephen Law calls an "intellectual black hole" from which reason can not escape. These areas of extreme denseness then begin collect through mutual attraction, something called the "conservapedia effect", forming intricate patterns of idiocy and ignorance that are simultaneously both fascinating and horrifying.
Hence religions are simply examples of this effect coming down to us from the distant past. Fortunately, there is a process that can destroy even an intellectual black hole, "Hawking Inspiration." This is caused by exceptionally bright sources of knowledge and inspiration causing small items of fact to pass close to the IBH's "denial horizon." Sometimes these little some-alltopic articles slip through the horizon and slightly ablate the core ignorance at the hole's center. If this happens enough, the entire black hole can evaporate.
Sadly, not only is this event very rare, but because of the conservation principle I mentioned at the top of this post, it is also usually accompanied by even greater outbursts of stupidity from nearby members of the same local group.
5/21/2012 4:14:23 PM
You're making up sentences with bits of scientific sounding words. Please stop.
5/21/2012 6:07:14 PM
This must be the results of Bush's No Child Left Behind Act.
5/21/2012 6:38:12 PM
I come to laugh at fundie stupidity, I stay to learn about physics from the comments.
You are amazing. You win the internet and my first born.
5/21/2012 8:44:28 PM
Okay, please explain the prediction of general relativity and the verification of the effect of gravitational lensing.
5/22/2012 3:48:26 AM
I think this is a case of it's better to remain silent and let people think you're an idiot, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.
5/22/2012 6:47:48 AM
Words, words, words______Pete Seeger
It's only words, and words are all I have________Bee Gees
They were not they for they one were. One was and not they them._______Joseph Campbell
With my wing wang waddle ho,
Jack sing saddle oh,
Blousy boys bubble oh,
Under the broom____________Anon/Mother Goose
I love your posts, but this one...This one, takes the rag off the bush. Wins the cakewalk. I bow to you, sir.
In fact I bow-wow to you. I want to have your baby.
5/22/2012 7:09:55 AM
5/22/2012 7:11:06 AM
"No one has ever detected a shred of visible evidence for space time "
You never had a ruler? Or a clock?
" nor has anyone isolated or directly detected any gravity."
You never dropped something? Here, let me drop this anvil on your foot.
"The scientific emperor is naked."
You're naked. Put your strait jacket back on.
Edit: "Schafly radius"
5/22/2012 7:47:56 AM
This is because science is haaaaard!
5/22/2012 10:35:35 AM
You are a scientific simpleton and a disgrace to the thinking species.
You don't know shit, pleae stop talking.
5/22/2012 1:23:47 PM
My head is now filled with fuck.
5/23/2012 7:20:37 AM
"The scientific emperor is naked."
Ah, so that's why your lot turns away from science and hides their eyes.
5/23/2012 8:38:58 AM
David B., I would say you just won the internet, but it would no suffice. This phrase was used so often for (in relation to this) so little things, I do not want to put it into the same category.
I really do not know what to say, but the thing that would come closest would likely be:
You won life.
5/23/2012 9:06:32 AM
Stop using words that you don't know the meaning of.
5/23/2012 2:27:35 PM
A word of advice--while jamming scientific words and phrases together at random may cause some ignorant people to believe you are extremely intelligent, it does not make it so, and anyone with any actual knowledge of physics will know you for what you are.
5/23/2012 3:43:51 PM
David B. wins everything forever.
I hereby nominate him for a Nobel Prize based on his work in the field of fundieology.
5/24/2012 12:19:44 AM
Raised by Horses
Forget Schlafly, this guy makes Time Cube look coherent.
5/25/2012 1:03:37 AM
I'd bang my head on my desk, but the raging fucktardery of godsriddle isn't worth the effort....
5/27/2012 9:55:43 AM