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On a Russian website I remember reading that priests did an experiement. Placebo. They gave a homosexual some type of fake pill. The homosexual thought it was SO REAL and the cure ACTUALLY EXISTED that they healed themselves. Therefore, they became heterosexual. However, the person was later arrested.

IceLight, Yahoo Answers 42 Comments [5/21/2012 7:39:58 AM]
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#1405394
CleverScreenName

[citation needed]

5/21/2012 7:45:27 AM
#1405404
shykid

On a vaguely English website I remember reading that time was a cube and everyone was educated stupid, therefore it must be true!

5/21/2012 7:57:00 AM
#1405405
Filin De Blanc

I...what? No, that isn't true. Shut up.

5/21/2012 7:58:42 AM
#1405414
breakerslion

And then I remember seeing this documentary about this Navy guy whose grip was so strong that he could blow the lid right off a can of spinach. He could suck the whole canfull down through a corn cob pipe too! Then he would go into a 'roid rage and beat the crap out of people and save the world.

5/21/2012 8:00:56 AM
#1405423
Mayhem

When you said "Russian website", you invalidated your claim.

5/21/2012 8:12:59 AM
#1405458
Osiris

Yeah because Russian journalism is just so damn honest and reliable.

Seriously though saying you read this on Fox News would be a more credible source than an uncited Russian website.

5/21/2012 8:47:46 AM
#1405464
OhJohnNo

A Russian website, eh? Link plz.

5/21/2012 8:49:38 AM
#1405470
Doubting Thomas

Sure. You can totally believe everything you read on the internet.

It's actually my understanding that since the fall of communism, the Russian press has become like the Weekly World News.

5/21/2012 8:52:37 AM
#1405500


Sounds legit.

5/21/2012 9:45:26 AM
#1405506
Flah

Just because because it's called "Pravda" doesn't mean it actually is pravda.

5/21/2012 9:48:55 AM
#1405516
Ebon

Yes, and everything on the internet must be true.

5/21/2012 9:58:39 AM
#1405553
Ludd

Yahoo Answers - Where the dumbest shit on the internet is consolidated together in the form of an 'answer'.

5/21/2012 10:50:05 AM
#1405557
whatever

Cure? So you make the assumption that homosexuality is an illness then?

5/21/2012 10:54:01 AM
#1405597


However, the person was later arrested...

For??? I'm guessing... having gay sex in a public bathroom???

5/21/2012 11:38:11 AM
#1405627
checkmate

On a well known American website I read that you can "pray away the gay".

This was confirmed in a few comments on YouTube.

Gotta be true.

5/21/2012 12:24:20 PM
#1405629
Pilotess

?? ????!

Dang, I actually wrote something in russian! :(

5/21/2012 12:26:20 PM
#1405634
Old Viking

It was kind of the Russians to post that article in English.

5/21/2012 12:35:53 PM
#1405659
Xotan

And the proof is?

??? ?????? ?? ????????????? ????????????????!

5/21/2012 1:18:20 PM
#1405676
Dr.Shrinker

"...priests did an experiement."


And that doesn't tell you something right there?

5/21/2012 1:58:18 PM
#1405688
TheJebusFire

Because it's on the internet so therefore it must be true!

5/21/2012 2:38:34 PM
#1405692
Rabbit of Caerbannog

Oh I call such bullshit.

5/21/2012 2:58:11 PM
#1405724
SpukiKitty

Elvis was spotted at a McDonalds eating a Big Mac with Amelia Erhardt & Bigfoot.

I pulled that outta my butt...so it MUST BE TRUE!

5/21/2012 4:33:43 PM
#1405769
Quantum Mechanic

[citation still needed]

lol

5/21/2012 8:09:35 PM
#1405896
Joe Mama

Yeah, and Ted Haggard is completely heterosexual.

5/22/2012 6:50:40 AM
#1405929
Mister Spak

Was it a red pill or a blue pill?

Also I think I read on an American web site that Russian oil drillers drilled all the way into hell.

5/22/2012 8:43:39 AM
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