Those dang magazine covers shoving stuff down our throats. They don't stop with shoving Obama down our throats. Esquire is shoving Robert Downey, Jr. down our throats, Glamour is shoving Carrie Underwood down our throats, and worst of all is that Williams Sonoma catalog shoving root beer braised brisket down our throats! I mean, hell, what if I don't like brisket?
5/19/2012 1:22:50 PM
"Yes, you are wrong on so many levels."
Just when you thought farting in a lift was wrong on so many levels.
...I'll get my coat. X3
5/19/2012 1:33:27 PM
All right, nigfree... I'm going to look past your racist undertones and general disrespect for our democratically elected president for a moment.
You point to the clear position on homosexuality in the bible. Please cite as many verses that spell out exactly what Jesus himself said about gays. I'll wait...
5/19/2012 1:35:59 PM
Racism and Homophobia. Not surprising that the barbaric creature who posted this tripe on the internet is a Christian.
5/19/2012 2:20:16 PM
5/19/2012 2:23:05 PM
I cannot help but think that either this is a poe (albeit a disgusting one), or the writer is and out and out racist and homophobe, which obliterates anything he/she might have wanted to say.
5/19/2012 3:04:23 PM
chimpmania is a website where the central thesis (to deprecate that term sinfully) is that black people are not fully human. hardly difficult to find shining examples there... really a bit beneath the notice of fstdt, no?
though the responses here ("racist undertones" particularly, LOL) are almost worth it.
5/19/2012 5:09:41 PM
Poe or not, there are plenty of people who share this exact sentiment but won't vocalize in quite such a repulsive manner in polite company.
Fuck them all.
5/19/2012 5:15:11 PM
The username makes me wonder if he's an asshole. I mean, makes me not need to wonder if he's an asshole.
5/19/2012 5:44:00 PM
Raised by Horses
"Oh, yeah... shove those gay issues down my throat. Mmmm. Just like that.."
5/19/2012 6:02:04 PM
GTFO my Illinois kthxbai.
5/19/2012 6:43:57 PM
Umm, Obama isn't gay.
And I was born in Illinois, so I know for a fact you are a blithering rantaholic. Incidentally, you misspelled the site address and went to chimpmania, and your outright moron status informs us you should have gone to chumpmania.
5/20/2012 12:14:35 AM
There's that damn bane of society thing again. Why haven't we crushed this thing yet?
5/20/2012 12:56:54 AM
Filin De Blanc
Also, what the pony is a gay halo?
5/20/2012 1:51:31 AM
Eh, just another angry racist turd flipping his shit over inconsequential stuff.
5/20/2012 5:32:02 AM
I hate Illinois nazis.
5/20/2012 2:30:38 PM
"Notice that not only does the libtard media shove the nigger down our throats"
I suspect you are secretly fantasizing about a nigger shoving it down your throat.
5/20/2012 4:19:22 PM
This is really more RSTDT.
5/20/2012 5:38:33 PM
You just called Obama OBONGO. Please enlighten me as to why the fuck I should take you seriously.
5/20/2012 9:36:18 PM
Fundies Make Me Sick
You're a racist and homophobic piece of garbage so your opinion on anything will never be valid.
5/21/2012 8:18:12 AM
Right here folks, is the GOP's mentality and real opinion.
Christians aren't for teh "niggers" -they are for beer-bellied toothless fucks with no education, wearing their mustard-stained Tim McGraw hole-filled t-shirts while they drive around in pick-up trucks (but never haul a fucking thing).
Thanks for showing us "libtards" how you really feel. Now get off the computer and get back to work fixing some fucking fries and shut your hole.
Next time we want your white-trash Hee Haw sister-fucking opinion, we'll beat it out of ya.
5/21/2012 4:05:08 PM
Thejebusfire wins an interweb for the Blues Brothers reference...
5/25/2012 6:03:02 PM