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When you can't believe that China did not exist before the Flood, that does not mean it DID exist before the Flood.

[When we have evidence that it existed before the time of the claimed Flood, then it's NOT INCREDULITY, fallacy-finder!
It's based on THE EVIDENCE, NOT "sole.y on their incredulity/disbelief."]

We have no such evidence that China existed before the Flood.

Self-Mutation, Freethought and Rationalism Discussion Board 58 Comments [5/15/2012 3:35:06 AM]
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#1403385
WWWWolf

What do you take:

1) Chinese archeological artefacts, structures, writings, etc, which may be fake, or
2) The Flood, for which there's absolutely no physical evidence whatsoever.

You know, this is what "falsifiability" means in science. You have something that you can make claims about. You have to be able to either prove or disprove that those things are true.

According to the Bible, the Flood happened, so logically, there should be evidence of the Flood. When you can't even find the evidence, it's worthless. You can't even begin to determine if they're real or not until you find them.

But if you go and look at Chinese artefacts, you can at least debate how old they are. Because they exist. They establish something.

5/15/2012 8:54:54 AM

#1403387
Berny

There is nothing more impervious to evidence and knowledge than a Bible-literalist fundie.
In my experience, there is nothing denser known to man either.

5/15/2012 8:57:46 AM

#1403396
SaneChick

Oh, holy shit. Does this person not have any connection to reality?

Oh, sorry, rhetorical question.

5/15/2012 9:02:43 AM

#1403428
BloodFoxTK

"We have no such evidence that China existed before the Flood."

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

the chinese would disagree!!

5/15/2012 10:28:08 AM

#1403436
Ludd

The theology of covering my eyes and ears and yelling 'NAHNAHNAHNAHNAH' because my stupid beliefs don't coincide with reality. Oh wait, that's all theology.

5/15/2012 10:54:42 AM

#1403445
Papabear

When you CAN believe that China existed at least 5500 years ago, you will have taken an important step down the road to sanity. Of course, to take another important step, you'll have to stop believing in a global flood.

5/15/2012 11:03:19 AM

#1403457
Reynardine

Well, there was no global flood. As the ice sheets started breaking down, though, there were cataclysmic local floods (the Missoula flood, the Agassiz flood, the Black Sea flood, the Doggerland inundation, and possibly floods of the Red Sea and Persian Gulf), which is what happens during rapid global warming. But of course, fundies don't believe in that.

5/15/2012 11:18:55 AM

#1403472
Bleep

Self-Mutation's Course on Ancient East Asian History.

"Now Class, click your heels together three times and say "there's no such place as China"."

5/15/2012 11:31:41 AM

#1403484


SCIENCE CAN TAKE A HIKE

5/15/2012 12:01:42 PM

#1403489
Philbert McAdamia

China exists before the flood.

@ Draken
"before the Flood" is a meaningless temporal clause.

It is still before the flood, as we speak, just as its before the rapture, or the 2nd coming.



Or the first.

5/15/2012 12:10:05 PM

#1403500
Old Viking

Well everyone had clean laundry. And there was lots of Chinese take-out. How do you explain those facts?

5/15/2012 12:26:08 PM

#1403533
Agahnim

Anti-Chinaism is a type of denialism I haven't heard of until now.

5/15/2012 1:58:52 PM

#1403535


Evidence of China before the fake flood:

[img]http://www.google.ca/search?q=oldest+chinese+pottery&hl=en&client=safari&tbo=u&tbm=isch&source=univ&sa=X&ei=z8KyT7KPOuew6QHBudG6CQ&ved=0CGsQsAQ&biw=1024&bih=672[/i]

5/15/2012 1:59:31 PM

#1403565


Actually ancient Chinese civilization (including actual writing etched on tortoise shells) not only predated the 'flood' but also the Biblical creation of the universe.

Since the Bible cannot possibly be wrong, this can only mean that the Chinese are the Old Ones, fear them!

5/15/2012 2:38:36 PM

#1403570
whoanelly

Well! I'm back on for the first time in a while after exams/moving back home, and I'm greeted with this gem!

I don't really have anything to say to this besides lol that this is posted on a RATIONALISM board.

5/15/2012 2:47:18 PM

#1403580
TheLastCenturion

The Freethought and Rationalism discussion board:

Where Free Thought and Rationalism goes to die.

5/15/2012 3:00:41 PM

#1403586
TheJebusFire

Translation: lalalalala I CAN'T HEAR YOU!

5/15/2012 3:06:17 PM

#1403625
Thirddrop

@ Raised by Horses

Why pick on Australia? What have we ever done to deserve such punishment? We have enough of these mind numbingly stupid fuckwits of our own in this country to fight against their form of Fascism, and you want to send us more?

If you doubt we have crazies like this here, top this. In the Rail yards where I worked as a young man, we had a fundie who was kneeling with his bible open, in the Pit (5 foot trench in the ground enabling us to stand while working under wagons), "communing with god".

He claimed he was so enraptured with this conversation that he was not aware of, and had no memory of, the fully powered diesel Locomotive pulling a line of rollingstock over the top of him for about 5 minutes.

He was of course, sacked. On reflection I think as well as being sacked, he should have been sent to a mental health hospital where they could properly determine what was wrong with him.

Interestingly enough, the other fundies at the yards (there were approximately 700 of us there) thought he had done nothing wrong and 'praised' him. They accused the employer of 'persecuting' him.

Perhaps, Raised By Horses, we should send our fundies over to the US. A few more won't hurt surely?

5/15/2012 4:23:34 PM

#1403653
tracer

Waaaaaaaaaait a minute.

Even YOUNG-EARTH CREATIONISTS believe that the Earth existed before the Noachian Flood.

You're not just a deluded Fundie, you're heaping an extra layer of delusion on top of the stnadard fundie-delusion package!

5/15/2012 5:40:03 PM

#1403667
Renon

Dammit, SM, we've told you before. DON'T DRINK THE BONG WATER.

5/15/2012 6:32:33 PM

#1403736
Extraintrovert

This is beyond willfully ignorant. This is some sort of zen state of unfathomable stupidity, beyond the comprehension of mortal humans.

5/15/2012 10:14:08 PM

#1403784
Pioneer

@Thirddrop

On the other hand, if we send all the fundies there and let the non-fundies leave, they'll be too busy trying to survive your wildlife to have time for politics. Because, damn, Australian nature is scary. ;)

5/16/2012 1:28:00 AM

#1403858
Percy Q. Shunn

China simply had to exist before the flood, as the paper plate had yet to be invented.

5/16/2012 4:15:15 AM

#1403878
Mister Spak

@Pioneer:

They will simply exterminate everything, just to be sure they're safe, then wonder why there is nothing to eat.

5/16/2012 5:02:23 AM

#1403888
A White Dude With AIDS

And there is NO evidence that the flood happened. Ever.

However, you need to learn some key terms. Like evidence... and China... and exist.

5/16/2012 5:46:44 AM
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