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There is NOTHING any more evil than a woman deliberately dressing sexy and sensual to seduce a man to whom she is not married. That's exactly what “HOOTERS” restaurant chain does—exploiting women's bodies for a profit. Equally as wicked as SIN CITY Las Vegas, HOOTERS seduces the souls of men for Satan.

David J. Steward, Jesus-Is-Savior 78 Comments [5/15/2012 3:26:19 AM]
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#1403146

SaneChick

Really, nothing more evil? Not murder? Not genocide? Not pedophilia?

Nothing?

Ass.

5/15/2012 3:28:15 AM

#1403152

Pup

While I agree that it is exploitive of and degrading to women, there are waaaaay worse things than this.

If you're entire issue is that it's women 'seducing' men they aren't married to then you really need to get your moral compass recalibrated.

5/15/2012 3:32:40 AM

#1403156

Prager

Dave's sexual frustration is really getting out of hand.

5/15/2012 3:39:31 AM

#1403161

gravematter

Priorities, David. Sort them out.

5/15/2012 3:46:22 AM

#1403166

Mudak

I'd say that evangelical Christianity is far worse.

5/15/2012 3:52:04 AM

#1403167

Meishayuri

Aw, look, Captain Masturbation hates on Hooters.

5/15/2012 3:52:30 AM

#1403168

Filin De Blanc

David hates exploiting women's bodies - he'd rather exploit the bodies of underage girls.

5/15/2012 3:53:38 AM

#1403184

Indicible

Hooters as absolute evil. Corrupting the world one boner at a time.

5/15/2012 4:06:28 AM

#1403211

Brendan Rizzo

Oh sure, Dave. Blame everything for your pedophilia EXCEPT yourself. So much for conservatives promoting "personal responsibility".

5/15/2012 4:52:12 AM

#1403225

Mister Spak

A small halter top and high heels are more evil than child molesting?

There's a catholic church with your name on it Stewie.

5/15/2012 5:20:18 AM

#1403243

D Laurier

"There is NOTHING any more evil than a woman deliberately dressing sexy and sensual to seduce a man to whom she is not married."
Funny thing there Steward... This is what women do to try to get married.
The whole point of making yourself attractive, is to get someone to become your permanent bed buddy, and to make babies.

You honestly think that women trying to find a husband is more evil than say... Murder? Rape? Genocide? Pedophilia? The Slave trade???

5/15/2012 5:43:06 AM

#1403248

Sentry Gun

I'm quite sure Hitler is still more evil than sexy girls. He doesn't even have boobs.

5/15/2012 5:52:46 AM

#1403255

dionysus

How fucking sheltered can you be? There is killing, starvation, disease, rape, torture and any number of other problems in the world and you think a woman in a miniskirt is the most evil thing in the world? I don't care if a woman is walking around completely naked in a school full of children, that STILL pales in comparison to the problems I mentioned. When death and suffering runs rampant in the world you have to worry about the person who only notices that someone is showing a little skin. Oh and as for Hooters, the women there chose to work there knowing full well what it's like. That's not exploitation.

5/15/2012 6:02:31 AM

#1403257

Doubting Thomas

That's exactly what “HOOTERS” restaurant chain does—exploiting women's bodies for a profit.

Am I crazy or did David J. Stewart just say something rational? Of course the rest of it is crazy but finding an actual nugget of sanity in a pile of excrement from DJS is pretty surprising.

I really don't think anyone doesn't know that Hooters exploits women's bodies for profit, even the women working there. That's the only reason for men to go there and eat a $12 hamburger. Of course, I'm sure David would be too mortified if one of these sexy women even approached him, and if one of them touched him he'd probably jizz in his pants.

5/15/2012 6:05:13 AM

#1403269

Persephone 66

I think I will stick with what my secular humanist relative morality tells me is evil.

5/15/2012 6:21:49 AM

#1403282

Joe Mama

I'm no psychologist, but even I can see the tortured sexual frustration coming from David J. Stewart. If he ever did get his willy wet, I'm sure he'd come before he could scream "Whore!" at her. But then again, David couldn't get laid in a women's prison with a handful of pardons.

5/15/2012 6:38:29 AM

#1403287

Horsefeathers

"Equally as wicked as SIN CITY Las Vegas, HOOTERS seduces the souls of men for Satan."

And here I thought they did it for Mammon.

5/15/2012 6:42:50 AM

#1403303

Reynardine

Take your hand out of your pants, Davyboy. If you don't stop it, you'll go blind.

5/15/2012 6:50:21 AM

#1403325

Reynardine

No, Horsefeathers, they do it for Mammary.

5/15/2012 7:06:03 AM

#1403338

Power Skunk

And the chicken's not all that good either!

5/15/2012 7:20:24 AM

#1403365

Paler_Face

I think genicode is considerably more evil than dressing provocatively, as is arson, murder and jaywalking.

Grow a fucking spine, and stop whining about women you can't fuck.

5/15/2012 8:16:22 AM

#1403366

Raised by Horses

"A man who moralises is usually a hypocrite."
-Oscar Wilde

And with that thought in mind, we are now taking bets on how long it is until [insert John Q. Fundie here] is found gleefully indulging in [insert whatever said fundie is moralising about here].

5/15/2012 8:18:34 AM

#1403371

Mayhem

So...

Marilyn Monroe is more evil than Jeffrey Dahmer. Got it.

5/15/2012 8:22:31 AM

#1403381

Thinking Allowed

I see Dave is denying his sexuality again.

5/15/2012 8:41:28 AM

#1403398

Big Jilm

Satanic Boobies! Sign me up!

5/15/2012 9:05:04 AM

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