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Hi there. this is my testimony. When I was 16 I had a group of guy friends who all played ouija at the graveyard. I refused to do it since my parents were christians and have warned me against it since i was young. I was at a troubling time that time of my life and had fallen out of school and dated one of the guys. that was a perfect way for satan to take hold of my life. he likes it when we are weak and lonely, because then we fall for temptation and anything that makes us feel good. I have been using drugs since i was 14, but after they all played ouija, things changed for the worst. We all got infected with some kind of mark that looked like an infection. medical salves and stuff couldnt remove the mark. mine was on my back, my boyfriends near his privates. We started using more drugs and became very different.

The following changes took place in me after the ouija incident – and after i had started sleeping with my boyfriend:

My clothes changed, I started wearing baggy and ripped clothes, I only wore black. My hair was a mess and my nails chipped, I looked ghastly. Before I wore color and cared about how I looked. – next to God comes cleanliness.

My personality changed. I became very quiet and reserved. I was very mean and aggressive. I hated my parents and cursed all the time. I was angry all the time and felt sorry for myself. I no longer laughed and was depressed all the time.

I was sexually promiscuous. Me and my boyfriend had a lot of sex and I watched a lot of pornography, I engaged in masturbation almost twice or more a day. I was kind of obsessed with sex, our whole relationship was based on sex.

Miah, Bible Knowledge 72 Comments [5/14/2012 3:32:38 AM]
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#1402842
cam

So, you were a rebellious teenager who did drugs, and then exhibited the classic signs of addiction after doing more of them? Shocking, it must be the devil!

5/14/2012 1:25:28 PM

#1402843
checkmate

I have been using drugs since i was 14. We started using more drugs. i had started sleeping with my boyfriend

Reading what you wrote, it sounds like you're more concerned about having sex than you are about being a 14 drug addict.

In other words: your story's a bunch of bullshit, one of those fake and farbricated "confessions" meant to scare kids.

You probably justify your lies by telling yourself you're helping others.

Come on Miah, we all know that never happened. People who have really been there don't talk like that.

5/14/2012 1:26:28 PM

#1402873
Brendan Rizzo

@ Extraintrovert:

Funny you should mention that... GamesWorkshop pretty much based the entire society of the Imperium of Man on how fundamentalists behave. Fundies are probably the only people in the world (other than possibly Charles Bhepin) who would actually want to live in the 40k universe.

5/14/2012 2:17:41 PM

#1402905


Hey yo that last part is hot.

5/14/2012 3:45:08 PM

#1402969
Hoplite

http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/facepalm-ascii.jpg

5/14/2012 6:31:55 PM

#1402972
Phloom

How come my Ouija board never did that for me? Fuck, these fundies have all the fun.

5/14/2012 6:44:46 PM

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@Brendan Rizzo

No way, fundies'd hate the Imperium. In the year 40.000 they're far too busy with discriminating people with extra eyes and tentacles to discriminate teh gays and womenz.

5/15/2012 1:13:36 AM

#1403187
Binky

Sounds like a fairly classical goth teenage phase. It also isn't really that fundie tbh,

5/15/2012 4:10:22 AM

#1403475
JSS

I once engaged in ouija, and before my very own horrified eyes, I started acting like your average, pick of the day, confused adolescent.

5/15/2012 11:41:20 AM

#1403481
Elia

...OK, assuming there's even a grain of truth here:

So, you were just being a normal teenager? Well, maybe more extreme, but I think you can blame that on your parents. When parents are super-strict, there's usually some clash or other when kids hit their teens.

5/15/2012 11:51:43 AM

#1403506
Anon

"Mark"= Herpes

5/15/2012 12:37:29 PM

#1403607
TheLastCenturion

holy shit!

-drug experimentation
-undeserved sense of entitlement
-sex obsession
-poor hygiene
-abnormal clothing

i think every sixteen year old in existence is being seduced by the devil, guys!!

5/15/2012 3:37:17 PM

#1403609
The_L

Post hoc, ergo propter hoc, eh?

5/15/2012 3:37:38 PM

#1403646
whoanelly

Oh please. Who plays ouija anymore? Maybe it's just me and where I grew up, but we didn't do ouija, we did beer. Then again we also went to Lowe's and pretended to work there for fun. So to each their own, I guess.

And I hate to nitpick, but if you just had sex with your boyfriend, you weren't being promiscuous because technically that would mean you had a lot of partners. You just had a lot of sex. So that's one less thing to hate yourself for due to brainwashing. That's good!

5/15/2012 5:18:44 PM

#1404048
Ebon

Sweetheart, I actually AM a Satanist and trust me, all you had was a case of the teenagers.

5/16/2012 4:25:07 PM

#1404092
Philbert McAdamia

@ whoanelly
Then again we also went to Lowe's and pretended to work there for fun.

I go to Home Depot every day and pretend to have fun. I damn sure can't pretend it's for the money.

5/16/2012 9:16:28 PM

#1404094
aaa

I would find it surprising if this story wasn't full of utter shit.

5/16/2012 9:54:46 PM

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Often Partisan

It's called teenage angst?

5/17/2012 2:58:43 AM

#1404783
NonProphet

In other words, you were a teenager.

A particulary gullible teenager who thought that an amusing product created by the Parker Brothers company was some ancient occult device, apparently.

5/19/2012 3:21:44 AM

#1410359
cuneas

We all did, honey. It's this little thing called "adolescence". It happens to everyone, and it has nothing to do with demonic possession.

6/6/2012 2:42:32 AM

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ChrisInManc

Did you consent to all of these activities? Yes? Then take some god damned responsibility and stop looking to a magic man in the sky to absolve you.

6/6/2012 2:57:57 AM

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Crimson Lizard

I concur with my esteemed colleagues in diagnosing a case of adolescence. Don't worry, it goes away... for most people, anyway. Some do seem to make a lifestyle out of it.

9/14/2012 3:42:02 PM
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