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#1402842
cam
So, you were a rebellious teenager who did drugs, and then exhibited the classic signs of addiction after doing more of them? Shocking, it must be the devil!
5/14/2012 1:25:28 PM
#1402843
checkmate
I have been using drugs since i was 14. We started using more drugs. i had started sleeping with my boyfriend
Reading what you wrote, it sounds like you're more concerned about having sex than you are about being a 14 drug addict.
In other words: your story's a bunch of bullshit, one of those fake and farbricated "confessions" meant to scare kids.
You probably justify your lies by telling yourself you're helping others.
Come on Miah, we all know that never happened. People who have really been there don't talk like that.
5/14/2012 1:26:28 PM
#1402873
Brendan Rizzo
@ Extraintrovert:
Funny you should mention that... GamesWorkshop pretty much based the entire society of the Imperium of Man on how fundamentalists behave. Fundies are probably the only people in the world (other than possibly Charles Bhepin) who would actually want to live in the 40k universe.
5/14/2012 2:17:41 PM
#1402905
Hey yo that last part is hot.
5/14/2012 3:45:08 PM
#1402969
Hoplite
http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/facepalm-ascii.jpg
5/14/2012 6:31:55 PM
#1402972
Phloom
How come my Ouija board never did that for me? Fuck, these fundies have all the fun.
5/14/2012 6:44:46 PM
#1403103
@Brendan Rizzo
No way, fundies'd hate the Imperium. In the year 40.000 they're far too busy with discriminating people with extra eyes and tentacles to discriminate teh gays and womenz.
5/15/2012 1:13:36 AM
#1403187
Binky
Sounds like a fairly classical goth teenage phase. It also isn't really that fundie tbh,
5/15/2012 4:10:22 AM
#1403475
JSS
I once engaged in ouija, and before my very own horrified eyes, I started acting like your average, pick of the day, confused adolescent.
5/15/2012 11:41:20 AM
#1403481
Elia
...OK, assuming there's even a grain of truth here:
So, you were just being a normal teenager? Well, maybe more extreme, but I think you can blame that on your parents. When parents are super-strict, there's usually some clash or other when kids hit their teens.
5/15/2012 11:51:43 AM
#1403506
Anon
"Mark"= Herpes
5/15/2012 12:37:29 PM
#1403607
TheLastCenturion
holy shit!
-drug experimentation
-undeserved sense of entitlement
-sex obsession
-poor hygiene
-abnormal clothing
i think every sixteen year old in existence is being seduced by the devil, guys!!
5/15/2012 3:37:17 PM
#1403609
The_L
Post hoc, ergo propter hoc, eh?
5/15/2012 3:37:38 PM
#1403646
whoanelly
Oh please. Who plays ouija anymore? Maybe it's just me and where I grew up, but we didn't do ouija, we did beer. Then again we also went to Lowe's and pretended to work there for fun. So to each their own, I guess.
And I hate to nitpick, but if you just had sex with your boyfriend, you weren't being promiscuous because technically that would mean you had a lot of partners. You just had a lot of sex. So that's one less thing to hate yourself for due to brainwashing. That's good!
5/15/2012 5:18:44 PM
#1404048
Ebon
Sweetheart, I actually AM a Satanist and trust me, all you had was a case of the teenagers.
5/16/2012 4:25:07 PM
#1404092
Philbert McAdamia
@ whoanelly
Then again we also went to Lowe's and pretended to work there for fun.
I go to Home Depot every day and pretend to have fun. I damn sure can't pretend it's for the money.
5/16/2012 9:16:28 PM
#1404094
aaa
I would find it surprising if this story wasn't full of utter shit.
5/16/2012 9:54:46 PM
#1404123
Often Partisan
It's called teenage angst?
5/17/2012 2:58:43 AM
#1404783
NonProphet
In other words, you were a teenager.
A particulary gullible teenager who thought that an amusing product created by the Parker Brothers company was some ancient occult device, apparently.
5/19/2012 3:21:44 AM
#1410359
cuneas
We all did, honey. It's this little thing called "adolescence". It happens to everyone, and it has nothing to do with demonic possession.
6/6/2012 2:42:32 AM
#1410365
ChrisInManc
Did you consent to all of these activities? Yes? Then take some god damned responsibility and stop looking to a magic man in the sky to absolve you.
6/6/2012 2:57:57 AM
#1447468
Crimson Lizard
I concur with my esteemed colleagues in diagnosing a case of adolescence. Don't worry, it goes away... for most people, anyway. Some do seem to make a lifestyle out of it.
9/14/2012 3:42:02 PM
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