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#1402611
So you were "quiet and reserved," AND you were "very mean and aggressive?" WTH? Care to explain that?
5/14/2012 6:55:19 AM
#1402617
Horsefeathers
"I was at a troubling time that time of my life and had fallen out of school and dated one of the guys. that was a perfect way for satan to take hold of my life. he likes it when we are weak and lonely, because then we fall for temptation and anything that makes us feel good."
Oddly enough, the Church also likes to find people in despair. All cults do. It makes it easier to gain converts if you prey on people in such states. Just as the Scientologists or "Christian Counselors".
"My clothes changed, I started wearing baggy and ripped clothes, I only wore black. My hair was a mess and my nails chipped, I looked ghastly. Before I wore color and cared about how I looked."
This is what's known to normal people as "self expression" and just about every kid goes through that at that particular age. Each generation usually tries to outdo the last in appearance, too, in case you haven't noticed that.
"next to God comes cleanliness."
That's not what your Wholly Babble says. It says that next to loving god is loving your neighbor as yourself.
"My personality changed. I became very quiet and reserved. I was very mean and aggressive. I hated my parents and cursed all the time. I was angry all the time and felt sorry for myself. I no longer laughed and was depressed all the time."
Welcome to being a teenager.
I'm curious, had you ever had any social contact with anyone outside of your immediate family prior to this?
"I was sexually promiscuous. Me and my boyfriend had a lot of sex and I watched a lot of pornography, I engaged in masturbation almost twice or more a day. I was kind of obsessed with sex, our whole relationship was based on sex."
That's what happens when you're sixteen, you twit.
5/14/2012 7:01:26 AM
#1402625
Obviously it was Satan and not your hormones. It's great how you can do anything and then just get the slate wiped clean though, isn't it?
5/14/2012 7:05:55 AM
#1402626
Papabear
Yeah, I didn't play Twister in the church basement because my parents warned me that many Christians are child abusing fools.
I wouldn't play with a ouija board because it is a stupid exercise in group delusion... or pretended delusion.
5/14/2012 7:06:03 AM
#1402633
Jeff D.
In other words, holy crap, she started acting like a teenager.
5/14/2012 7:11:50 AM
#1402634
Extraintrovert
Not fundie, just a poor, ignorant brainwashed child with cultist parents. I actually feel rather sorry for her (at least I assume Miah is female), especially considering that the mark she's referring to is almost certainly a sexually transmitted infection; children of fundies are far more likely to not even know about contraception, let alone practice safe sex.
I do find it hilarious though that fundies seem to think ouija boards are anything worse than a potential scam. Someone needs to tell them that Warhammer is a work of fiction, and objects can't be tainted with the warp and leave one open to possession.
5/14/2012 7:12:09 AM
#1402640
OhJohnNo
That wasn't the ouija board's fault, sis.
Sidenote: Why the fuck is "weejy board" spelt like "ouija board"? Always bothered me.
5/14/2012 7:14:55 AM
#1402648
Mayhem
@OhJohnNo
According to Wiki, it comes from a combination of the French and German words for "yes", oui and ja, made by the guy who began to heavily market it as a toy.
5/14/2012 7:25:05 AM
#1402654
J. James
Oh my lord.
OUIJIA BOARDS LEAD TO ADOLESCENCE!!
5/14/2012 7:33:41 AM
#1402657
Thinking Allowed
Drugs and dropping out of school will do all those things to you. The Ouija board had nothing to do with it.
5/14/2012 7:38:05 AM
#1402659
Stonespiral
Sounds to me like you were a teenager.
5/14/2012 7:41:11 AM
#1402680
Ripper
That is why safe ouija education works better than abstinence education. These kids don't know to sanitize the ouija and then everyone gets herpes.
5/14/2012 8:19:04 AM
#1402685
JohnTheAtheist
Damn girl, whats your phone number?
Also, why is your boyfriend rubbing his cock on your back? You aren't doing it right.
5/14/2012 8:37:46 AM
#1402708
Berny
Everything you just described has all the earmarks of a teenager rebelling against authority.
This has fuck-all to do with a Ouija board or the paranormal and everything to do with being a hormonal teenager.
5/14/2012 9:11:10 AM
#1402724
That...does not sound very bad at all. Go back to being that sort of person, and maybe you will have friends
5/14/2012 9:41:00 AM
#1402742
Ludd
Maybe you shouldn't be treating your STD's with "medical salves and stuff".
"My personality changed. I became very quiet and reserved. I was very mean and aggressive. I hated my parents and cursed all the time. I was angry all the time and felt sorry for myself. I no longer laughed and was depressed all the time."
Wow! A teenager who acts like a teenager! Surely this is the fault of a Parker Brothers board game.
5/14/2012 10:29:29 AM
#1402744
Danarth
@1402611
It's not impossible to do.
I was very quiet and didn't communicate much throughtout my teenage years because I was bullied a great deal so always felt isolated.
A lot of time that made me feel very angry and upset so there was the occasion that I would lash out at someone or something in a very hostile manner. Unfortunately it was rarely ever towards someone who deserved it.
Shamefully, it was almost always a member of my family whom, with one exception, never deserved it.
It was a shameful thing to do which I recognize but I do not believe it was do with an genuine malice towards them, just misplaced frustration and anger.
Teenager years can be troublesome
5/14/2012 10:32:42 AM
#1402747
Sasha
You've just described half my high school class.
5/14/2012 10:39:59 AM
#1402753
Philbert McAdamia
I can just hear the mom; "Now, Little Miah, you can go out and have fun, but don't you go play with any Ouija Board in the cemetary, or it will lead to drugs, meanness, chipped nails, changing your clothes and almost masturbating. Twice!. Also that boyfriend of yours could get a red mark that looks a lot like lipstick near his privates, if he isn't careful. And when will you ever stop acting like a damned teenager?"
Hugh G. Rection ftw. Lol.
5/14/2012 10:53:08 AM
#1402765
tracer
"I was at a troubling time that time of my life and had fallen out of school and dated one of the guys."
You're lying. True Christians don't date.
5/14/2012 11:32:00 AM
#1402776
Old Viking
Is this regretful or boastful?
5/14/2012 11:55:01 AM
#1402777
Apatheist
Teenage rebellion coupled with sexual repression. When repressed people rebel, they go way further than a lot of people do.
5/14/2012 11:55:10 AM
#1402780
musicalbookworm
Do you think you could throw a few more outlandish cliches into your testimony? This has few enough it's almost believable.
5/14/2012 11:58:54 AM
#1402808
Emptiness is loneliness and loneliness is cleanliness and cleanliness is godliness and god is empty.
5/14/2012 12:50:58 PM
#1402822
Tatsukun
Yup, Jebuz can't prevent puberty.
5/14/2012 1:08:15 PM
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