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Hi there. this is my testimony. When I was 16 I had a group of guy friends who all played ouija at the graveyard. I refused to do it since my parents were christians and have warned me against it since i was young. I was at a troubling time that time of my life and had fallen out of school and dated one of the guys. that was a perfect way for satan to take hold of my life. he likes it when we are weak and lonely, because then we fall for temptation and anything that makes us feel good. I have been using drugs since i was 14, but after they all played ouija, things changed for the worst. We all got infected with some kind of mark that looked like an infection. medical salves and stuff couldnt remove the mark. mine was on my back, my boyfriends near his privates. We started using more drugs and became very different.

The following changes took place in me after the ouija incident – and after i had started sleeping with my boyfriend:

My clothes changed, I started wearing baggy and ripped clothes, I only wore black. My hair was a mess and my nails chipped, I looked ghastly. Before I wore color and cared about how I looked. – next to God comes cleanliness.

My personality changed. I became very quiet and reserved. I was very mean and aggressive. I hated my parents and cursed all the time. I was angry all the time and felt sorry for myself. I no longer laughed and was depressed all the time.

I was sexually promiscuous. Me and my boyfriend had a lot of sex and I watched a lot of pornography, I engaged in masturbation almost twice or more a day. I was kind of obsessed with sex, our whole relationship was based on sex.

Miah, Bible Knowledge 72 Comments [5/14/2012 3:32:38 AM]
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#1402476
Diatryma

Could it be... that you were a relatively normal rebellious teenager?

5/14/2012 3:39:30 AM
#1402482


Sounds like you had a case of the teenagers.

5/14/2012 3:46:03 AM
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Danarth

Good grief, that's terrible!

No wait...you were just being a teenager.

Seriously, Miah, you shouldn't let people make you feel guilty because you were going through normal human development.

5/14/2012 3:48:41 AM
#1402488
Hugh G. Rection

So, what are you doing Saturday night?

5/14/2012 3:57:32 AM
#1402495
Lizuka

Sounds like Ouija boards make people more fun.

5/14/2012 4:00:24 AM
#1402509
Swede

I'd say the dropping out of school is more serious than the playing with ouija boards.

How can you be quiet and reserved, and agressive and cursing at the same time?

5/14/2012 4:28:06 AM
#1402512


As everyone has said, you were being a teenager. And any abnormalities beyond that would be far more likely to have been caused by all those drugs you were taking than by playing with a ouija board.

5/14/2012 4:39:15 AM
#1402513
Titania

I never knew that sex with your boyfriend and masturbation makes one promiscuous. I should stop cheating on my boyfriend with myself.

5/14/2012 4:42:56 AM
#1402514
farpadokly

It's such a tragedy that these people have been presented with this false dichotomy, this false choice: Either Christianity or the Occult. One kind of supernatural nonsense or the other.
It's a shame, and a failure in education, that they don't have the option to embrace secularism and then they would realise that all of the above is called being a teenager.

5/14/2012 4:43:33 AM
#1402516
NearlySane

Holy Hormones, Batman!

5/14/2012 4:44:39 AM
#1402517
Filin De Blanc

Apparently Satan's evil plan consists of turning teenagers into teenagers.

Somehow I don't think Satan is much of a threat.

5/14/2012 4:44:40 AM
#1402522


Almost twice?... Don't you mean once?

5/14/2012 4:52:28 AM
#1402533
Leighton Buzzard

Bollocks. I don't believe this is anything but Lying For Jesus.

5/14/2012 4:57:35 AM
#1402535
Mister Spak

"my parents were christians "

That's the cause of all your problems.

5/14/2012 4:58:48 AM
#1402537
Brendan Rizzo

If you aren't lying for Jesus (and that's a big if) then it looks like you and boyfriend contracted some sexually transmitted disease. You should get that checked out.

This is also why people need to know what STDs are. Not that it would stop lying for Jesus, though.

5/14/2012 4:59:42 AM
#1402539
Jezebel's Evil Sister

True, cleanliness IS next to godliness.

Unfortunately, godliness is next to insanity.

5/14/2012 5:00:48 AM
#1402551
greenblade

I'd suggest maybe it wasn't a Mark of the Beast or an STI but a reaction to a tick-bite. The pitfalls of getting naked in the open air...

5/14/2012 5:23:02 AM
#1402553
fishtank

Sounds like a jolly good time to me.

5/14/2012 5:33:17 AM
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Hertzyscowicz

Most of the time I hear this story, the woman is blaming it on the drugs.

5/14/2012 5:36:44 AM
#1402566
Hasher

How does one masturbate "almost twice or more"?

5/14/2012 6:03:02 AM
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Mikgof

The tragedy is that a teenager is made to feel guilty just for being a normal teenager. It's not Satan, it's hormones.

5/14/2012 6:03:28 AM
#1402585


Another fundie trying to blame outside forces for her behavior rather than take personal responsibiltiy for her choices. At least it's a refreshing twist on the old "video games/heavy metal music made me do it".

5/14/2012 6:23:37 AM
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D Laurier

So you were a repressed teenager who turned to her boyfreind for the affection your parents did not provide. And you were too ignorant about sex to understand it, but you felt so guilty for liking it, that you wallowed in self hate.

This is normal in teenaged girls from hyper religious familys.

5/14/2012 6:24:04 AM
#1402588
Doubting Thomas

Those changes can easily be explained by drug use or teenage rebellion. Teenagers often like to wear all black to express their moodiness, or a desire to be "goth," and drug users often neglect their appearance. No need for demons summoned by an ouija board. And the desire for sex is normal when you throw off the shackles of Puritan Christian beliefs that all sex is dirty and evil. Plus I notice that she dropped out of school before the ouija incident, indicating that she had problems in her life before any supposed demons came around.

5/14/2012 6:28:03 AM
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Joe Mama

So which was it, were you quiet and reserved, or were you mean and aggressive? Or do you mean that before you were mean and aggressive, and after playing with the Ouija board you became quiet and reserved? So the evil spirits did you a favor?

And you dropped out of school and had been using drugs since you were 14, but bad things didn't happen until 2 years later when your boyfriend played with an Ouija board? Looks like you had a lot of personal demons which were ruining your life that had nothing to do with mythical demons.

5/14/2012 6:47:17 AM
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