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Message: I have a story very similar to the ouija board story. It involves a woman that called a psychic hotline to hear her future. After she made that call she was tormented by an evil presence appearing like a gray, foul-smelling mist that followed her everywhere.

After failures in her life, losing friends and her family becoming distant, she called our pastor to pray over her. When the pastor entered her home, she knew an evil presence was there. She commanded it to leave and anointed the home with holy oil and the presence left the woman’s home and she now lives in peace.

Our pastor has told the congregation many times not to mess with any kind of objects pertaining to witchcraft, the occult, soothsayers, etc. because they’re all portals to hell and if you open them, you’re headed for destruction.

Even as innocent as the Harry Potter books are, that’s still against the Word of God, and look how many children read them and watch the movies. Satan has a very short time to wreak his havoc and he is doing it in all kinds of ways, both gentle and violent. Now more than ever is the time to seek God with all of our hearts and feed our spirits with his word. Thank you for your time.

name ommited, Bible Knowledge 39 Comments [5/14/2012 3:32:05 AM]
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Submitted By: zipperback
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#1402484


Just had to throw Harry Potter in there didn't yah?

5/14/2012 3:47:26 AM
#1402499
Percy Q. Shunn


5/14/2012 4:02:53 AM
#1402508
Swede

The Harry Potter series is about the fight between good and evil, stupid.
Harry, the force of Good, wins in the end, after coming back from the dead, sort of.

5/14/2012 4:22:14 AM
#1402534
Leighton Buzzard

Nope. More Lying For Jesus.

5/14/2012 4:58:11 AM
#1402538
Mister Spak

"After she made that call she was tormented by an evil presence appearing like a gray, foul-smelling mist that followed her everywhere. "

Demons have caller ID?

5/14/2012 4:59:52 AM
#1402543
Brendan Rizzo

Only in America are so many people swayed by anecdotes and pure hearsay.

5/14/2012 5:03:14 AM
#1402545
Jezebel's Evil Sister

"... When the pastor entered her home, she knew an evil presence was there. ..."

I don't doubt it. Many fundy bastards pastors ARE evil.

5/14/2012 5:04:29 AM
#1402564
Xotan

Doesn't Paul specifically rant against women spraking in the ekklesia - i.e. the church? So how can your female pastor be Christian?

5/14/2012 5:57:07 AM
#1402573
Pup

While I'd like to say that this person was probably just a bit mental and the pastor recognised this and did her bit to aleviate her paranoia, this probably never happened anyway so it doesn't really make any difference what I say. :)

5/14/2012 6:11:56 AM
#1402583


They're fundie enough to see demons around every corner, but they allow female pastors?

5/14/2012 6:23:00 AM
#1402592
SpukiKitty

"After she made that call she was tormented by an evil presence appearing like a gray, foul-smelling mist that followed her everywhere."

Uh...I'd blame her crummy digestive system more than diabolic critters.

And the Harry Potter thing's deader than disco...SHEESH!

5/14/2012 6:33:40 AM
#1402594
Doubting Thomas

Are you kidding me? I thought just about everyone knew that those psychic hotlines were just ripoffs. Or is this just another one-up story?

5/14/2012 6:34:45 AM
#1402607
Joe Mama

I call lying for Jesus. What about the thousands of other people who called Miss Cleo but weren't followed by demons?

5/14/2012 6:52:22 AM
#1402627
Horsefeathers

"When the pastor entered her home, she knew an evil presence was there."

Wait, wait, wait. She? What kind of unbiblical Satanic church does your friend attend? The Wholly Babble clearly states that women are not to be in a position of authority over men, nor are they to instruct men. That would obviously include running a church.

No wonder your friend had demon troubles.

Either that or you're just making shit up.

5/14/2012 7:07:03 AM
#1402632
Papabear

"Even as innocent as the Harry Potter books are, that’s still against the Word of God, and look how many children read them and watch the movies."

I looked at how many children read the Harry Potter books, then I looked at how many children who read Harry Potter books become involved in "witchcraft, the occult, soothsayers, etc." Hmmm, next to none. So, you're just blowing wind.

5/14/2012 7:11:34 AM
#1402639
Extraintrovert

Once again, Warhammer is a work of fiction. Objects cannot be tainted by the warp.

5/14/2012 7:14:28 AM
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And this kids, is why you shouldn't call 976-EVIL.

5/14/2012 8:15:05 AM
#1402681
Ryushikaze

@Rizzo:

No, Brendan, not just in America. Your version of American exceptionalism is just as bad as the 'Ra Ra!' version of American exceptionalism, and equally foundless. Yes, the country has issues. These are neither unique nor insurmountable. Stop bitching about them and start working to fix them. You'll feel better.

5/14/2012 8:24:12 AM
#1402682
Ripper

So just to be clear, a psychic told her the future, so she started farting a bunch which made her lose friends, then a pastor poured some oil and everything is fine now? I think that is what you call a carbon monoxide leak resulting in delusions.

5/14/2012 8:24:47 AM
#1402683
JohnTheAtheist

By anointing do you mean she gave her a bath?

5/14/2012 8:35:08 AM
#1402709
Berny

Only morons call psychic hotlines. The rest of your story reeks of bullshit.
As for Harry Potter, they are meant as entertainment but you retarded fuckwits condemn them based on a mistranslation in your great King James Bible.
Get a life.

5/14/2012 9:13:44 AM
#1402727
Frank

"After she made that call she was tormented by an evil presence appearing like a gray, foul-smelling mist that followed her everywhere."

I'd lay off the baked beans and boiled eggs.

5/14/2012 9:50:03 AM
#1402732
Mystik Spiral

We have names for these kinds of "stories". In the real world, we call them urban legends.

5/14/2012 10:05:56 AM
#1402745
Sasha

a gray, foul-smelling mist

Have this woman ever heard of deodorant?

5/14/2012 10:35:46 AM
#1402751


Harry Potter is the Devil.

Waterboy's Mom

5/14/2012 10:47:46 AM
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