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Quote# 87269

[Found in the "Reference" sections of Conservapedia pages.]

This page is proudly free from citations

To insist on finding a reference elsewhere for every statement made, as Wikipedia does, is to be a slave to hearsay. The authors of this page have enough confidence in their own insight not to lean on the opinions and assertions of others.

Andrew Schafly, Conservapedia 74 Comments [5/10/2012 3:30:10 AM]
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#1401345
Ebon

Translated: We just make shit up. Get used to it.

5/11/2012 12:00:57 AM

#1401361
aaa

Who can even differentiate between a troll and a real nutjob at this point?

5/11/2012 2:17:42 AM

#1401478
DHCKris

What the hell this is the stupidest thing I have ever read in my life. DURRRR EDUCATION AND SCHOLARSHIP IS FUR IDIOTS DURRRR

Like, seriously, man, I'm tearing my hair out at how infuriating this statement it.

5/11/2012 8:40:18 AM

#1401483
Misterboston

Translation: This bullshit is good enough that we don't need to back it up with horseshit.

5/11/2012 9:07:20 AM

#1401488


Shouldn't have xpected anything else.

5/11/2012 9:14:54 AM

#1401494
louislois

Conservapedia in a nutshell.

"We don't need to the provide evidence for our made-up shit"

5/11/2012 9:25:11 AM

#1401555
whoanelly

This made me cackle because it explains so. much. Still: Citation Needed. For everything on your pitiful, stupidity-laden, homeskool reference guide website.

5/11/2012 1:19:24 PM

#1401562
Mike K.

I'm not surprised.

5/11/2012 1:49:08 PM

#1401563
TheJebusFire

So, you just pull stuff out of your ass and call it fact?

5/11/2012 1:51:05 PM

#1401576
Renon

Such a treat, to see a nutjob website come out and admit that its statements have no basis in fact! Ah, allow me to sample it like fine wine~!

5/11/2012 2:50:44 PM

#1401584
Alencon

In other words, you think it's ok to just make shit up.

5/11/2012 4:56:45 PM

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5/11/2012 5:29:23 PM

#1401608
SodaCrates

Conservapedia has to be a joke. It's just too good not to be a joke. Stephen Colbert summed up Andy's position best, "reality has a well known liberal bias."

5/11/2012 6:43:27 PM

#1401792
I Read About The Afterlife

Andrew Schafly isn't aware that "I reject your reality and substitute my own," is not actually the 11th commandment.

5/12/2012 2:30:21 PM

#1401911
Justanotheratheist

Thanks for removing any doubts that you are just making shit up. After all, it's effectively how all religion works anyway, so why buck the trend?

The only original thing here is your definition of hearsay.

5/13/2012 12:26:20 AM

#1401995
Agahnim

Hey, you know what Assfly?

[citation needed]

5/13/2012 5:26:10 AM

#1403095
rebel

Yeah, that didn't work for us during school, when we missed out the bibliography. Maybe because we didn't have the proper qualifications to espouse opinions on interpretations of scientific data?

5/15/2012 12:46:08 AM

#1404088


Encyclopedias need (trustworthy) references in order to be seen as credible.

You know, so they can't throw around bullshit claims without backing them up with reliable sources?

If I were fully confident that Gorillas could speak English, by your low standards of proof, all I would need to do is write it the fuck down.

And hearsay is a legal term and I doubt it's really applicable here.

Fuck, Andy...how did you EVER become a lawyer? You suck at EVERYTHING.

5/16/2012 8:58:53 PM

#1469415
Mark Poe

At least you are honest about your lack of evidence.

11/13/2012 7:49:58 PM

#1469453
anti-nonsense

So basically you admit that you are an arrogant bastard, Assfly?

11/13/2012 10:35:09 PM

#1472814


It is hard to give citations since reality has a liberal bias.

11/22/2012 5:34:50 AM

#1472827
Iczer-four

"This page is proudly free from citations"
Now we know everything you say on your website is bull shit

without citations you have no proof to your claims and without proof you are just another liar.

So in short "Prove it or get the fuck out!"

11/22/2012 5:48:51 AM

#1496593
Quantum Mechanic

So you just make up shit.
Andy won't do well in the future.

1/20/2013 6:47:56 PM

#1532184
A.Square

Citations are there because your opinion may be a fucking pile of bullshit. There I said it.

4/27/2013 7:19:42 AM
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