The Heartland Institute,
[5/10/2012 3:29:41 AM]
Fundie Index: 98
Submitted By: OhJohnNo
5/10/2012 7:37:33 AM
5/10/2012 7:38:20 AM
A nutcase terrorist =/= scientific fact.
Use of non-sequitur.
Your argument is invalid.
What isn't invalid, though, is this fact: Hitler was anti-abortion. You right-wing fundies are anti-abortion.
-Life argument is therefore invalid.
Hitler was a right-winger. [/Reverse Godwin]
Seems that it's not only Giveitaday and yours truly who have competition as FSTDT's Argument Annihilator-in residence.
And I'm glad of it. The more the merrier, says I!
5/10/2012 7:42:01 AM
Rabbit of Caerbannog
That was hilarious and spot on. You win.
5/10/2012 7:44:47 AM
I still have my mustache. Do you?
5/10/2012 7:55:02 AM
Hmm... does that mean we have a new term now?
5/10/2012 8:18:05 AM
Do you eat sugar? Want to see a picture of someone else who ate sugar?
5/10/2012 8:22:43 AM
Jeffery Dahmer made chocolate...CHOCOLATE IS EVIL!
John Wayne Gacy was a Jaycee who met Rosalyn Carter...JAYCEES & THE CARTERS ARE EVIL!
Hitler loved doggies...DOGGIES ARE EVIL!
Is that the best you can come up with, Fartland Ignoramuses?
5/10/2012 8:46:48 AM
The Heartland Institute is essentially a front for right-wing denialist morons. Why are they even involved in any intelligent discussion on global climate change?
5/10/2012 9:00:16 AM
"Is that the best you can come up with, Fartland Ignoramuses?"
I lol'd! X3 You made my day there.
5/10/2012 9:51:42 AM
Yup. I learned about anthropogenic global warming in 1972 (probably before Ted K) in a midwestern agricultural college in Earth Science 101, taught by a Methodist with a crewcut. Sadly, some of the predicions have come true.
5/10/2012 10:15:41 AM
Ad. Freaking. Hominem.
5/10/2012 11:08:46 AM
Reductio ad Unabomberum. A novel twist on the association fallacy.
5/10/2012 11:53:55 AM
...AND A NEW NICKNAME IS BORN!
...and now...The Fartland Ignoramuses!
5/10/2012 12:58:53 PM
5/10/2012 1:04:14 PM
Creedence Leonore Gielgud
Ted also has a PhD in mathematics, therefore math is wrong. And evil...
Today at work a simple math error, caused me to kill twelve of the parts, I was milling. Now, I could just man-up, and take responsibility for my brain-fart, but that wouldn't be very Christian/Republican of me. No, it was all math's fault, which is well known to have been used by the Nazis, and commies. Hell, I hear that gay people, and girl scouts use math too!
5/10/2012 2:19:01 PM
And Hitler drank water. What's up with that?
5/10/2012 2:40:55 PM
So what if he does? Hitler was a Christian.
5/10/2012 2:48:09 PM
I wonder what they'd say about a billboard with Eric Roudolph saying he opposes abortion and same sex marriage.
5/10/2012 3:56:50 PM
The truth is the truth no matter who says it.
5/10/2012 4:17:38 PM
It just means some human monsters have human traits.. so the next time you see a rightwing nutbar trying to show his "human" side, assume he's guilty of something and call the cops.
5/10/2012 4:23:33 PM
Presumably, the Unabomber also believes that:
The earth goes around the sun
Water is what wears down rocks in the desert
The world is flat
"It's" needs an apostrophe when referring to the contraction of "it is"
Apricots are fruit
And yet... somehow... all of these are still perfectly valid. But the Unabomber believes them! They MUST be wrong!! HOW CAN THIS BEEEE?! YOUR LOGIC IS UNDENIABLE!! PARADOX...
5/10/2012 5:13:24 PM
I bet the unabomber believes that eating is good, guess you should stop eating.
5/10/2012 6:59:57 PM
I accept that global warming is happening just like I continue to paint. You know who else liked to paint? H fucking ITLER
Yep, that's me, Teddy boy and Adolf rolled into one.
5/10/2012 8:12:54 PM
So by this logic, we could put up a image of all the psychopaths that are Christian, right? You'd be okay with us using your logic on that... right?
5/10/2012 8:15:43 PM