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#1399614
SpukiKitty
...and this guy went to Harvard? I'm suprised he knows how to BREATHE.
5/6/2012 6:30:48 AM
#1399797
Godlesspanther
Andy Shitfly is, and I hate to say it, more deranged than his mother.
5/6/2012 8:41:22 PM
#1400062
Alessia
Hi, my name is Alessia and I would love to teach you some physics. Also, you cannot say it is wrong...and it was NEVER meant as a GUT. I think that's what he's referring to? Does he even know any science?
Also, light and matter are not too different. Photons are a lot like all the other subatomic particles. And this is where I don't go into theory.
5/7/2012 12:52:26 PM
#1400161
Blayze Kohime
So if all our theories are not true, then how come our technology based on such theories (like say, the computer you use to access Conservapedia) work so well?
5/7/2012 8:24:07 PM
#1400175
Shadoboy
And that's why your name will never be a synonimous with "genious".
5/7/2012 9:43:21 PM
#1400189
Frelus
@Blayze:
Do you really not know?
Goddidit, of course!
5/7/2012 10:18:38 PM
#1400591
michael3ov
I hate conservatives.
5/9/2012 1:41:27 AM
#1400630
Polymeron
Sometimes I wonder if Andy has crossed the lines and became a parodist himself.
Thoughts like this help me maintain some shred of hope for humanity.
:(
5/9/2012 4:48:55 AM
#1400931
tranz2deep
I got nothin'.
This guy's abysmal lack of intellect is beyond understanding.
5/9/2012 6:50:19 PM
#1400956
rebel
You could have just said you don't understand Einstein. We wouldn't think less of you, because, speaking for myself, it would be next to impossible to think lower of you, than I do now.
5/9/2012 11:14:22 PM
#1400967
Justanotheratheist
No, it's "as described in the Book of Genesis" which is the meaningless statement. Even the Book of Bugs Bunny and the Amazing Talking Carrot isn't as meaningless.
5/10/2012 1:13:06 AM
#1401508
SpukiKitty
"....as described in the Book of Genesis."
Joseph Campbell's ghost appears before Fly Boy & hits him with an EPIC ECTOPLASMIC CLUE-SWATTER!
5/11/2012 10:20:56 AM
#1401560
JT
The Bible says no such thing and you know it.
5/11/2012 1:46:23 PM
#1419110
I May Vomit
Rule 1: You do <b>NOT</b> disprove Einstein's theories of relativity outside the scientific method. (Nothing scientific may be disproven without the use of the scientific method.)
Rule 2: You do <b>NOT</b>, and I mean <b>ABSOLUTELY NOT</b>, use the Bible as a science textbook. (This is Galileo's Counterargument against the Inquisition. It makes sense, unlike this fundamentalist poppycock.)
7/3/2012 7:48:14 AM
#1419257
You heard it here folks, from a fully qualified university trained engineer.
Pity about the relativity thing and GPS though :(
7/3/2012 3:47:55 PM
#1419310
Nuke
boom
7/3/2012 8:14:24 PM
#1476652
schlafly is a joke
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
11/30/2012 7:34:16 PM
#1476679
anti-nonsense
There are only two things that are infinite, the universe and the stupidity of people like Assfly, and I'm not sure about the universe.
11/30/2012 9:09:54 PM
#1476707
xyz
Oh Andy, whatever could we do without you?
11/30/2012 11:10:09 PM
#1489116
lisamariefan
Hey look! It's a liberal klaptrap!
1/2/2013 2:31:41 AM
#1501462
grantcart
He may have a good foundation to sue Princeton and Harvard for educational malpractice.
How they didn't laugh him out of the first semester is beyond me.
I know if he tried to rewrite 'liberal bias' out of the Revised Standard Version at Princeton Theological Seminary Metzger would climb out of his grave and come scare the holy shit out of him.
2/2/2013 10:37:31 PM
#1502173
Blarghonius
"Biblical Scientific Foreknowledge": n.
Making shit up based on myths. Has yielded exactly zero important discoveries.
2/4/2013 5:44:56 PM
#1513647
However, Einstein is a genious and Andy a bad taste joke that not even Christians took seriously.
3/9/2013 10:52:24 AM
#1513796
Simply put, Conservapedia is bullshit claptrap.
3/9/2013 8:50:58 PM
#1513820
Mikgof
"Simply put, E=mc2 is liberal claptrap."
My all time favourite Andy Schlafly quote. It's statements like that, that make him the King Clown of the Internet. And long may he reign.
3/10/2013 3:03:00 AM
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