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...and this guy went to Harvard? I'm suprised he knows how to BREATHE.
5/6/2012 6:30:48 AM
Andy Shitfly is, and I hate to say it, more deranged than his mother.
5/6/2012 8:41:22 PM
Hi, my name is Alessia and I would love to teach you some physics. Also, you cannot say it is wrong...and it was NEVER meant as a GUT. I think that's what he's referring to? Does he even know any science?
Also, light and matter are not too different. Photons are a lot like all the other subatomic particles. And this is where I don't go into theory.
5/7/2012 12:52:26 PM
So if all our theories are not true, then how come our technology based on such theories (like say, the computer you use to access Conservapedia) work so well?
5/7/2012 8:24:07 PM
And that's why your name will never be a synonimous with "genious".
5/7/2012 9:43:21 PM
Do you really not know?
Goddidit, of course!
5/7/2012 10:18:38 PM
I hate conservatives.
5/9/2012 1:41:27 AM
Sometimes I wonder if Andy has crossed the lines and became a parodist himself.
Thoughts like this help me maintain some shred of hope for humanity.
5/9/2012 4:48:55 AM
I got nothin'.
This guy's abysmal lack of intellect is beyond understanding.
5/9/2012 6:50:19 PM
You could have just said you don't understand Einstein. We wouldn't think less of you, because, speaking for myself, it would be next to impossible to think lower of you, than I do now.
5/9/2012 11:14:22 PM
No, it's "as described in the Book of Genesis" which is the meaningless statement. Even the Book of Bugs Bunny and the Amazing Talking Carrot isn't as meaningless.
5/10/2012 1:13:06 AM
"....as described in the Book of Genesis."
Joseph Campbell's ghost appears before Fly Boy & hits him with an EPIC ECTOPLASMIC CLUE-SWATTER!
5/11/2012 10:20:56 AM
The Bible says no such thing and you know it.
5/11/2012 1:46:23 PM
I May Vomit
Rule 1: You do <b>NOT</b> disprove Einstein's theories of relativity outside the scientific method. (Nothing scientific may be disproven without the use of the scientific method.)
Rule 2: You do <b>NOT</b>, and I mean <b>ABSOLUTELY NOT</b>, use the Bible as a science textbook. (This is Galileo's Counterargument against the Inquisition. It makes sense, unlike this fundamentalist poppycock.)
7/3/2012 7:48:14 AM
You heard it here folks, from a fully qualified university trained engineer.
Pity about the relativity thing and GPS though :(
7/3/2012 3:47:55 PM
7/3/2012 8:14:24 PM
schlafly is a joke
11/30/2012 7:34:16 PM
There are only two things that are infinite, the universe and the stupidity of people like Assfly, and I'm not sure about the universe.
11/30/2012 9:09:54 PM
Oh Andy, whatever could we do without you?
11/30/2012 11:10:09 PM
Hey look! It's a liberal klaptrap!
1/2/2013 2:31:41 AM
He may have a good foundation to sue Princeton and Harvard for educational malpractice.
How they didn't laugh him out of the first semester is beyond me.
I know if he tried to rewrite 'liberal bias' out of the Revised Standard Version at Princeton Theological Seminary Metzger would climb out of his grave and come scare the holy shit out of him.
2/2/2013 10:37:31 PM
"Biblical Scientific Foreknowledge": n.
Making shit up based on myths. Has yielded exactly zero important discoveries.
2/4/2013 5:44:56 PM
However, Einstein is a genious and Andy a bad taste joke that not even Christians took seriously.
3/9/2013 10:52:24 AM
Simply put, Conservapedia is bullshit claptrap.
3/9/2013 8:50:58 PM
"Simply put, E=mc2 is liberal claptrap."
My all time favourite Andy Schlafly quote. It's statements like that, that make him the King Clown of the Internet. And long may he reign.
3/10/2013 3:03:00 AM
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