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#1399068
checkmate
E=mc2 is a meaningless statement in physics
No, not meaningless in physics, just in your head.
The Schlafly Conservapedia brain defies physics: it can sustain a perfect vacuum without being sealed off from the surrounding atmospheric pressure.
Amazing.
5/3/2012 3:19:20 PM
#1399070
Shax
Conservapedia: it's like Wikipedia for the Brawndoverse.
5/3/2012 3:35:00 PM
#1399072
Reality has a well-known liberal bias.
5/3/2012 3:39:03 PM
#1399074
Darkevilme
Here's my suggestion Andy: go find a nuclear testing site, You're a conservative Andy so you can probably get close to one, and stand next to the bomb when it's about to go off.
After all if its liberal claptrap then clearly nuclear explosions do not exist and you wont be harmed.
And if it turns out you're wrong who knows maybe your comic book level knowledge of science will bleed out and you can gain super powers from the radiation and rocket off into the stratosphere as the amazing fucktard man in order to spread ignorance and superstition to all people of the globe.
5/3/2012 3:57:34 PM
#1399075
myheadhurts
are you fucking kidding me
5/3/2012 3:58:17 PM
#1399081
Tatsukun
Aah, good old Andy. He's getting desperate to find stupid things to say and make people look at him. He's burning out the same way Beck did.
5/3/2012 4:42:09 PM
#1399088
Undead Will
Fox news+wikipedia..? Its like a shit storm of I'm wrong I know it I don't care
5/3/2012 5:04:33 PM
#1399094
Alencon
Y'all might want to ask Hiroshima and Nagasaki about that Andy.
5/3/2012 5:52:09 PM
#1399095
Darwin
LIBERALS UNDER THE BED! LIBERALS UNDER THE BED!
5/3/2012 5:56:45 PM
#1399098
checkmate
Simply put, E=mc2 is liberal claptrap.
And don't forget: Einstein was a Jew!!
So not only is E=mc2 liberal claptrap, it's also part of the devious international Jewish conspiracy. How could Schlafly miss that?
a unified theory of all the laws of physics are impossible, because light and matter were created at different times, in different ways, as described in the Book of Genesis.
And yet another chapter in the ongoing saga of the weak God.
Just because God (supposedly) created light and matter at different times, in different ways, doesn't mean that he couldn't have created them in such a way that they could be fit nicely into a unified theory. Why should that be "impossible" for an almighty God? Wouldn't it in fact be logical, neat, and tidy and make his creation more perfect?
Denying the possibility of a unified theory is an insult for God's creation, an insult for God huimself, and is therefore a deadly sin.
Have fun in Hell Andy.
5/3/2012 6:13:02 PM
#1399106
Karana
It's only meaningless to you because you're too much of an idiot to understand it Andy.
5/3/2012 6:58:59 PM
#1399132
Ebon
I love how Andy labels everything he doesn't understand or disagrees with as "liberal".
5/3/2012 8:59:59 PM
#1399135
Nowonmai
Andy, please go divide yourself by Zero, ok?
5/3/2012 9:30:30 PM
#1399136
Fireshark
OH MY GOD I JUST REALIZED!!!
Fundie God- Does not create system that can change, grow, or prosper on its own. System is weak and requires constant intervention.
Fundie view of Obama- Does not create system that can change, grow, or prosper on its own. System is weak and requires constant intervention.
OBAMA IS GOD! BAM! GRAND UNIFICATION!
5/3/2012 10:04:21 PM
#1399150
Agahnim
What.
5/4/2012 1:13:50 AM
#1399165
aaa
This shit would be too absurd for a comedy.
5/4/2012 2:49:40 AM
#1399186
Mithras
Seriously, this was at the bottom of my browser field of view, so I could see the quote, but not the "credits." First thing I thought was "Oh, teh Assfly is at it again!"
If you are recognized by your stupidity, something has goine horribly wrong.
5/4/2012 3:55:18 AM
#1399203
Raised by Horses
@Undead Will
Tide goes in, tide goes out. The moon is liberal claptrap.
5/4/2012 4:54:23 AM
#1399303
Jack Bauer
5/4/2012 11:31:14 AM
#1399335
Either I have to apologize for my ignorance or Andy does, but what does magnetism have to do with light?
5/4/2012 1:32:19 PM
#1399336
Toothygrin
Light is an electromagnetic wave. (hence, the "E.M." spectrum). Wikipedia will tell you more
5/4/2012 1:41:38 PM
#1399348
jz456
5/4/2012 2:22:32 PM
#1399502
Sagan's Ghost
Witness the consequences of not only an incomplete education, but a third rate one at that.
5/5/2012 1:08:01 PM
#1399509
Filin De Blanc
"Witness the consequences of not only an incomplete education, but a third rate one at that."
The sad thing is, Andy graduated from Harvard law.
5/5/2012 1:36:10 PM
#1399561
Fundies Make Me Sick
So basically, Andy doesn't have a mind and hates anything he perceives (or is told) is opposed to God/Christianity. Got it.
5/5/2012 9:55:09 PM
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