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E=mc2 is a meaningless statement in physics
No, not meaningless in physics, just in your head.
The Schlafly Conservapedia brain defies physics: it can sustain a perfect vacuum without being sealed off from the surrounding atmospheric pressure.
5/3/2012 3:19:20 PM
Conservapedia: it's like Wikipedia for the Brawndoverse.
5/3/2012 3:35:00 PM
Reality has a well-known liberal bias.
5/3/2012 3:39:03 PM
Here's my suggestion Andy: go find a nuclear testing site, You're a conservative Andy so you can probably get close to one, and stand next to the bomb when it's about to go off.
After all if its liberal claptrap then clearly nuclear explosions do not exist and you wont be harmed.
And if it turns out you're wrong who knows maybe your comic book level knowledge of science will bleed out and you can gain super powers from the radiation and rocket off into the stratosphere as the amazing fucktard man in order to spread ignorance and superstition to all people of the globe.
5/3/2012 3:57:34 PM
are you fucking kidding me
5/3/2012 3:58:17 PM
Aah, good old Andy. He's getting desperate to find stupid things to say and make people look at him. He's burning out the same way Beck did.
5/3/2012 4:42:09 PM
Fox news+wikipedia..? Its like a shit storm of I'm wrong I know it I don't care
5/3/2012 5:04:33 PM
Y'all might want to ask Hiroshima and Nagasaki about that Andy.
5/3/2012 5:52:09 PM
LIBERALS UNDER THE BED! LIBERALS UNDER THE BED!
5/3/2012 5:56:45 PM
Simply put, E=mc2 is liberal claptrap.
And don't forget: Einstein was a Jew!!
So not only is E=mc2 liberal claptrap, it's also part of the devious international Jewish conspiracy. How could Schlafly miss that?
a unified theory of all the laws of physics are impossible, because light and matter were created at different times, in different ways, as described in the Book of Genesis.
And yet another chapter in the ongoing saga of the weak God.
Just because God (supposedly) created light and matter at different times, in different ways, doesn't mean that he couldn't have created them in such a way that they could be fit nicely into a unified theory. Why should that be "impossible" for an almighty God? Wouldn't it in fact be logical, neat, and tidy and make his creation more perfect?
Denying the possibility of a unified theory is an insult for God's creation, an insult for God huimself, and is therefore a deadly sin.
Have fun in Hell Andy.
5/3/2012 6:13:02 PM
It's only meaningless to you because you're too much of an idiot to understand it Andy.
5/3/2012 6:58:59 PM
I love how Andy labels everything he doesn't understand or disagrees with as "liberal".
5/3/2012 8:59:59 PM
Andy, please go divide yourself by Zero, ok?
5/3/2012 9:30:30 PM
OH MY GOD I JUST REALIZED!!!
Fundie God- Does not create system that can change, grow, or prosper on its own. System is weak and requires constant intervention.
Fundie view of Obama- Does not create system that can change, grow, or prosper on its own. System is weak and requires constant intervention.
OBAMA IS GOD! BAM! GRAND UNIFICATION!
5/3/2012 10:04:21 PM
5/4/2012 1:13:50 AM
This shit would be too absurd for a comedy.
5/4/2012 2:49:40 AM
Seriously, this was at the bottom of my browser field of view, so I could see the quote, but not the "credits." First thing I thought was "Oh, teh Assfly is at it again!"
If you are recognized by your stupidity, something has goine horribly wrong.
5/4/2012 3:55:18 AM
Raised by Horses
Tide goes in, tide goes out. The moon is liberal claptrap.
5/4/2012 4:54:23 AM
5/4/2012 11:31:14 AM
Either I have to apologize for my ignorance or Andy does, but what does magnetism have to do with light?
5/4/2012 1:32:19 PM
Light is an electromagnetic wave. (hence, the "E.M." spectrum). Wikipedia will tell you more
5/4/2012 1:41:38 PM
5/4/2012 2:22:32 PM
Witness the consequences of not only an incomplete education, but a third rate one at that.
5/5/2012 1:08:01 PM
Filin De Blanc
"Witness the consequences of not only an incomplete education, but a third rate one at that."
The sad thing is, Andy graduated from Harvard law.
5/5/2012 1:36:10 PM
Fundies Make Me Sick
So basically, Andy doesn't have a mind and hates anything he perceives (or is told) is opposed to God/Christianity. Got it.
5/5/2012 9:55:09 PM
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