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#1398927
\m/>_<\m/
@doubting thomas: how does one pull that kind of non-sequitur without giving oneself a mental hernia?
5/3/2012 6:39:49 AM
#1398941
LAchlan
Light and matter are the same stuff ya tit.
5/3/2012 7:40:10 AM
#1398945
Mister Spak
Just read the whole article. Apparently Einstien invented general relativity way back when so Obama and Larry Tribe could use it to advocate murdering babies in the Harvard Law review in 1989. Also the famous 1919 eclipse was calculated wrong but nobody noticed until Andy told us at conservapedia.
5/3/2012 7:55:07 AM
#1398949
pete
Even for Andy this is stupid and crazy that are off the scale. I actually feel sorry for Andy. He was born to sociopaths with the means to keep him from being exposed to the "horrible shame" of accepting treatment for his mental disorders. So? The constant, unchallenged, babble of the voices whispering great secrets in his head has driven him quite mad and unable to even translate messages from the real world.
5/3/2012 8:03:41 AM
#1398952
godless heathen
Assfly. Idiot. Yawn.
5/3/2012 8:28:43 AM
#1398954
Osiris
Then please explain how the sun, atomic bombs, and nuclear power plants all work.
5/3/2012 8:35:55 AM
#1398968
I'm nearly convinced some of these comments , MUST be Poe . I simply find it hard to believe anyone is this stupid .
5/3/2012 9:27:01 AM
#1398971
Berny
Two words to prove you're a moron Andy:
Atomic Bomb
How about two more?
Hiroshima
Nagasaki
Did I mention you are a moron?
5/3/2012 9:49:31 AM
#1398976
I have to wonder... how does someone this stupid survive infancy? The complete lack of anything resembling logical thought processes have gotten to the point where even the 'insane troll logic' method of explaining this no longer makes sense.
5/3/2012 10:04:37 AM
#1398978
John
Apparently, by Andy's definition, any human knowledge, other than prayin', huntin' and truck drivin' is "liberal claptrap".
5/3/2012 10:17:11 AM
#1398981
Skatepunk
That E=mc2 is gonna drive Mr. Schlafly nuts isn't it?
Of course, I can't really blame the son of Phyllis Schlafly for losing his mind.
Andy, get help! I am not kidding! Your quotes aren't funny. They are sad.
5/3/2012 10:30:47 AM
#1398984
Tempus
Mathematics is a liberal conspiracy.
5/3/2012 10:51:11 AM
#1398985
Secretly Pagan
Just because you don't understand it...
5/3/2012 10:51:22 AM
#1398986
Andy's been starting to harp on Einstein's theories lately...seriously, what the fuck is his endgame here?
5/3/2012 10:51:41 AM
#1398987
dfmfundies
Schlafly appears to believe that the theory of relativity has something to do with moral relativism, and since he's opposed to the latter he must perforce oppose the former.
5/3/2012 11:07:21 AM
#1398989
rw23
Strictly speaking, light and matter were created at different times. Not as Andy thinks, but entirely because they are related.
5/3/2012 11:21:33 AM
#1398992
Philbert McAdamia
Is it just me, or do I notice that as we attack the stupid, for lulz - the stupid attack the smart, but for what? To prop up their insanity? Here is the extreme; Andy vs. Albert.
Damn, but they hate 'em some science!
The fundie I work with lets me do all the math when there's something in that line to figure out. Is it that he doesn't know how? I suspect it's to keep the evil of even minor science off him and onto me, since I'm going to hell anyway, being the lost cause that I am.
5/3/2012 11:26:52 AM
#1399002
Canuovea
You guys all know that there is a game called "Conservatroll" which involves fucking with Conservapedia. Look it up or something.
But one way to earn points is to make it even more batshit crazy.
Another way is to slip some left wing stuff in.
And... if you manage to change the entire population of Finland into ducks... you get a bajillion points, or something. Check the edit history for Finland.
5/3/2012 11:38:04 AM
#1399014
werewolf
Saying so doesn't make it so, dear boy. Most intelligent people require proof.
5/3/2012 12:29:04 PM
#1399019
Papabear
No, E=mc2 is not meaningless. You're failure at physics (and almost everything else) is meaningless, in the sense of not being important to most reasonable people. Please shut up.
5/3/2012 12:40:47 PM
#1399039
Nicole
Okay, anyone wanna take bets on how long it'll be before he declares that round earth theory is "liberal claptrap?"
5/3/2012 1:51:54 PM
#1399057
Mister Spak
@Nicole:
I think he'll claim the flat earth idea was invented by liberals to lead the unwary to hell, while conservatives have known it was round since about 1000 BC cause it's written in the bible.
5/3/2012 2:19:26 PM
#1399059
EonBlueTriad
Not even Einstein could find the cure for stupid.
5/3/2012 2:24:02 PM
#1399062
Clarker
Light and water were created at different times in the bible. But we do have a "unified theory" on rainbows. Or is that liberal claptrap as well?
5/3/2012 2:42:03 PM
#1399067
Saccharissa
As Einstein once said:
"Only two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
5/3/2012 3:15:45 PM
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